Dear Princess Celestia,

[memesaurus]

My Little Pony: Memes are Magic

1. Roll to find out what you are. (Or don't, if you're from the series already. Or you can reroll and suddenly Celestia is a butterfly. Go for it!)

2. Post with your character name, series and the number you just got in subject line.

3. Roll for what you are and what you’re doing

4. Respond to someone else

5. gosh do I still need to link to random.org?? okay well then.

6. HAHA, THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

7. (Optional) You can go to The Pony Creator and make a pony version of your character. Just remember to come back to this meme in a couple of hours, okay?


Who/What I am!

1. I’m an Earth Pony: No wings, no magic, no problem! You don’t need all them fancy-pantsy powers to get along just fine!

2. I’m a Pegasus! Awwyeah. You’ve got your own awesome city way up in the sky, you can fly and you can control the weather. Who needs a horn?!

3. I’m a Unicorn! Wings are over rated. As a magic-user, you could probably fly if you really wanted to. But there are much more important things to do with your magic.

4. I’m an Alicorn! You’re a Unicorn and a Pegasus all wrapped up in one fantastic package. Seeing as how the only Alicorns are the (huge) Royal Family, I’m guessing that you’re a Princess. Or a Prince. But probably not a king or queen, they don’t seem to have those.

5. I’m some other kind of equine! Whether you’re a zebra, a donkey, or a mule, you’re still somepony, dangit! Maybe you can’t be a unicorn or a Pegasus or anything like that, but that doesn’t mean you’re not special.

6. I’m not any kind of equine! Are you a dragon? A… Discord? Or maybe just an abusive white bunny who’s a total jerk and totally deserved getting smashed into that tree in that one episode. Whatever, your call!

7. I’m NOT an Equestrian! AHHH THERE ARE TALKING HORSES HERE WHY DO THE HORSES TALK WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WEATHER WHY DOES THE SUN NOT COME UP UNDER ITS OWN POWER???



What I’m doing!

1. It’s a party! Whether it’s your birthday party, half-birthday party or just a Welcome To Equestria, Weird Thing We’ve Never Seen Before party, it’s time to get down! Those ponies love to party, no matter the occasion!

2. Revolution! Bronies, Pegasisters, lend me your ears! Throw off the oppressive diarchy and reclaim Equestria for the ponies! Or maybe you’re a colt revolting against the matriarchal rule of Celestia.

3. Invasion! Oh snap, Equestria is under attack! Whether you’re the attacker or the mighty protector of the land is up to you, and whoever it is you’re responding to.

4. Cuteciñera! Hooray, you’ve got your Cutie Mark! Now you’re a big pony! Or maybe you’re in the process of discovering your super awesome talent and earning your Cutie Mark? Either way, this is all about the markings upon your ass!

5. The Grand Galloping Gala Is it going to be the best night or the best NIGHT EVER?

6. Contests! Is it an Iron Pony competition? Maybe you’ve turned the Running of the Leaves into a race. Or maybe it’s a “be quiet the longest” contest. Whatever kind of competition you’re having, just remember to have lots and lots of fun during it!

7. Holidays The Summer Sun Celebration, Nightmare Night, Hearts and Hooves Day, Winter Wrap-up, Hearth’s Warming Eve or whatever other holiday you can think of. It’s time to get festive, ponies!

8. Friendship is magic! Time to hang out with your good friends, or maybe to make some new ones! This is pretty much a general “whee we’re two ponies or whatever and let’s hang out now!” option.

9. ARGH WHAT ARE YOU??? TALKING HORSES?! OH MY CELESTIA NAKED UPRIGHT APE?!

10. Roll again/ Your choice! Whatever you want, my good dudes.

Comments

[the_pink_terror]

Probably.

[asano_san]

Why would you send me there if you think that's going to happen?!

[the_pink_terror]

I'm not sending you anywhere!

[asano_san]

You told me to talk to the princess!

[the_pink_terror]

You don't have to! You can go live in the Everfree forest with all the other weird stuff!

[asano_san]

What other weird stuff lives there?

[the_pink_terror]

I don't know. Weird stuff. Like you.

[asano_san]

Like me? Why are you acting like you've never seen a human with arms before then?

[the_pink_terror]

Because I haven't!!!

[asano_san]

Then how can it be weird stuff like me?

[the_pink_terror]

Because it's all kinds of stuff that doesn't make sense! Like timberwolves! And... and animals that take care of themselves! And weather that changes itself!

[asano_san]

I don't want to be in the forest with wolves!

[the_pink_terror]

I don't think you're going to get along well in the rest of Equestria!

[asano_san]

[And now he remembers how she called him not a dragon and not a minotaur.]

Do you mean all those things you said earlier really exist here?

[the_pink_terror]

Well, yeah. Of course they do!

[asano_san]

I want to go back home!

[the_pink_terror]

Then go back home!

[asano_san]

[Why does she keep yelling at him like that?]

I don't know where the princess is.

[the_pink_terror]

In Canterlot.

[Duuuh.]

[asano_san]

Are we in Canterlot right now?

[the_pink_terror]

Nope. We're in Fillydelphia!

[asano_san]

How far away is Canterlot?

[the_pink_terror]

It isn't that far! Just go that way!

[She points! Of course, she isn't taking into consideration the fact that Keigo will have to walk. Because he probably doesn't have the fare-money for the Friendship Express.]

[asano_san]

Really?

[It sounds too good to be true that it isn't very far.]

[the_pink_terror]

Yep! It doesn't take me long to get there and I'm not even a strong flyer!