Midfuck Meme

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MIDFUCK MEME

♋Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar. (You can make blank comments with < ! >. Remove the spaces).
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of it.
♋ Want to add some direction and maybe a little kink? Take a spin on the Random Number Generator to give yourself a location. (Change the max from 100 to "10").
♋ Have fun threading out hot sex. Maybe they'll want another go, afterward.~
 

1. Between These Sheets
It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.~

2. Sex On the Beach
Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.

3. On Wheels
Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.

4. There's More Than Hot Water Here
You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.

5. My Body Is Your Bread
Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?

6. Getting Creative With Furniture
Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.

7. Try This On For Size
You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.

8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part
It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.

9. A Quickie Behind the Tree
A private place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.

10. We Have Ways of Making You Scream.
Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy

Comments

[st_a_rk]

[He lets out an undignified noise, arches like a whipcrack, and comes hard.

Oh, there's something so fun about that.]

[iamagod]

[ Loki drew back after Stark was done, much like a giant, satisfied cat, and unabashedly licks a finger. ]

So it seems I have reduced you to speechlessness.

[st_a_rk]

Not quite.

[He promises, lazily.]

Merely readying the next volley.

[iamagod]

[ Loki trailed his finger down over Stark's chest, flicking at a dark nub lazily. ]

Good. I would hate to be bored again so soon.

[ Meanwhile, he sprawls back, the image of decadence on Stark's large bed. ]

[st_a_rk]

[Tony groans, and stretches.]

You have some good terrible ideas.

[iamagod]

And what is so terrible about this one? I would have sworn you are enjoying it, Tony Stark.

[ His finger continues to doodle on the inventor's chest. ]

[st_a_rk]

Hah. It was terrible.

And if you ever want to do it again, you know exactly where to find me.

[iamagod]

[ Loki frowned lightly, looking slightly miffed as if Stark had personally insulted him. He might have, actually. ]

If it was so terrible, I do not see why I would seek you out again.

[st_a_rk]

It was good terrible. Wicked, fucked up, trembly, sinful-

[Rolling over, straddling him.]

Dirty terrible.

[iamagod]

[ A wide grin stretched the Asgardian's face once again. ]

Lustful, forbidden, exceptional... So you really mean 'wonderful'.

[st_a_rk]

'Wonderful' tastes like bubblegum. 'Terrible' tastes like skin.

Sticking with that, thank you.

[iamagod]

[ Loki's brows drew together strangely at the reference. ]

I do not know what 'bubblegum' tastes like.

[st_a_rk]

Then I guess I'd better take you for after-sex icecream.

[They can get bubblegum flavoured.]

[iamagod]

Ice cream?

[Obviously, another thing that Asgard did not have. And why would Stark do such a thing? Bubblegum flavored ice cream tasted horrible. ]

[st_a_rk]

[They can try little sample spoonfuls. And then just get chocolate.]

Get your pants on, c'mon.

[Scrambling out of bed.]

[iamagod]

[ Loki stared after Stark, baffled and, admittedly, mildly curious. Lips pressing to a thin line, curiosity won out and he decided to go with it. ]

If you forgot, I was previously wearing a skirt.

[ It was a small matter of magic and Loki was fully dressed in formal evening wear, like one would dress to a classical recital. ]

You better not disappoint.

[st_a_rk]

Can you magic your way into something like this?

[As he drags on jeans and a tshirt.]

[iamagod]

[ He regarded Stark's choice of clothing with distaste. ]

I do not see why I would want to.

[st_a_rk]

Because I'll make it worth your while?

[Smirking, cocking one hip.]

[iamagod]

[ Long stare, final conceding sigh. Better make it worth his while or Stark may find what a truly terrible idea it is to lead the god of mischief on.

Black t-shirt shirt with a green collar, black jeans. An irritated look. ]

Will this do?

[st_a_rk]

Very nice.

[He admits, grinning.]

C'mon.

[iamagod]

[ He waves a mocking hand. ]

By all means, lead the way.

[ He will fearlessly walk into any destination (short of Avengers headquarters) Stark takes him. ]

[st_a_rk]

[He really will just take him for icecream.

So begins a potentially terrifying and bizarre saga.]

I find this highly amusing.

[iamagod]

[ Which, after scoffing but still sampling all the flavors there were to offer, Loki discovered he really liked this Midgardian dish. And he really hated bubblegum. It was not wonderful at all. ]