monday meme seance returns: the revengeance: first blood

[memepasta]

with two totally brand new memes courtesy of the united states of america! (i don't live there)
note: your threads don't have to be set in america but they do have oops! all berries there those things are awesome



NATIONAL S'MORES DAY
Whatever the weather where you are, it's just about the perfect conditions for a campfire. Or if you're trapped in suburbia, nuke 'em (it's the only way to be sure). OR just throw that shit in a bowl and take a blowtorch to it, my bob's burgers anons know what I'm talkin about. It's gooey, it's chocolatey, you got that graham crunch to complete the trifecta of flavours and textures. Hannibal Lecter himself couldn't do better. (Any campfire food is game: banana boats? baked apples? the tree sap that one drunk guy keeps throwing into the fire because it pops?)



NATIONAL TWINS DAY
Indentical, fraternal, doesn't matter! And obviously this limits characters without twins so this is your meme to get one! PB shenanigans are a natural fit, but just follow your heart. Characters don't have to look similar or be around the same age range in their icons; just fudge it on the details and have fun however you can. (That said, there's a well established twincest meme out there so consider this one gen emphatic.) This person understands you better than anyone else in the world, so what do you get up to when your forces combine? Wonder Twin powers activate?

Rules are the same as ever! Indicate your character's name and canon, tag around, and respect your fellow player! And, obviously, specify if you're only here for one meme. If both, no need to indicate!

Comments

[spitak]

Fine, fine. And yeah, cryptobiology.

[ He puts his hands all over Formerly Fitz's face, which the dog is very excited about, and twiddles the large floofy ears. ]

Yeah, we're agreed. Did you want to start now, or head back?

[siaw]

I'm not carrying you back today. Are you carrying me?

[while one of them is half-passed out, he means.]

[spitak]

I wouldn't pass out! [ rude, bro ] Also, you could build a sledge and make the dogs carry me.

[ But point taken. Nico stands up from the tree, brushing dog fur off his hands. ]

[siaw]

Okay. Remind me to abduct a bunch of huskies tomorrow.

[He offers his hand to help his brother up, then goes ahead and comforts Formerly Fitz for losing someone to rest on lazily. One of the other dogs approaches, nose buried in the ground, considering barking at its new family member when he looks up, but deciding against it after catching his owner's eye.]

God. They're being so bitchy about him.

[spitak]

[ Nico lazily shoos the chastened dog once Caleb has helped him up. ]

Life is inherently unfair and you're just gonna have to learn to deal with it.

[ The other dogs cock their heads attentively at this moral Nico pronounces for their benefit, then slink out of the twins' way as they start back. ]

Wait, was that something mom said? Did I just mom the dogs?

[siaw]

[His hands are in his pockets once they start to walk. And then he squints and looks up ahead like that'll help him decide.]

... Does that make me dad.

[Let's see. He opens his arms.]

You're all loved.

[Nope, the dogs are still staring at them like they don't know what the fuck they're going on about. It's okay though, they're still cool owners.]

[spitak]

Ugh.

[ A general, all purpose comment to everything that just ensued, which Nico punctuates with another affectionate shove.

Sure, they spent the afternoon discussing the logistics of bleeding copiously on a tree, but it all looks so nice and normal. They'll probably be home in time for dinner, too. ]

[siaw]

[Truth be told, that is nice and normal for them. And at least nobody else is bleeding this time.

So they walk back, and Caleb memorizes a landmark here and there so their return will be easier. Pauses every now and then to mess with a dog's ears, to remind them it's not just Formerly Fitz who gets to have silly affection delivered to him on a random whim.]