Don't shoot the messenger!

[monkeytailed]

The Bad News Bears Meme


...wait. No. Bad.

Person A is chilling. Minding their own business. Maybe knitting. Ever thought about knitting? Never tried it myself but shit's supposedly pretty fun, you should look into it. Point being, Person A is minding their own business.

Person B enters the scene. Person B has a mission. See, Person B has news for Person A. Maybe they got mail addressed to the wrong house? Maybe they were a messenger sent on a grave mission? Maybe they're the originator of the news. But whatever the case may be, they have news. And it's of grave importance.

- Post!
- Tag other people.
- Deliver bad news. Casually mention that their dog got hit, or suggest that they should look into moving as someone set their house on fire. Be creative.
- Take chances, make mistakes, and get messy.

Comments

Mycroft Holmes | BBC's Sherlock

[willbemother]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[An anonymous text appears on Mycroft's mobile.]

Moriarty is not dead.

[A few moments later another text appears.]

Neither am I.

Loki | Marvel 616

[lowkeyinaminor]

[And so it was that Loki Odinson, blood of Laufey, had the hot yang to get some hot chocolate.

He stood in the line of waiting, purchased a cup, was waiting on the other end for it to be made. It was going to be delicious and nothing was going to stop him. There was nothing that would hash his mojo.]

1/2

[midget]

[ SUDDENLY, OUT OF NOWHERE

An Evangeline comes in.




....Through the door. So maybe not out of nowhere.

Either way, though, she seems to be in a rush, and when she spots Loki, she heads over. ]

LOKI!

[ She practically shoves a rather formal-looking letter into his face, which would make it rather hard to read, if she weren't verbalizing what it was about. ]

What is with this!? A letter from the government! It says there's a new national dress code in effect, and that all men have to dress like nuns!

This has to be your doing!

Sam Winchester | Supernatural

[housemoose]

 

[retrieverchef]

[He knocked on the hotel room door. The sound was flat, blank. He wished he felt as blank. He closed his eyes, trying to silence the fresh memories. He'd always hated these kinds of interactions when he was in the military. And this time, it was solidly his fault. He should have seen that the other man was there before he attacked the guards.]

Colleen Murphy | OC | OTA

[lace_and_secrets]

norman jayden | HEAVY RAIN

[badaccent]

 

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

[i can guarantee you, this will not end well.]

Sabriel | Old Kingdom Trilogy | OTA

[bindsthedead]

Elena Fisher | Uncharted

[clickandshoot]

Lyra | His Dark Materials

[lyingbrat]

Conner Kent | DC Comics

[tactilekonesis]

Pepper Potts | Marvel Cinematic Universe

[tearsofjoy]

NO REGRETS

[therealgenius]

[How did Justin Hammer get into the CEO's office at Stark Industries? The world may never know.

But he is totally walking right in like a boss, like there's no such thing as a secretary, a manilla folder in hand. Doesn't matter if she's on the phone or taking a nap, because that folder is slapped up on that desk immediately.

And he looks so smug and so sassy it's almost impossible to believe something so smug and sassy can exist.]

Funny, the things you can get a hold of when the government really wants Iron Man suits, isn't it.

Loki Odinson / MCU / modern AU, details on profile

[blots]

[ Also available in tinyversion at bittyfun. ]

jim moriarty ♔ bbc sherlock

[diabhal]

[There is nothing more deliciously gratifying than delivering terrible, horrible news to someone when you're the very cause of it.]

[propergenius]

[ Here, Jim, have a text. ]

I'm not dead. SH

Casey Shraeger ›› The Unusuals

[richdetective]

Chloe Randall ● X:Men

[portalcreator]

peggy carter {mcu}

[ex_queenvictoria804]

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

Justin Hammer | MCU

[therealgenius]

[tell him he's going back to prison idgaf]

He's not getting off so easily.

[onegoodeye]

[Fresh out from prison, and Hammer is already allowing himself short work days? Hard worker, this one. And look who's here to welcome you home? Coulson's wrapping up issues in Nevada, so you have to deal with the Director. Feel special? He's currently consulting a small datapad, and nods silently to the reports whispering through his earpiece, clicking the microphone in response. Facing away from himin a rather large chair in your office room, he knows Hammer's there.]

So you're the man that hired the psychopathic physicist, blew up the Stark Expo, and nearly killed thousands of people. Did I miss anything?

St. Germant Cassel | Animamundi

[misfortunemagnet]

[St. Germant is, in fact, knitting. Or trying to knit. Or... trying to invent some sort of knitting contraption. Whatever the root cause, the end result is that he's faffing about with a lot of hopelessly entangled yarn skeins and miscellaneous gears and loving every minute of it.]

robb stark | asoiaf

[inthenorth]

Frodo Baggins | Lord of the Rings

[iorhael]

Aaron Livesy | Emmerdale

[teenagebadboy]

Photo Finish ✶ My Little Pony: FiM ✶ ota

[photo_finish]

Nick Fury | MCU

[onegoodeye]

[Something bad happening? He deals with this stuff for a living.]

[istillbelieveinheroes]

[Hey, Boss. This is just a normal day in the office, isn't it?]

[Look here, there's Coulson, coming into your office, as always, with a mile long list of so called 'bad' news. None of which the director is going to find all that bad, he's sure.]

Director. [a greeting and nothing more]

Sam Yao | Zombies, Run!

[smoothestoperator]