Time for some sick rhymes.

[thisclinchesit]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ROLEPLAY MEME



So Epic Rap Battles of History are an awesome idea, but even though they do cover fictional characters from time to time, there's gonna be plenty they'll never touch.

So that's where this meme comes in.

1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Tag around!
3. Your characters are now engaged in a RAP BATTLE. Go nuts. If you don't know what to do, check out some of the ones in the above link for examples.
4. Have fun, damn it.

Comments

Punchy | Intimates | OTA

[nunpunching]

[elementofloyalty]

You owe me one, dead boy. Bring it.

Zecora | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

[fruity_puppeteer]

What? What? Yeah.
Let's go.

So the word's goin round
Of zebra in the pony town
How she can lay it down and verbalize
But from the smell she only herbalize
Zebra can only hold the mike
How a filly runs from a fight
Sorry you think you got the best of us?
Well it's time you met a draconequus
Sure I create chaos and disharmonize
But watch as I shatter with these rhymes~

NINE-TOES | BORDERLANDS

[3balls]

DON'T STEP TO THIS
CAUSE BOY YOU'RE WRECKED
COVER YOUR FACE IN PISS
LIKE SOME JELLYFISH DECKED
YOU RIGHT IN THE JAW WITH ITS TENTA-CLES
IMA FUCK YOU BLOOD SACRIFICE
ON A PENTACLE
SO GET OFF MY PROPERTY UNLESS YOU WANNA BE OWNED
BY A STRAIGHT UP DIRTY GANGSTER MUCH LIKE CAPONE

[violentj]

You suck yo.

Tavros Nitram ♉ Homestuck ♉ OTA

[so_adorkabull]

[OH SWEET TROLL JEGUS THIS WAS MADE FOR HIM]

FINALLY, A WORTHY CHALLENGE

[silladilly]

SUP HOMES I WAS JUST WALKING BY
AND A HANDICAPPED KID WITH HORNS I DID SPY
GET ON YOUR METAPHORICAL HORSE WITH A MATCHING SADDLE
IT'S TIME FOR A HALF-ROBOT RAP-OFF BATTLE!!!

Violent J | ICP | OTA

[violentj]

If magic is all we've ever know
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at (Friscal?) bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen.

Re: Violent J | ICP | OTA

[shaggy2dope]

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/RFGeY'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
there's nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day

Aku | Samurai Jack

[greatflamingeyebrows]

Long ago in a distant land
Ha! Never mind. You wouldn't understand.
I'll shift my shape. No need to gape!
Speaking with more exaggeration than Severus Snape.
Master of darkness. You will know disaster!
Can't fight, can't win. Try to run faster!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[righteousblade]

I have no reason to run from a coward like you.
It is you who should flee from my might, Aku!
Though there is no need for me to dispense this advice
since you always flee before my final slice.
You had thousands of years to prepare for our fight.
Your arrogance betrays you - now fall to my might.

Sonic the Motherfucking Hedgehog || Sonic Rap

[withanattitude]

[ Yeah it's on now, bitches ]

I had to

[jumpman]

Alright-a Sonic. Let’sa go!

Keep-a tapping your foot, blue wonder. Stay there a while
You-a heard PETA. Beating up defenseless animals has always been my style
You think-a you’re so tough with you’re-a attitude. Like you’re heaven sent.
But how could-a that be? I gave-a your games the blue print
“Let’sa make Mario but just a little bit faster!”
I’mma like-a your dada! But my baby’s turned out a disaster.
This-a is a case of a student that will-a never surpass the master
I’ve-a been waiting to put the final nail in this coffin with the Super Scope blaster
So I canna phone SEGA to tell them to assign Robotnik as the eulogy pastor!

shinwoo han / noblesse

[overslept]

[ bring it, foo's ]

aang | avatar: the last airbender

[twinkle_toes]

The Cheshire Cat | Alice in Wonderland

[derangest]

Pyramid Head | Silent Hill

[thejudgement]

I can't rap, like, at all, but like hell I was turning down this thread

[itssymbolic]

Without me, you’d be nowhere.
Who’d you try to kill then?
That fat fuck? That little brat? Maria again?
But even still, you didn’t really do shit.
Couldn’t kill me, it was the lake that did it.
Your best weapon is a guilt trip.
And eventually you just slip
And fall on your own fucking spear.
Look, I don’t mean to sneer, but I gotta be sincere:
Your whole fucking career has been a joke since I left.
Who’s this Shepherd asshole, the fuck did he do?
It doesn’t make sense. Was your rent past due?
Your fifteen’s up; now your fame’s just overblown
So you better watch out; this is a judgment-free zone.

