bakerstreet | Passive Aggressive Criticism

THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CRITICISM MEME

Comment with your character.
Other people, cross-canon or canonmates, will reply with their character's biting observation.
But really, it's none of their business, though.
Keep it IC, keep it cute, and keep it fun.

You're good at this.

You've been married how long?

Edited (ahahaahhahHAHAHAHAAHAH now fully committed to being an asshole) 2015-09-27 11:12 (UTC)

Seven years, though I don't see how that's relevant here.

I'm sure it'll come to you.

You know we aren't saving the world. We're prolonging it.

And you say I'm good at this.

Would you rather it go down in flames?

Yet you didn't think to thank me.

No. Of course not. But don't act like we're united in anything nobler than desperation.

One doesn't thank insults.

The fact that you don't see a higher cause doesn't mean there isn't one.

One responds in kind.

Do you really believe that?

So I see.

Why don't you?

Don't dodge the question. We get enough of that already.