THANKS FROM LAST NIGHT

[memepasta]

thanksgiving it's thanksgiving for everybody~
except for europeans ♫

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[selfmadman]

Well, how do I look on paper?

[underachievement]

like a Dick

[selfmadman]

[ That sobers him up in a hurry.

Still, there's a pause before: ] What is this?

[underachievement]

work
cheater cheater

[ ooc | im 99% canon-blind but i'm sure he's pissed off enough women to warrant snoopery lmk if anything doesnt fly ]

[selfmadman]

That's a dirty business you're in.


[ ooc: you are 100% correct! (will do, though.) ]

[underachievement]

glass houses
gotta say you're a first for me: cheating on your wife with your other wife?
benchmark.

[ the fact that anna's just a friend PHOO buddy u got some next level issues ]

[selfmadman]

Good thing you're not being paid to understand.

Paid with my money, by the way.


[ ooc: SORRY ABOUT THE CRASH COURSE IN THIS IDIOT'S SEX LIFE but for the sake of sorting out timelines--are we talking Betty and Anna or Betty and Megan? I can roll with either, I just need to know! ]

[underachievement]

don't care where it comes from only matters where it goes
so are you putting on a morality play or a play for my morality,?

[selfmadman]

Morality.

Is that why you're drinking?

[underachievement]

i drink for the same reason you drink dick
are we gonna trade war stories?

[selfmadman]

Don't call me that.

[underachievement]

by your name? cause i wasnt

[selfmadman]

Like I said.

[underachievement]

you havent slept with that woman once
doesn't sound like don draper to me

[selfmadman]

It's not like that, her and me.

[underachievement]

yea no shit which means all i've got for the ice queen is a bunch of photos of u playing house

[selfmadman]

[ He can see her so vividly in those words: coat buttoned to her throat, eyes frosted over. ]

You have my name. My privacy. [ His life. ]

I was going to go back. She threw me out. She wouldn't have told you that.

[underachievement]

i wouldnt care
she can have your money first i need to get paid & im giving u a chance here asshole

[selfmadman]

How much?

[underachievement]

save it im not lying for you whitman
but i cant lie to questions she doesnt ask so woman up & fake it for a few shots

[selfmadman]

You're kidding.

That's not any less of a lie.

[underachievement]

u wanna argue semantics w me? really??

[selfmadman]

I'm not the one who suddenly sprouted principles.

[underachievement]

i can sell skipping town w a hot blond wo trying but sure if u want her to sling insults at ur mother for the entire divorce, i'll go the tellall route

[selfmadman]

[ He waits too long, not long enough. It's supposed to be tactical but his control slips with every second.

He answers like the son of a whore: ] Fine.

I want every last picture of Anna.