[Have the blankest of blank stares - which is pretty impressive while they're running through the woods.]

Uhh. Apparently I can, 'cause I don't remember any of that. How'd you get possessed by a triangle anyway? Why can't I leave you alone for two freakin' seconds without somethin' weird happening to you?!

[There's some judging, but to be fair it sounds even dumber than that time he purposefully summoned a bunch of zombies.]