bakerstreet | the booty call meme

the booty call meme

oh you know what it is. and this is a meme specifically for it.
post with your character, fandom, and preferences - including whether your character is the booty caller or the booty.
have fun!

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the things i put up with for delicious cake.

worried about a sour aftertaste???????

do try to remember to ask that very same question once i'm done dealing with the filling.

i did actually just eat a ton of fruit to help with that

my nasty, nasty hero.

i try to think of others

by making yourself tasty.

should I do my part as well?

nah i did all the prerperations

you just have to come eat what i made

fifteen minutes away.

that long???

just make sure everything's ready, okay?

..................i'll see if i can't whip up somethign else

you're such a good boy.

only the best for you

someone's earning himself a reward.

i thought i was rewarding you

with cake

delicious cake for me now.

delicious cake for you later.

oooh what kind do i get

i refuse to play your awful games, theirin.

i dont know what youre talking about

awful boy.

you say that now

[and it'll be the last thing she says as well, since she's not answering. lost signal, perhaps? OR SOMETHING ELSE?]

[...................silence...why.....]

hey whats your eta

[because she needs you to get distracted enough as to not hear her eventual -and very discreet SHE'S A MASTER OF STEALTH- entry she's coming for you.]

look up.