Wrong Number

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The Wrong Recipient Meme




Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.

¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!


1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Comments

3/3

[stilesinator]

Do you realize what you've done??

[lurkerwolf]

I don't see how it's my fault. You were curious and got more than you bergained for.

They are really nice underwear though.

[stilesinator]

You mentioned a name! I had to look it up! You knew I'd look at them.

How do you know they're nice? Are they the only things you can fit under those jeans of yours?

[lurkerwolf]

You want me to apologize?

I wear them for special occasions. Not day to day wear.

1/2

[stilesinator]

YES. you shouldn't go around breaking people's brains like that!

what kink of special occasions are you talking about here? "I want to feel good" type or "I'm trying to impress someone"?

2/2

[stilesinator]

kind, fuck. not kink.

[lurkerwolf]

Well, I won't.

Impress someone. It's male linguire Stiles.

Was that a Freudian slip?

[stilesinator]

there's nothing wrong with wearing male lingerie to feel good. there are studies that talk about doing nice things for yourself, feeling good. it's a proven fact, Derek. you should do it some time and not just impress someone.

whoever you're trying to impress better be impressed with those.

IT WAS A TYPO, okay. not some freudian slip.

[lurkerwolf]

Are you inusiating that I should wear sexy underwear more often Stiles? Now would that *really* be for my benefit though?

It works.

Sure.

[stilesinator]

of course it would. if you like them then wear them? are you implying it would be for someone else's benefit?

who is this person you're trying to impress?

[lurkerwolf]

You tell me.

Nobody currently.

[stilesinator]

nope. nope. that is a dangerous path dude, I'm not telling you anything.

THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN MENTION THEM? wait. nevermind. is this some prank you are pulling on me?

[lurkerwolf]

Just making yourself look more suspicious.

Let's go back to the start of it shall we? Underwear pile lead to me mentioning Andrew Unchristian and then you made it escalate. it's clearly your fault, not mine.

[stilesinator]

I'm not the suspicious one here, talking about underwear. It was meant to go to someone else. As a prank picture.

[lurkerwolf]

You said that. Not the best prank.

[stilesinator]

Excuse you, it was an awesome idea.

[lurkerwolf]

In what world?

[stilesinator]

In every world

[lurkerwolf]

A pile of underwear as a prank, really.

[stilesinator]

It made sense in my head.

[lurkerwolf]

Of course it did

[stilesinator]

Like you have better ideas for pranks.

[lurkerwolf]

I could come up with several. However I'd not prank people. Nor do I want to help you.

[stilesinator]

How boring. Why don't you wanna help me?

[lurkerwolf]

Cos I'm an adult.