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bakerstreet2015-12-09 10:32 pm
THE MONSTER HUNTER AU MEEM

THE MONSTER HUNTER AU MEME
HOW TO PLAY
1) Post a blank comment with your character, or post with your preferences
2) Reply to others by rolling the RNG between 1-10 to pick a prompt, or just grab one that tickles your fancy.
3) Decide who is the hunter, hunted, or monster victim, or any combination of the three.
4) Play!
PROMPTS
1) GHOST HUNTERRRZ You are now a ghost hunter on some crappy reality TV show. Are you just making shit up as you go along? Do you think you’re really onto something when it’s just rats? Is something actually going on and your amateur crew is way out of their league?
2) PORTLANDIA The dream of the 90s may be alive in Portland, but that’s not all that’s still moving around. Now you’re a Grimm, and it’s your job to either kill or befriend the wesen (monster people) in your city. Are you a law abiding cop? A rogue killer? Maybe just the middle school math teacher who really has no time for this bullshit?
3) THE GOTH OPTION You’re a vampire hunter in some sort of unspecified Victorian year. Needless to say, you job description involves a lot of fainting couches, waifs, and elegant neck stretching. Embrace the gothic horror cliché’s, man.
4) CAN I GO HOME NOW? For whatever reason ,you find yourself in a position where you just really don’t want to be up against this monster nonsense. Maybe you got cornered and now you’re forced to kill them all before you can go. Maybe someone pushed you into this when all you really want to do is be a dentist. Maybe it’s 2 AM and some poltergeist is disturbing your sleep.
5) MR. POINTY Congratulations, either you are now the Slayer, or one of her many monster hunting buddies. I trust you know how this one works, guys.
6) BROODING HUNX Wow, unlucky you. You’re now a hunter in the Supernatural universe. Or hey, maybe you’re just an unlucky civilian who has to suddenly be saved by a barely functional alcoholic with an arsenal. Maybe you’re even a hunter with a stable job and life, and you hunt on the weekends. Whatever you are, stay away from those Winchester psychos.
7) THE HUNTED BECOMES THE HUNTER Clearly you’ve got a lot of internal hate going on here, because now you’re a monster who finds them self hunting other monsters. What happened to you, man? Did you get turned against your will and hunt for revenge? Does your species do this for funsies? Are the members of your race corrupted and must be stopped?
8) SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT Congrats, asshole, you’re a witch hunter. No specific time period, but just know that you get your kicks trying otherwise law abiding women for witchcraft. Or maybe you’re a misunderstood person truly trying to rid the world of wicked witchery, and your victims are the real deal.
9) ….IN SPAAAACE You‘re a space monster hunter (alien? human in the future?) and you hunt space monsters. Not much else to it.
10) WILD Go nuts

Dutch Velders | The Strain | OTA
Allison Argent | Teen Wolf | OTA
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Re: Allison Argent | Teen Wolf | OTA
So her walking away from the club with a good looking guy hadn't seemed odd until Allison had seen Lydia's reflection in the window. Without her new friend next to her.
By the time Allison got there Lydia was pale, shaking, and backed into the corner. And desperately saying something that sounded like "Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra."
And the vampire, now with his game face on, was talking too. "You can't keep that up..." He turned and snarled, looking at Allison. "Slayer." The combination of the vampire being built like a linebacker and about fifty years old should at least give Allison a decent workout. Of course Lydia didn't know she was the Slayer.
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Rachel Harris | Spooks: Code 9 | OTA
Lucan Trevelyan | Dragon Age: Inquisition
Miketsukami Soushi | Inu x Boku SS OTA
Liling 'Lily' Yang | World of Darkness OC | OTA
Re: Liling 'Lily' Yang | World of Darkness OC | OTA
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He's really too precious and clueless. It hurts me.
He is a New Jersey Cinnamon Roll. XD
Chinese grandma isn't sure whether she'd like to pinch his cheeks or throttle him tbh.
Rofl Chinese Grandma. XD love it. Also forgive default icons while phone tagging!
It's true. She is an old lady. Haha, and don't worry about it.
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Oooh she's got points in Life!
Life and Spirit. Healz and talking to dead people.
He's mind and luck - purely. By the end of his first campaign it was insane, his stats.
I hope he used those powers for good...
Re: I hope he used those powers for good...
And here Liling thought she didn't have any maternal instinct. Goddamnit. :|
told you, precious cinnamon roll. He hates me for it.
Ugh. Makes her want to take him home and feed him tbh.
