bakerstreet | Sex in Wonderland meme

As it says on the tin, something's gone wrong and here you are in Wonderland. It's a lovely, rural place, full of green fields and spectacular sights. It's free to enter, provided that you don't mind the toll it takes on your sanity. You see, now that Wonderland has you here, it will use your body to suit its own needs. Don't worry though. Other Wonderlandians will surely come along to help you adjust yourself to the setting!

Enjoy the pastries and beverages, helpfully marked eat me and drink me for your convenience. It all tastes absolutely delightful, but take care of how much you ingest. Almost all of it is drugged in some way or another. You may find yourself growing or shrinking, sometimes more in some body parts than others. Other times, you may find your mood swinging in one direction or another. There's no rhyme or reason for it, but there doesn't have to be.

Chat with anyone you like, but be prepared to talk for a long time if you cross paths with someone from the Caterpillar Crew. They're fairly heavy smokers, and tend to spend their days lounging about on mushrooms puffing their hookas. It's easy to relax when they're nearby, and they'll love to help you settle down while they tell you all about the way the world should be. Don't worry if it starts to feel like your head's stuffed full of cotton. That's just the way it feels when you lose your own will. Just sit back and breathe deep, all right?

If you're fortunate, perhaps someone will take enough of an interest in you to invite you to a tea party. The dishes are remarkably stylized and sexy, if perhaps a bit pornographic as you eat the food and uncover what lies beneath. But as the party goes on, you might find the atmosphere more appealing. Don't worry about making a mess if your inhibitions fall so low you stretch out on the table to offer yourself for dessert.
Mind the Doremouse, though. His sleepiness might prove contagious. And if you fall asleep in Wonderland, who knows where you might wake up?

If you find yourself shrunk down to the height of a gnome, be sure to take a walk through the Garden. The flora loves playing with guests! The viney plants love to wrap around visitors and help them take root, and there seems to be pollen everywhere, for better or worse. Those who roll around in the fertilizer for very long might find themselves growing more plantlike than they were before, though in strangely literal ways. The fierce tigerlillies romp with the roaring dandelions. Those pollinated by poseys might find themselves compelled to freeze in interesting positions. Sunflower buds grow tanned and prefer to stretch out in direct sunlight, while gentle pansies are far too timid to bloom unless they're fucked gently. If you stay here, you might even find yourself becoming a new breed of plant entirely!

It's probably easy to misplace your clothes in the middle of all this excitement. Maybe you've shrunk down too far and couldn't fit into them anymore. Maybe you just lost yourself for a little bit and want to reclaim some of your modesty instead of walking around stark naked. Wonderland is happy to provide an alternative for you! Many trees and bushes bear garments instead of fruit. Pluck a spider-spun bikini and clothe yourself in the most delicate of silk. Harvesting something from the stiletto bush might seem silly at first, but it must be better than walking around barefoot in the wilderness. And who knows? If you spend enough time exclusively in Wonderland's fetishwear, you might find that it makes more sense than hiding your body behind all that fabric.

Mirrors are a curious thing in Wonderland. Your reflection can easily work its way out of the frame to greet you in entirely intimate ways. Is it masturbation if you play with yourself in front of your reflection? In some niche cases, twins might become attached. You'll never have to be lonely again.

If you enter the royal gardens, you might notice the guards tending to naked bodies. The Queen wants to only be surrounded by the most lovely objects, and so her guards are set to painting the roses red. You're welcome to pick up a paintbrush and tend to some unflourished skin. Likewise, volunteer canvases are quite welcome as well.

Oh dear, have you upset the Queen? Do be careful during your trial. The Queen loves to claim heads of all kinds. She'll take a man's head and leave him a woman. She'll steal an innocent's maidenhead. Tread carefully, and you just might survive the trial with all your body parts intact. It might be helpful to request a game. Speaking of games...

Do you play croquet? You should if you want to rub elbows with royalty. Hopefully you won't feel awkward wielding gigantic phallyses and striking balls through living targets bent over backwards to provide proper goals. The entire deck is available to the winner, but losers might find themselves growing flexible enough to be useful in the next game.

As you explore the lands though, beware the fearsome Jabberwock. It's a huge beast, known only to have an insatiable appetite. None who've seen the Jabberwock have returned alive. It's impossible to tell what will become of you if you're caught by it.

