on second thought I'm picking up the ice cream. you can pay me back later. how's that sound? [ No spam flavored ice cream, thanks. Bad enough the concoctions they both tried before on a dare... ]
and I think I can manage that. so that just leaves the question are you going to be on my bed then or not?
[ Good, Kunsel. Keep joking. He worries less about you when you're joking. ]
might be best. [ Zack doesn't want to find out if it was a ploy or not. He's found out the hard way with Kunsel before, okay. He knows how much of a pain he can be, too, if he wants to be. ]
good question. maybe I'll catch you in the showers instead. that might make things interesting. could kill two birds with one stone then. [ Totally hot make outs while getting all the mission's grime off him? COULD TOTALLY BE A GREAT THING.
And by that, maybe he just means real talk and shooting the shit because it's not like they haven't done that before. Body shame and embarrassment doesn't last long in a barracks. ]
wow Zack. can't wait to see me with my clothes off?
though on second thought maybe you got the right idea. pillow talk before youve showered would stink
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shut up I'm too drunk for better jokes.
[Nope, not even batting an eye at sharing a shower, though he might prefer one with a little elbow room. Lack of body shame or not, there's still such a thing as personal space.]
[ He gets the personal space thing. Last thing he wants to do is pass out from Kunsel's stench anyway. He is so very glad that joke never hit the light of day. Means he can say... ]
nah I don't think you're ever gonna live that one down. sorry! [ NOT SORRY. If he grins anymore, his face is gonna stick like this. ]
anyway I should be back tomorrow. think you can last that long without me? gonna make it through hangover hell or should I pick something up? [ See. SEE? He can be nice sometimes. ]
hey hey hey! go easy on me![ Dude, he knows how much shit you have on him. This is why he's not being serious either. No doubt the dirt you have on him could very well bury the entirety of Midgar and then some. ]
so wait. does that mean I get first dibs on your stuff if you don't make it?
[ GAIA, he is so trashed. Although it kinda worked to Zack's advantage... Possible prank coming up? Maybe. He'll be nice and pick some more supportive things up, too. He can be a jackass. But he's not that much of an asshole. He knows your levels of drunkenness too well, man. ]
[ Meanwhile, we all know who makes it who's will first. ...if a will was ever written. ]
hey I'm putting out by putting up with you right now. that's gotta count for something.
[ He knows your extensive contact list, too, Kunsel. Gaia knows who else you would have dialed up. Heck, maybe you're texting other people anyway. He's really hoping it never is General Sephiroth. Things could'a gotten real hairy otherwise. ]
I hate to be the bad guy but while I may be into a lot of things Kunsel necrophilia doesn't make that list. but I guess I can work with finally digging through that precious phs of yours.
[ Really, he should know better than to want to get of hold of that and end up an accomplice later on. But then again, he'd always joked that if Kunsel ever did get jail time, he'd be the one sitting in the cell with him.
you're gonna break my heart saying things like that I thought you loved me you better be gentle to my PHS. I'll come back and haunt you if you treat it like you treat yours also don't read it where any turks can see you
[...he's actually pretty serious about that last part.]
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on second thought I'm picking up the ice cream. you can pay me back later. how's that sound? [ No spam flavored ice cream, thanks. Bad enough the concoctions they both tried before on a dare... ]
and I think I can manage that. so that just leaves the question are you going to be on my bed then or not?
[ Good, Kunsel. Keep joking. He worries less about you when you're joking. ]
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that works. that means I don't have to leave your room. i can stay here waiting for yout o come back.
[Was it just a ploy to get Zack to do all the work? Or was he really considering spam-flavored ice cream?
The world may never find out.]
what if I don't tell you
what if I leave it to your imagination? where will YOu picutre me Zack?
[It's definitely a good sign that he's joking again.]
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good question. maybe I'll catch you in the showers instead. that might make things interesting. could kill two birds with one stone then. [ Totally hot make outs while getting all the mission's grime off him? COULD TOTALLY BE A GREAT THING.
And by that, maybe he just means real talk and shooting the shit because it's not like they haven't done that before. Body shame and embarrassment doesn't last long in a barracks. ]
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though on second thought maybe you got the right idea. pillow talk before youve showered would stink
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shut up I'm too drunk for better jokes.
[Nope, not even batting an eye at sharing a shower, though he might prefer one with a little elbow room. Lack of body shame or not, there's still such a thing as personal space.]
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nah I don't think you're ever gonna live that one down. sorry! [ NOT SORRY. If he grins anymore, his face is gonna stick like this. ]
anyway I should be back tomorrow. think you can last that long without me? gonna make it through hangover hell or should I pick something up? [ See. SEE? He can be nice sometimes. ]
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[He's teasing, but he's also completely serious. Don't even ask how much dirt he's got on you.]
nope. I just can't live without you that long. I'm not gonna make it Zack. I'm a gonner
[What is expressing gratitude with words? He can't. Not like this. It'll have to wait until Zack comes back.]
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so wait. does that mean I get first dibs on your stuff if you don't make it?
[ GAIA, he is so trashed. Although it kinda worked to Zack's advantage... Possible prank coming up? Maybe. He'll be nice and pick some more supportive things up, too. He can be a jackass. But he's not that much of an asshole. He knows your levels of drunkenness too well, man. ]
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[So trashed, and so lucky he got hold of Zack. If Zack hadn't been available, he might have started texting someone else.
Somewhere out there, General Sephiroth should thanking whatever gods might be listening that his name didn't come up first on Kunsel's list.]
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Meanwhile, we all know who makes it who's will first. ...if a will was ever written.]hey I'm putting out by putting up with you right now. that's gotta count for something.
[ He knows your extensive contact list, too, Kunsel. Gaia knows who else you would have dialed up. Heck, maybe you're texting other people anyway. He's really hoping it never is General Sephiroth. Things could'a gotten real hairy otherwise. ]
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Shut up, you.]fine. if I die you get whatever I have on my body
and one last feel of my gorgeous bod.
are you happy now?
[Lucky for them both (and everyone else) he's a little too drunk to handle multitasking like he's usually able to do.
That, and he's still reading his book.]
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NEVER.AND PUT THAT BOOK DOWN, DAMN IT. ]
I hate to be the bad guy but while I may be into a lot of things Kunsel necrophilia doesn't make that list. but I guess I can work with finally digging through that precious phs of yours.
[ Really, he should know better than to want to get of hold of that and end up an accomplice later on. But then again, he'd always joked that if Kunsel ever did get jail time, he'd be the one sitting in the cell with him.
...Okay, so it's not entirely a joke. ]
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you're gonna break my heart saying things like that
I thought you loved me
you better be gentle to my PHS. I'll come back and haunt you if you treat it like you treat yours
also don't read it where any turks can see you
[...he's actually pretty serious about that last part.]