Kidnapping meme

[falconpawnch]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

i. Scenarios ① kidnapped for ransom - everyone wants to make a quick buck. and what quicker way is there than ransoming someones life. Not that everything always goes to plan. Let's just hope that everyone comes out alive and happy. ② kidnapped for revenge - Someone was on the wrong side. Maybe it's the significant other of an Ex. Maybe it's the Ex themselves. Or perhaps it's even more complicated than that. Either way, there's nothing sweeter. ③ cracknapping - Okay, so you didn't mean to drink that much, but now you have woken up in a room with a bunch of mascots from the game and what is going on? ④ kidnapped for help - We need you help. Whether you're willingly up to offer it or not. ⑤ kidnapped for their own good - Want to get you out of a bad situation. It's for your own good. Trust us. You're safe now, you won't be hurt any more. ⑥ accidental kidnapping - okay. so this wasn't... exactly what was planned. But looks like we've got an extra person now. W H O O P S ??? ⑦ wildcard - Anyway you want it. ii. relationship ① kidnapper and kidnapee - The prize and the thief, what better combination? ② kidnapee and rescuer - Don't worry, they're here to save you. ③kidnapees! - Well. Stuck together. This is a good bonding moment. ④ kidnappers anonymous - All of you need to get together and feel bad about yourselves. ⑤ wild card - That's the way you need it

Rules:
» POST with your character, canon and prefs in the subject line.
» COMMENT to other threads and pick a number. (Or let RNG pick.)
» THREAD out the scenarios!
» Have FUN.

Comments

[theywhowait]

[ He leans down to bump noses with her fondly, his beautiful, terrifying shieldmaiden. Well. Not much of a maiden, these days if he wants to get technical. ]

So you have. And so, what punishment will the lady exact on me?

[wroughtsteel]

[ She can still wield a sword better than most men in this place, so really who cares about such technicalities. ]

Oh, I wonder... perhaps I shall keep you for myself, now. Steal you away from those tedious obligations of yours.

[ She cups his face with both her hands, lifting herself up just enough to kiss him. ]

[theywhowait]

[ he kisses her back and smiles into the kiss ]

Oh! What a terrible fate. And yet if it would be my greatest joy to submit to such, if it buy my lady's favour. [ he teases fondly. One hand goes to brush her cheek softly. ]

But after all, right now I am purely at her mercy.

[wroughtsteel]

You always have your lady's favour, my love.

[ She smiles warmly, love and fondness in every line. ] Shall we stay here, or will my loving husband bravely carry me back to bed?

[theywhowait]

All the way to bed? [ He grins at her ]

Well, tis true our bed is very comfortable, although it has been a while since I slept in it. I suppose now is a good time to re-learn that! [ He teases, but he does get up and offer her his hand, and he'll pull her into his arms if she lets him ]