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the mistletoe meme
Huh... There's a mistletoe right above you... T'is the season-- almost. And it looks like you got stuck right under that mistletoe with someone else. And you both can't move until you kiss one another (Of course, not specifying where that kiss needs to happen).

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[IT WAS ON THE CHEEK. It was definitely on the cheek.

This is her first kiss. That whole time she had been thinking of a kiss on the mouth she had also been wondering what the big deal was. People make stupid traditions out of kissing. One she's indulging in.

It lasts longer because she's so surprised, her blue eyes wide as he kisses her pout. She'll give everyone one thing -- it definitely feels nice. Or is that... just because it's Yata...

WHY WOULD SHE THINK THAT ABOUT YATA?! What does she do? Does she kiss him back?! HOW DOES THIS WORK? Closing her eyes tightly, she presses back into his kiss.

A tsundere thug sunshine kiss.]

[ okay at this point he literally does not know what the fuck is happening

He thought she hated him! Just push him away so this doesn't get any weirder! Or don't; he'd be hurt if she did that. What does she want him to do now, though? He doesn't know how to kiss! But she does. He should probably one-up her, huh. Huh!!

This is so embarrassing, but she might laugh at his lack of skill later and call him a tomato boy again. Ugh. Fine, he'll do something.

He continues kissing her rather gently, tugging and nipping at her lips in a clumsy attempt to ease them open. ]

[They're in public. THEY'RE IN PUBLIC!!

She doesn't know what he wants but... kissing isn't so bad. It's really not. It's nothing like kissing on the cheek?! A lot of the cheek kissing came from family anyway since she didn't have friends.

This isn't a competition but like Yata, he probably thinks she's supposed to be really good at kissing since she said she did it before. Her tightly closed eyes and wrinkled nose and pursed lips soften. UM... UMMMM....

Well, she'll just tilt her chin up more towards him (she's shorter!!) and hold his shoulders with shaking hands. IS THIS GOOD?! She doesn't know oh my god but she's feeling dizzy and short on breath so she's opening her mouth to try and breathe again.]

[ THEY'RE IN PUBLIC AND HE HONESTLY WISHES SHE'D STOP HIM... Maybe he should take this pause as a sign? He was actually doing better than he expected so far, but he personally feels like the worst kisser in the world.

Only she puts her hands on his shoulders and he panics. Does that mean she wants more? No, why. Not that he minds, but...

FINE!! His hands, although trembling just as much as hers are, rest on her waist and pull her closer. Does he use his... tongue... What is he thinking? NO!!!! He'll just keep kissing her like this until she wants to stop. He can't go wrong with that!! ]

[SHE IS THINKING THE SAME THING?! But it seems like he wants to keep going? Why. Chitoge knows she probably isn't super great either but she's trying her best!! It can't be that bad. He hasn't stopped it.

WHY HASN'T HE STOPPED IT

And now her chest is pressing to his from being pulled closer. Her heart leaps into her throat that this kiss has turned into a BODILY THING. She twists his shirt up in her hands, making a small sound against his mouth.

Not... one of displeasure.....]

[ What was that? OH MY GOD. But he can't deny that it feels good. That's part of why he hasn't stopped. He moans into the kiss and—

Ah, no, no. He opened his eyes by accident and saw people staring. HE'LL STOP NOW. Their lips quickly smack apart (and rather loudly, too) as he pulls away. That concludes his first kiss ever. Wow. Uh. ]

Um... Yeah.

...

Wait, you meant on the lips, right...

[Hers too!? YEAH WOW. That wasn't... bad at all. In fact, she wouldn't be totally against doing it again. A hand reaches up so she can press her fingers to her mouth, lost in thought.

Her first kiss. HER FIRST KISS. Now they have to get married....... she wants a big wedding. He won't mind, right? What about the honeymoon? SHE'S GETTING AHEAD OF HERSELF. How many kids?? NO!!!]

─ What?

[What did he say? Even if she didn't mean on the lips HE CAN'T TAKE IT BACK NOW. Is he taking it back? THEY HAVE TO GET MARRIED.]

You mean... you didn't kiss me because you wanted it to be on the lips?

[One hand POINTS AT HIS MOUTH and her eyes are naturally drawn to his lips again. HER FACE GOES RED.]

[ The finger on her lip draws his attention to hers. Come to think of it, she's beautiful up close. He feels like he's with a movie star. It makes him tremble. Her looks aren't the reason for this, but they definitely have to at least start going out. They kissed! They're practically an item now. HE'S NOT THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE that is TOO FAR. Maybe when they're ready for kids. Wait, kids? WHAT.

BACK TO THE QUESTION. ]

No, you idiot! I wouldn't kiss you on the lips if I didn't want to.

[ That's what she said, right? If you want to do something, do it. ]

I-I just didn't wanna do it if you didn't.

[She's half-AMERICAN so she has big blue eyes and thick eyelashes. Plus her hair is naturally blonde and she has PERFECT BODY. She is basically a movie star.

SHE'S NOT AN IDIOT. She can't get mad in time. He says he wanted to kiss her on the lips. Oh...

OH.

SHE LOOKS DOWN AT HIS CHEST, distracted by his mouth ALL OVER AGAIN. Slowly her hands fall from his shoulders but she reaches for his sleeve and tugs it a little.]

You already did it, idiot. So don't think about the past like you can change it. B-besides, wh-what if I wanna [MUMBLES.]

[ She's right, he shouldn't regret it. He doesn't. He got to kiss the only girl he can talk to aside from Anna, EVEN IF SHE IS A GORILLA. ]

Hm? What if you wanna what? [ LEANS IN ]

[PUNCHES HIM IN THE BRACKETS.

She just gets more quiet and shy DON'T LEAN IN!!! Her fingers pinch at the edge of his sleeve.]

I-I wanna... kiss more.

[ YEAH, HE SHOULDN'T HAVE LEANED IN. Now he's red from head to toe and his ears are burning. Did he hear that right? There's no way he heard that right. ]

A-ah. Um. [ BREATHES HEAVILY!!! This is a matter of life and death, Yata. CHOOSE!! ] O... okay.

[ But all he does is throw her awkward glances, wondering if he should do it now or later. Everyone's looking at them now, he can feel it. ]

[STOP BREATHING SO HEAVILY IT'S WEIRD!!! He says okay. He says okay?! Wait, now what? Do they kiss now...... do they get married now... she looks around.

EVERYONE IS STARING!!!]

C-Craaaaap! Yata!! [He's Yata not Tomato Boy.] I... I have to- Ihavetoshowyousomethingcomeon! [TUGS HIS SLEEVE IN ANOTHER DIRECTION.]

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