Pregnancy meme

[not_fair]

The Rabbit Done Died


"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.


Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have a bun in the oven.
Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in possession of a womb, somehow it happened. Are you scared? Happy? Gassy? A combination of everything? And who's the father, anyway?

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. If
you want to avoid any of the options, this would also be a good place to
list them.
2. This is one of those RNG memes, so you'll want to go to our good friend Random Number Generator and roll 1-6 for how far along you are. Or just pick what one you'd prefer.
3. If you're replying to someone, roll 1-4 for how you factor into this madness!



So, how far along are you anyway?

1. Two months - Sooooo all this sickness is kind of annoying, isn't it? At least you can still fit in your old clothes, right?

2. Four months - Okay, so things are getting a little tight. Time to break out the flowy stuff!

3. Six months - OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALI-- oh, no. It's just the baby moving. Although it's still kind of creepy, isn't it?

4. Eight months - Please. Please let it be over. Have mercy.

5. Overdue - C'mon kid! I'll buy you a pony! NO! TWO PONIES! My baaaaaack.

6. In labor - Exactly what it implies. You're having that kid!

7. Wildcard - Your choice!

What's your role in this whole mess, person replying?

1. YOU ARE THE FATHER - Well, now you've gone and done it. Are you going to take responsibility, or head for the hills?

2. Friend - You may not have done the deed, but you're going to be there to help your buddy. No matter HOW weird the circumstances!

3. Enemy - Do you feel a 'HAW HAW' coming on? This is just too funny.

4. Wildcard - Second verse, same as the first.

Comments

Loki | mcu | m/m | Will roll for each babydaddy

[performance_issues]

[wearethdrapes]

[sup]

Angelique | Dark Shadows | ota | 2

[satans_succubus]

River Song | Doctor Who | OTA | 5

[hullo_sweetie]

Rolled a 2. :p

[handymetacrisis]

[He was pretty sure human gestation periods were forty weeks. Way to be different River!]

So, where exactly is the space dunce if you don't mind my asking?

peggy carter {mcu}

[ex_queenvictoria804]

[will roll for each tagger.]

Director Fury | Avengers

[motherfuckin_avengers]

[Not here for Mpreg. This is mostly for crack purposes]

7 | 1 i feel i should apologize

[therealgenius]

[If Justin knew all the terrible things community service would be when it came to SHIELD, he would have probably tried to get out of it more.

As it was, he spent all his time with Fury's twins, nightmare children that they were. Not really that bad, but they wore him tired and ragged and had ruined three suits. So he wore his "special orange pajamas" from prison and they said it looked just like his skin. Being a babysitter under the eye of Nick Fury and in front of security cameras that only operated when said Nick Fury was out of the house was the most taxing thing Justin had ever done, which included furiously trying to figure out how to make Iron Man suits.

Kids were hard work, in short, but they'd worn small footsteps in his pathetic loser's heart, as loath as he was to admit it. Fortunately, they understood that the guy in the orange pajamas had to have those funny things on his face to see and had never attempted to fuck with them, presumably because he had a feeling the terrifying Director raised them to understand that sight was a very important sense to have. By the time Nick came back from work or whatever he had been doing, Justin was exhausted and sprawled on the couch with two sleeping kids.

But the only one drooling was the grown man. Terrible.]

Belle | Once Upon a Time | OTA | 1

[chipped_teacup]

Peggy Carter | mcu | ota | 2

[agent_carter]

Kurt Hummel | Glee | M/M | 4

[baby_penguin]

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

[will roll for each tagger.]

Jane Foster | Thor | ota

[nomoresmashing]

[Will roll for each tag]

[wearethdrapes]

[/tentatively tags?]

Sookie Stackhouse | True Blood | Will roll

[hears_thoughts]

Pepper Potts | mcu | ota | Will roll

[walked_in_on_worse]

Castiel | Supernatural | M/M | 3

[trenchcoat_angel]

jim moriarty ♔ bbc sherlock

[diabhal]

[no mpreg, just here for the crack.]

Bo | Lost Girl | Will roll for each reply

[lost_fae]

Loki | mcu | m/m |

[has_an_army]

Will roll for eager tagger]

[wearethdrapes]

[yo~]

loki | mcu

[traitors]

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

[No mpreg.]

Janet Van Dyne / Avengers / will roll!

[anywherebut]

John Watson | Sherlock | OTA

[mightbeblogging]

[ I SUPPOSE mpreg would be fun and cracky. xD But I'm definitely up for him knockin' up a woman, too. ]

rolled a 1

[wealldosillythings]

[A woman? YOU RANG?]

...I'm going to have to stop working....

Jason Walsh || The Unusuals

[thatsthejob]

No mpreg. He can be friend or the daddy. Het only for relationships.

1

[portalcreator]

"If I fall asleep on the bathroom floor, just leave me here. I'm never moving again." It was the most unsexy thing she'd ever said in her entire life, but Chloe was convinced that this was, in fact, the end.

pavel chekov } star trek xi

[ex_ensigns272]

[for whomever wants to scar this poor boy; aged up, if needed.]

donna noble | doctor who

[chernoble]

sigyn; norse myth.mcu; f/m

[burdenof]

open to all ships or friends!

Serah Farron || FFXIII-2 || OTA

[etroeyes]