Damn you, spruce bark beetles!

[bellerophontes]

the BAD MOVIE NIGHT meme

◘Post your character with their name and canon in the subject line.
◘Your character and the character(s) who tag are now watching a bad movie together. Maybe they're using it for a drinking game. Maybe they're just mocking it. Maybe they're even filming reaction videos. You decide.
◘No RNG options - just pick whatever movie you love to hate. If you can't decide on one, Birdemic, Plan 9 from Outer Space, or anything listed here is always a good choice.

Comments

Pff awesome

[shirleyhopeful]

Oh, so you mean you have seen a giant fish before! It must have been really difficult to fight a monster that big!

[It's even bigger then Nerifes!]

[knightofcourage]

Not really. Monsters don't seem that different to me when I have to fight them.

[Admittedly at first it was because all of them scared him more or less equally, but it's the same result right?]

[shirleyhopeful]

It's still impressive to me that you can fight all of them.

I'm not sure if I can! [Being a spell castor and all]

[knightofcourage]

Well, it's not like I fight them alone either. The reason I can fight them is because I have help from my friends, too.

[And Marta's pretty formidable herself. Emil certainly wouldn't want to face her.]

[shirleyhopeful]

[And there was a giggle]

I'm glad, I don't know what to think if you had to fight by you- [What the, did that fish eat the entire person whole?!]

[knightofcourage]

Um...I've never seen a monster do that before.

[Well, there was that one time with the manitou but that didn't count. Also, not quite a fish. Even a giant one.]

[shirleyhopeful]

[And suddenly Shirley found herself a little bit nervous about what kind of monsters lurk in the water...]

W-well, it doesn't mean we can't fight our way out of a monster's stomach right?

[knightofcourage]

Probably...something would have to happen if you just kept attacking it from the inside, wouldn't it?

[shirleyhopeful]

...

You don't think that the monster will haunt us after it's dead, will it? We would have killed it from the inside and it would be a rather...gruesome death.

[knightofcourage]

[Scary.]

I...don't think so. I've never seen anyone haunt anything, let alone a monster.

[shirleyhopeful]

[It was then that Shirley realizes that maybe she might have been hanging around with Norma way too much]

It is still a living thing, so it might turn into a ghost. So who knows...

[knightofcourage]

Now I'm glad we don't have to actually fight one of those things.

[shirleyhopeful]

I'm not sure how Senel does it, he fights monsters like these all the time back home.

...Actually, he might try to rip open a monster fish from the inside.

[knightofcourage]

He can do that?

[shirleyhopeful]

Mhmm, he's part of the marine so he's use to fighting sea monsters. ...I'll have to ask him when I get back home, I'm sure he has seen some giant fish before...

[knightofcourage]

That's not what I...never mind.

[The sooner he stops thinking about people tearing apart monsters the better. Real battle is enough for him.]

Um, anyway! These piranhas sure can take a lot of damage. I'm not sure what that thing was, but I think I'd be hurt a lot more if it hit me.

[shirleyhopeful]

If he did, I'm sure that I'll be able to heal you! So you don't have to worry!

[knightofcourage]

Hahaha...thanks.

[The implied situation isn't so nice, but the intention is at least.]