He probably could use it. He is one of those guys who is too thin and always hungry. Teens!!
Congratulations! You have acquired +1 Chinese Grandma.
/adds to loot pool
your choice whether she actually sees anything or not btw :)
Oh I had a thing in mind. :3
Hi, Gramps!
He would be so unhappy with that title. XD
Haha. Don't worry. Liling is aware that she lives in a glass house. No 'Gramps'.
*giggles*
Hush, cinnamon roll. The adults are talking.
I barked out laughing at this subject. Leo is so offended.
XD Just as planned. Sorry, Leo. It's about to get worse.
Oh my god it did. hahahaha
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Ahhhhh this never posted from my phone!! I'm so sorry! >.<
Oh no. Don't cry, cinnamon roll. D: (It's okay! Don't worry about it! <3))
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Don't you sass her, cinnamon roll. :|
*sniffle* spicy cinnamon roll, I'll sass crazy magic grandma if I want!
kjhgfds Crazy Magic Grandma, oh my god, I am dying, referring to her as that from now on
The Adventures of Crazy Magic Grandma and Cinnamon Roll!
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Eva Lemoine || Original Char || OTA
Sierra Anderson | Glee OC | OTA
Bongsan | Hellper
Daimon Hellstrom | Marvel | ota
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Billy Kaplan | Marvel | open
Hellboy | ota
Stephen Strange | Marvel 616 | OTA
Methos | Highlander | OTA
Demon!John Egbert | Homestuck | OTA
Are you another supernatural creature he has to kick the shit out of, for whatever reason? Or are you another stupid hunter who thinks you're any match for the tricks of John Egbert? Or maybe some poor, interdimensionally lost soul who happens upon the wrong place at the wrong time.]
4?
Uhhh.
Sorry, I'll be outta your hair, wrong John Egbert.
[[Yes. Get the fuck out of there, march down the damn road if he has to, but get the fuck out of there.]]
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Inoue Orihime | Bleach (manga) | OTA
Dave Strider | Homestuck | OTA
Mike Warren | Graceland
Frisk | Undertale | OTA
[Or could be the hunted, because they tend to get sucked into timeline shenanigans because they have bad enough luck that they die. A lot. And then come back. And they kind of fight with their Soul? I headcanon that their soul is visible to monster-folk when in a skirmish.
[It's all weird and it's all good over here. Gen is great, and shipping is fine if you don't mind a lack of aged-up icons. The one for this toplevel is the only one I have right now, whoops.]
Drax the Destroyer ☠ GOTG ☠ OTA-ish
9 - locked to reliablelies
- named Taneleer Tivan
- named Fancy Man
- dressed like an a-hole
- had a cute daughter, named Carina
- had a cute slave of another species, named Carina
- was the leader of the egotistically named Tivan group, who mined this Celestial’s head for matter
- was one of the oldest beings in the Universe, selected to be the last of his species by a higher power and granted immortality by Death itself
- was a widower
- was a nerd with a lot of free-time and too much money
- possessed a collection once housed in a big-ass building near a bar, the Boot of Jemiah, which was famed for its delightful Orloni gambling ring
- possessed a collection that had always been on a constantly moving space-craft
Only the penultimate fact and sort of the first thing Drax could vouch for (especially the thrill brought about by the Orloni matches), but the rest? Contradictory results such as this were always the risk of using such violent methods to seek out answers, but, it remained fairly worthwhile; always in them, there was some percentage of actual, vital truth.
So it was that the Destroyer and Mr. of Asgard went about the vicinity of the Boot of Jemiah and, then, came upon the ruined remains of the Collector’s museum. The establishment, contrary to hearsay, resembled a tall building, but mostly without a roof and possessing large holes in its walls. Drax’s knives were out. The grey humanoid assumed a cautious stance, as he placed his back against the wall of the metallic, circular entrance, and began sidling inside.
His tone? Serious. As it oftenest was.] Loki of Asgard. Your tricks appear useful, but may be insufficient for the likes of an ancient, immortal widower-nerd with too much money. Get behind me and stay close.
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Happy Christmas Eve!
You too!
Thanks and thanks for your patience! Sorry about the delay.
You too! End of year is always slow
Hurrah! Yes, 'tis the season for backtagging!
Indeed!
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Oh no. If it already hasn't happened, this slash is getting weird.
this is The Best
So evil.
Wonderfully so
Oh my God. All of the dirty thoughts. Can we spare these two? I actually kind of like 'em.
Yes, I think we can :'D
Yay!
leon camillia | oc | ota