Of course, keep in mind that Wonderland is a magical place. It's impossible to catalogue everything one might find within. Perhaps you'll encounter something else during your stay?

Whatever happens, remember that we're all mad here. Don't take it personally if you start to slip.

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Character Age: 21
Role: Either a confused newcomer or likely one of the Queen's guards.
Character Information: A kind and loyal knight who always plays by the rules, Flynn is never one to ignore someone in trouble and always willing to step between an innocent and the jaws of doom, sword drawn and shield ready. However, his insistence on always doing things by the book can make him quite inflexible. Add the madness of wonderland to the mix, and the possibility of him becoming a dark knight, particularly in service to the strange land's Queen, is a very real one.
Yes: Yes to anything in the garden, anything involving him being a loyal lackey to the Queen, or him being on trial (perhaps even showing him becoming a loyal lackey).
No: Castration (though I am okay with magical gender change or even him being forced to crossdress... just please don't explicitly chop off his dick) or anything in the no section of my kink list below. I'm not fussed on anything involving the caterpillar crew either.
Anything else: Kink list!

Character Name: Sans
Character Age: 20s
Role: Part of the tea party or the royal guards
Character Information: From first impressions, he's a monster that seems only interested in lifting his brother's spirits, lazing round, and making bad pranks/jokes. But there's a lot more to this skeleton, some secrets that show he has a bit of a fatalistic streak. Given his tomfoolery, he'd make an excellent addition to the mad hatter's tea party or just lazing around on his guard job.
Yes: Anything in the royal guard/mad party prompts, heck even the eat me/drink me or caterpillar prompts
No: Removal of body parts, thanks. Or fetishwear.
Anything else: Glowy blue magic dick for anyone who's confused on how this'd work

Character Name: Kylo Ren
Character Age: 20s
Role: There are so many things that would fit. I can see her falling into Wonderland. I'd also love to do something with mirrors. Or her as the Queen and Rey as Alice. ALL THE THINGS really.
Character Information: What can I say that's not too spoiler-y. Kylo can be a bit...dramatic, shall we say? A powerful force user, she is not too pleased when things do not work out as she envisioned them.
Yes: Most things. If you're wondering, just ask. A bit of light bondage and discipline might serve her well though. And I totally think she'd rock the fetishwear.
No: No chopping off body parts. That is not a trend we're looking to continue here.
Anything else: Depending on the way the thread goes, spoilers are likely to appear. Just be warned.

Character Name: Asuka Shikinami Langley
Character Age: 28, but appears physically 14 due to the Curse of Eva
Role: More than likely an unhappy newcomer regardless of location
Character Information: A bitter, tempestuous pilot with an eyepatch (covering an eye that occasionally glows) and a chip on her shoulder the size of Australia.
Yes: Fetishwear, breast/etc. expansion, mirrors, garden, and tea party prompts. I also wouldn't mind doing weird things with the eat me/drink me prompts.
No: Amputation or caterpillar prompts, sexswap, extreme shrinking or growth

Character Name: Daisy Johnson ("Skye" to online buddies / people who haven't seen her in a year or so)
Character Age: 26
Role: She's an audience proxy character, so she'd fit well as an Alice. She can be a bit of a slacker, so a Caterpillar-type might suit her well also. And considering her current job for the government, she'd fit in as any of the characters under the Queen's employ.
For canonmates, Daisy might have wandered off to track a lead and fallen into one of the bad ending scenarios that would require a rescue effort?
Character Information: Mouthy hacker type who grew up in the child welfare system. She went on a spirit quest to find her birth family, and that's led her to taking a spot in a government ops group. She's gotten her answers and they're just about the worst thing ever (aliens and stuff). Her spirit quest has since shifted to proving that she's not like her parents.
Yes & Nos: Kinklist here
Anything else: If you'd not sure what's a welcome scenario, feel free to ask! I also don't mind playing with any medium, so don't feel obligated to tag Live Action to Live Action. If there's any place to throw away the medium divide, it's Wonderland.

Sex in Wonderland meme

Flynn Scifo || Tales of Vesperia || M/F pref

Sans | Undertale

Kylo Ren (Rule 63 version) | Star Wars: The Force Awakens | OTA

Asuka Shikinami Langley | Rebuild of Evangelion | OTA

Daisy Johnson | MCU / Agents of SHIELD | OTA