Damn you, spruce bark beetles!

[bellerophontes]

the BAD MOVIE NIGHT meme

◘Post your character with their name and canon in the subject line.
◘Your character and the character(s) who tag are now watching a bad movie together. Maybe they're using it for a drinking game. Maybe they're just mocking it. Maybe they're even filming reaction videos. You decide.
◘No RNG options - just pick whatever movie you love to hate. If you can't decide on one, Birdemic, Plan 9 from Outer Space, or anything listed here is always a good choice.

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Sure ^__^

[handymetacrisis]

We're the only ones left. Weeeell, youare. I can't just toss you aside.

((ooc: Sorry about the late response. We were just dealing with yet another severe thunderstorm. We even lost power twice!))

Yikes!

[ofdrumsthesound]

Glad to hear it. And you're still half, that's pretty good.

It was fun!

[handymetacrisis]

Full would be nicer, but half's not that bad. I'm getting used to it.

So, want to have Rose come in soon?

[ofdrumsthesound]

Good.

Yup. I'm going to work her in really soon.

[handymetacrisis]

[And the timer goes ding! So out come the pizzas, all nice and meaty for the Master to enjoy. He's just going to take his few slices now and leave the rest.]

Yay

[ofdrumsthesound]

*Yum! The Master is pleased.*

[handymetacrisis]

[A pleased Master is a slightly less dangerous Master, which works well in their favor. He settles down at the table (domestic!) to eat.]

Since you're staying here, I should probably take you shopping. Can't wear the same thing everyday anymore.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Alright. More of the same?

[handymetacrisis]

If you're fine with that. Or I could subject you to the horrors of clothes shopping. [He looks back at the Master with a stupid grin.]

Or you could borrow some of mine. Though I don't think you'd fit in them.

Time to meet Rose?

[ofdrumsthesound]

Just go with more of the same. A few different colors, maybe.

Yeah. Want to see if I can drag a Rose here first?

[handymetacrisis]

Right. Take all the fun out of it.

Nah, 3-person threads fall apart too easily

[ofdrumsthesound]

Hey, at least you can choose the colors.

Alrighty

[handymetacrisis]

You have to experience clothes shopping once. I bet you had a personal shopper when you were Prime Minister.

[ The door opens and Rose steps in. He nearly trips out of his seat to go greet her.

Yay

[ofdrumsthesound]

Well of course, I was busy killing all my advisors and whatnot--ah, Rose is home.

Hello, Rose!

[handymetacrisis]

[Rose is very surprised by this; not the greeting of course, but the Master in their flat. She was surprised and very concerned.]

Um. Hullo there.

[He of course looks at the Master, shooting him a look that says "behave"]

I forget, have they met? I don't think they have.

[ofdrumsthesound]

*He just rolls his eyes at the look.

*Rose gets a smile, though.* I hope you don't mind me staying for a bit? I kind of, well, have nowhere else to go.

No, I don't think so either. But, she can be told about him?

[handymetacrisis]

[It's a very important look!

Rose smiles back, a bit hesitant and unsure, before shooting him a look for her own. What does he mean he's staying for awhile? Of course that means he has to do some very quick talking and give lots of puppy eyes.

Then Rose turns her attention back to the Master.]

Sorry 'bout the mess. You know how he is. Takin' everythin' apart and just leaving pieces layin' 'bout.

Probably a few things, anyway

[ofdrumsthesound]

I'm sure I know better than you do. I went to school with the original, doncha know.

Only a few.

[handymetacrisis]

[She giggles a little and he looks a little annoyed. Great. He could see this turning into a "let's trade embarrassing stories about the Doctor" moment.]

Rose, I'd better get going on the guest room. Least it'll be finally cleaned out? [He waits for her answer, which she considers for a long while, and then nodding.]

Just don't sweep things under the bed, yeah? I'll check and made you do it proper. [He rolls his eyes, smiles, gives her a kiss, and then hurries to the bedroom to clean. Of course he shoots the Master another look while Rose settles down in a recliner, serious expression on her face.]

[ofdrumsthesound]

Shoo, Handy. I have no plan to kill her, honest.

*He scoot over to her and grins.* So, he's told you about me? Good things, I hope? A few good ones at least.

[handymetacrisis]

[He's worried. You can't exactly blame him for that.

Rose looks at the master, still a serious expression on her face.]

He told me 'bout that year. About how you went mad and tried to slaughter humanity.

[ofdrumsthesound]

But did he tell you that we were children together?

[handymetacrisis]

Yeah. He didn't tell me much 'bout it. Just that you two were once friends.

[ofdrumsthesound]

We still are, in a broken sort of way.

[handymetacrisis]

I'd reckon so, considering he wants you here. 'm not that happy 'about it. He's still adjusting to himself and now he's off takin' care of you.

[She sighed.]

If it makes him happy, there's not much I can do 'bout it.