Don't Labor — Be Lovely!

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cutest smut meme ever

GET READY FOR THE MOST PRECIOUS FUCKING MEME YOU'VE EVER SEEN. THAT'S LITERAL, HERE. IT'S THE MOST FRIGGIN' PRECIOUS FUCKING MEME YOU'VE EVER SEEN, BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT FIRST TIMES. AREN'T FIRST TIME GRAND? THEY CAN BE, IF ALL GOES WELL, AND THEY'RE ALMOST DEFINITELY THE MOST DELIGHTFUL OF ALL SCENES. GO RIGHT AHEAD, INDULGE IN ALL THE TRAPPINGS OF EXPERIMENTAL EXPLORATION: TESTING TOUCHES, DESPERATE BODIES PRESSING TIGHT, WOBBLY KNEES, AND PEPPERED KISSES.

OR, YOU KNOW, HAVE THINGS NOT GO WELL AND PLAY THE MOST ENDEARING FAILURE THERE EVER WAS. WHATEVER DRIVES YOUR MOST DARLING OF DIRIGIBLES.

ONE: COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER & PREFERENCES.
TWO: REPLY TO OTHERS.
THREE: BE HELLA KAWAII.

Comments

kaoru inoue ( security police ) ota

[anzen]

[ i see your adorable smut meme and i raise you this idiot who wants to find someone special so fucking bad but always fails because he's so awkward. cross-canon/media, ocs, and all species of everything are loved! ♥

if you want to go the established cr route, kaoru is twenty-five years old and you're the first person/creature/entity/what have you he's ever gone beyond 'first date' status with! lots of trust and all that is involved. also kaoru getting freakin' overwhelmed because YO HE'S GETTING LAID and he's too sensitive for his own good, ripp... we can even go the college/high school au route if you want!

alternatively it's a one night stand or friends with benefits kinda deal and kaoru's severely beyond his element but the chemistry is there and maybe there's some bravery-inducing alcohol involved and ????

i'm figuring vanilla-ish sex would be best for this, but there're a bunch of nasty kinks here if you wanna check those out. for all we know kaoru's having his first time in a bdsm-esque relationship or something, idk. boy does love his trust, after all. ]

[thegoldencage]

[Do you think you'd be interested in this dude? :o I think he'd enjoy the super sensitive type, and having a trusting relationship is always something I'm up to doing with him, since you get to see so little of it in his canon!

Maybe Iason had to go to another planet for some sort of business and Kaoru was assigned to protect him? Iason could have been impressed with him and kept in contact even after he had to return to Amoi, which resulted in them becoming friends. Maybe it became more than friendship over the course of a few years, and they're trying the relationship thing because they both kind of fell for each other, but they haven't slept together yet, and it starts to just happen during one of their visits?

Or something totally different! I'm pretty flexible with this stuff, so if you have another idea, I'm all ears! If you're not interested, that's totally cool too. <3]

usagi tsukino ( sailor moon ) f/m

[tiare]

( yeeeees this is my shit. )

zack fair | ffvii | ota

[yetahero]

Adiane The Elegant -TTGL -OTA

[scorpionqueen]

Ooc: Adiane doesn't do 'cute'... at least she won't admit it!

adam parrish ( the raven cycle )

[know]

( open to fluffy stuff but failure 👌👀 good shit )

Blake Belladonna → RWBY → M pref [OTA for castmates]

[deadly_belladonna]

[Ooc: Yes to all adorable things please.]

queen elsa | once upon a time

[dendrites]

leia organa | star wars (f/m)

[diligentia]

rapunzel | tangled

[watcheslanterns]

mary katherine (mk) | epic

[barelyknow]

Sousuke Yamazaki | Free | OTA

[protectiveswimmer]

 

Liling 'Lily' Yang | World of Darkness OC | OTA

[splendidphoenix]

Dal Dal Choi | Girls of the Wild's | M/F

[rosylips]

Kazuhira Miller || MGS || ota

[likemy_sunglasses]

Hinata Hyuuga| Naruto| m/f

[shyhyuuga]

[Cute smut yes please.]

Ryuuko Matoi | Kill la Kill | OTA

[scissoruniform]

[I think it would be fun to put her in this situation.]

temperance brennan | bones

[anthropologic]

gigi rock | sex&drugs&rock&roll

[titmotize]

Yunoha Thrul | Aquarion Evol | f/m

[tentatively]

jess | until dawn

[untowards]

Re: jess | until dawn

[fucknuggets]

[Simple enough right? Valentine's day? He's done this hundreds of times. Smooth, cool, cornering her in the cafeteria.]

Hey so there's a really great new movie out today. Thought you might want to see it.

Minako Arisato | Persona 3 Portable | OTA

[wildcardpotential]

(I have a particular love of adorable fail sex but I'm also here for things going well!)

Ororo Munroe | Marvel 616 | OTA

[make_it_rain]

[ Oh my goodness yes]

loki laufeyson | mcu | ota

[chaostic]

[ because this can only end in tragedy. ]

Re: loki laufeyson | mcu | ota

[kittened]

[You up for Felicity? ]

Felicity Smoak|Arrow|OTA

[kittened]

Emma Swan|OUAT|OTA

[savedbylove]

[ either pre or post Storybrooke Emmaa are fine. ]