Damn you, spruce bark beetles!

[bellerophontes]

the BAD MOVIE NIGHT meme

◘Post your character with their name and canon in the subject line.
◘Your character and the character(s) who tag are now watching a bad movie together. Maybe they're using it for a drinking game. Maybe they're just mocking it. Maybe they're even filming reaction videos. You decide.
◘No RNG options - just pick whatever movie you love to hate. If you can't decide on one, Birdemic, Plan 9 from Outer Space, or anything listed here is always a good choice.

Comments

[xenon]

I'm certainly working on it. She'll be a pro in no time if I have any say in it.

((And omg don't judge his hardcore VCR player, people would kill for quality like this!!

Jake quiets down when there's talk of the southern cross, but pips up again as soon as the narrator shuts up.)) Man it would suck to get them, but those are some really cracker jack scars, don't you think?

[hammerkinds]

Haha, awesome! Maybe I should try that with Dave too. He never wants to watch any of my movies.

[He eats a piece of popcorn, nodding.]

Yeah! They look awesome. I don't know if I would want any myself, though...

[xenon]

Seriously? You be joking. The ladies love a rugged looking man, and that, my good fellow, is certainly a set of very rugged looking scars. And Kinshiro sure gets lucky in this one. ((wonk wonk nudge nudge.

Don't mind, Jake, though. It would be weird if he talked about the women/men he was actually interested in. Because. Talking about his blue lady fetish and particular male suitor might be awkward.))

[hammerkinds]

Really? I guess I'm not really interested in romance right now, so I haven't really thought about it. But do girls really like a lot of scars?

[xenon]

Yeah, it's sort of like a way to show off how tough you are! And girls like that...Or, I should assume they do.

[hammerkinds]

Uh, should you really be assuming stuff like that? I mean, I guess if someone said that then I could believe it. But I don't really think all girls like that kinda stuff.

[xenon]

Hmm..!

((Frowns. Thinks a second.)) I suppose you're right. I'll have to ask Jane and Roxy later, then.

[hammerkinds]

That seems like a good plan. I will ask Jade, Rose, and Vriska too and then we can compare answers.

[RIGHT. Movie, they're supposed to be watching that. He turns his attention back to the screen.]

[xenon]

((MOVIES MAN sometimes it's hard to stay on topic. He cozies back up. Kinshiro so cool; so animu.))

[hammerkinds]

[Man seriously, there are just so many things to discuss. But John does want to see the movie, so he tries to keep quiet to remember all the stuff he wants to talk about until it's over. Or at least until it gets to a lull in the action.]

[xenon]

((omnomnom popcorn. Dante Basco being the world's shittiest trainer with his Fire Nation karate moves. Blind girl playing music. WOAH SHIT baddies. Give it a moment...))

It's so great how they get right into the action and things with this film. Grabs your right by your knickers!

[hammerkinds]

[Snickering. Who even says knickers, man.]

Yeah! Though I like movies that have plot build up too. Both kinds are really good! A good balance between the two is nice, I think.

[xenon]

((An esteemed gentleman, of course!!!!))

Haha, you know, I always figured the plot stuff I don't quite catch in this one is just because it's based off a "graphic novel" of sorts.

[hammerkinds]

[More like a dork.]

I guess so? It would probably be hard to fit all of that into a movie without it being crazy long.

[xenon]

Precisely! It's to the point and full of action, so I'm sure all the other details don't matter all that much.