THANKS FROM LAST NIGHT

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thanksgiving it's thanksgiving for everybody~
except for europeans ♫

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[bigvessel]

Congratulations. 1-10 on the immorality scale, how wild was it?

[markonmysoul]

Easy eight and a half. I regret nothing.

[bigvessel]

With a score like that, it's mandatory to share the story.

[markonmysoul]

Well he's a priest ... at least he was at the time.

[bigvessel]

A priest fucking a guy. Shocking. Come on. Did he quote scripture while he came? Use a crucifix in an interesting way? Give you a facial with holy water.

[markonmysoul]

I've gotten too many facials with holy water already. That would have not been anything new.

It was suppose to be a day of confession. There was a group waiting. The confessional was other wise occupied.

[bigvessel]

So the priest is taking the Santa Clause approach to 'tell me all your sins' now? That's one way to get new people in the booth.

[markonmysoul]

Right? If that's the case I should of gone to church ages ago.

[bigvessel]

Still thinking you need to get out more if that ranks as an 8 on your list, man. Sounds more like a five max. Unless the group waiting saw your ass.

[markonmysoul]

... I scarred a lot of 7th graders that day, man. Not my proudest moment.

[bigvessel]

I don't know if I should just laugh at you or take you out for a drink.

[markonmysoul]

Liquor is always a good way to forget.

I can't go back to Maryville, Tennessee though.

[bigvessel]

Or to make a new memory.

Well. I have no intentions of going anywhere in Tennessee, but at least I know where to stop if I do.

[markonmysoul]

Amen to that.

Doubt Father Patric will be there any longer.

[bigvessel]

Man. Hope your ass was worth losing a job over.

[markonmysoul]

Have you seen my ass? Of course it is.

I just helped him find a different calling.

[bigvessel]

Might need to see it closer for a more accurate assessment.

To what? The porn industry?

[markonmysoul]

Wouldn't expect any less.

I think last I heard he's working at a book store. The calling of the cloth wasn't for him.

[bigvessel]

Then you should probably drop trou and show me.

Obviously.

[markonmysoul]

I don't know if you've earned that just yet, bud.

There, see? Alls well that ends well.

[bigvessel]

I'll show you what I'd be putting in it.

You don't make it a habit of getting religious men fired, do you?

[markonmysoul]

Assuming an awful lot here, aren't you?

Still wouldn't mind seeing it though.

If I'm going to be completely honest most religious men I meet don't survive to get fired.

[bigvessel]

It usually seals the deal. Well, it doesn't hurt it at any rate.

Well, you know how to make that happen.

I don't think I even want to touch that right now.

[markonmysoul]

Awfully confident.

Do I have to put in a formal request?

That wold probably be for the best.

[bigvessel]

Gotta be.

Nah, just a game of show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Don't make me curious, now.