Trixie Lulamoon | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Rap battle > Magic battle, aww yeah. Also, my rhymes are terrible

[magicalrealist]

Why must you insist on a battle at all?
I have bigger priorities than answering your call.
Friendship, studies and a princess to write to,
all things with much more monetary value than you.
It ended in Ponyville; just leave it at that!
You ran so fast, you even left your wizard hat.
What, couldn't drop another word with that grand tale?
Your "experiences" totaled up to an epic fail.

Lin Beifong | Legend of Korra

[spider_lin]

[imanadult]

YOUR RHYMES ARE DEPRESSING!
THEY MAKE ME GO GUESSING
OF WHAT I NEED TO CONQUER
YOUR COUNTRY OR YOUR BAD SONGS!

NOW WATCH ME DROP THESE LINES
WITH THIS BEAT IT'S SO FINE!
I'LL TAKE YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN
AND THROW IT ON THE GROUND!

Kronk | The Emperor's New Groove

[squeak_squeaker]

tony stark / iron man + avengers

[assemble]

[ /kanyeshrug ]

put on the suit, let's go a few rounds

[isthisatest]

[ He gets up and... um... holds the mic?

Feels like he needs a shield with words written on the back? ]

Uh... it's a beautiful day in Manhattan
But I'm spending the day indoors rapping
--Sorry, that didn't really rhyme
So I'll try harder next time
For this exercise to make us a stronger team
And then, together, we can do anything
I'm Captain America of the Avengers
The very best rapper with no other contender
I think I'm supposed to insult you intentionally
But that would hurt you emotionally
That won't help the team, which is the concern
So I'll just finish and give you... your turn.

[ Well... he thought that went pretty well!!! ]

Naoya | Devil Survivor

[crouching_sin]

[Bring it.]

[breatheinthefog]

...this is pointless.

Apocalypses seem to be a common subject matter,
But for all your thousand centuries, you can't touch my patter.
You may have offed the good destroyer, then you both disappeared,
But now the joke is facing you because the evil one's here.
I'll say for all your creeping, I've got better stories to tell
Than manipulating cousin-bros to take over hell.
If you can't defeat a creepy child who lives on a rock,
I'll send you back into the city with some gamers to stalk.

Nepeta Leijon | Homestuck

[shipper]

[time to channel some Akwete Purrmask up in here]

dave strider | homestuck

[rehashes]

[ this meme was made for striders. ]

[magilyfe]

Dave, you know what time it is?

Kanaya Maryam ♍ Homestuck

[tastestherainbow]

[ You want in on this. ]

Eikichi Mishina | Persona 2 Innocent Sin

[deathboss]

[Bring it.]

[foolish_seal]

[It's on, man.]

[Also sorry I'm bad at this]

What's this I see in front of me?
A dude lookin' like a Jack Frost wannabe!
Go scamper back to your old man
Leave the real fighting to me and my band
You can't beat me
I'm the MC
Killin' Shadows left and right with free time in the evening.
You can't hope to match up with this
You little punk-rock-J-pop piece of shit
You're Death, 13, that's bad luck, dude
Getting kicked in the balls by a girl with kung-fu
You don't got what it takes to be a hero.
I'm better than number one, I'm the zero!

Flim & Flam | MLP: Friendship is Magic (humanized or otherwise)

[bingbangzam]

[World Famous Gonna-fuck-up-your-shit Brothers.]

((ooc; bold is Flam))

BRING IT BOYS

[honestapplejack]

[She's ready...]

Other Father | Coraline

[pianokeys]

[Tag for the jazziest child-friendly rapping.]

[cosmompolitan]

To whom it may concern, mon coeur,
Life's been vague without the "his" to go along with my "hers."
A murmur in a dark corner
Of the empty house in which no mouse would ever stir,
But it's nothing--and the lady toasts a glass of bitters
To the void of sixteen years, and sure--she drinks alone.
Mama's grown out of the jeans and the boots with the fur
But an apple-bottom-tini wouldn't go amiss, sir.

Clive Dove ❝Professor Layton❞

[abstruse]

((This can only go terribly))

Mycroft Holmes | Sherlock

[governing]

TARGET OF MY DOPE RHYMES

[eagleseyes]

[Ezio drops down off a nearby overhang, landing with a languid sort of grace. There is a slight smirk written across his features, and hidden by the curve of his hood. He extends one hand, and points to Mycroft.]

Scusi signore but you are my target.

BERRI | CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY

[wears_number_69]