Shag, Marry, Cliff

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Shag, Marry, Cliff
The Meme

Shag, Marry, Cliff (known alternatively as: Fuck, Marry, Kill, among other names) is a sort of party or road-trip game. One person gives three names, and the next person says which of the three they'd screw (or shag or fuck, whatever), marry, and throw off a cliff (or punch or kill, whatever). It can continue on or the "players" can sit and discuss their terrible life choices.

How to play
1) Comment with your character.
2) Reply (ICly) to others with three names to choose from.
3) Say who you would shag, who you would marry and who you would kill/cliff.
4) Enjoy the resulting interaction!

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Comments

[darthvaderfanboy]

You're the one who asked.

[There's a reason he's not fond of this game.]

[girlandherstaff]

Was hoping you wouldn't answer...

[darthvaderfanboy]

Never ask a question you don't want to hear the answer to.

[There's a sense he's grinning behind the mask.]

What're you more offended by? The fact I'd kill your boyfriend or sleep with you?

[girlandherstaff]

What boyfriend?

All of it. Definitely all of it. The sleeping with me especially.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Finn.

[It's obvious even to him that she cares for the traitor.]

If it had to be a choice between a marriage or one night, I think I could handle the one night.

[Plus, she seems like she'd be a wildcat in bed, but he's definitely keeping that to himself.]

[girlandherstaff]

We're friends. There's no dating.

[She really just sees him as a friend. A good friend.]

I think I'd try to avoid both and throw myself off the cliff

[If she knew those thoughts, she would be displeased]

[darthvaderfanboy]

Uh-huh.

[He doesn't believe that.]

That's not how the game works.

[girlandherstaff]

And since when does a follower of the Dark Side care how things work?

[darthvaderfanboy]

I'm not all made up of treachery and lies.

[girlandherstaff]

No, you just keep them for your family.

[darthvaderfanboy]

It always comes back to that with you, doesn't it?

[girlandherstaff]

Considering what you did, can you blame me?!

[darthvaderfanboy]

I did what I had to. If he wanted to live, he should've stayed away.

[girlandherstaff]

He wanted to help you, does that concept even sink into your mind?

[darthvaderfanboy]

I didn't need his help! I'm not some lost kid who needs to be saved!

[She's hit a nerve and it shows.]

[girlandherstaff]

The way you react would say different.

[darthvaderfanboy]

If my own father couldn't make a difference, what makes you think you can?

[girlandherstaff]

I don't have any prior attachment.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Try all you like. You'll end up the same way as him.

[girlandherstaff]

So you say. We'll see.