[Gai may have already bought him one of those pretty and inexplicably inexpensive chain-bookstore editions of the Grimm stories. Because he's a nerd.]

Hey, yeah! [Truth be told, that's been on his mind a lot too--what was that line he heard in some movie? Something about true love not coming along every day?] A cool dragonslaying pirate prince. The cabin boy falls in love with him at first sight, of course. [He says this airily, like a little kid declaring the rules of a make-believe game, before his last bite of sandwich.]