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Sick Day Meme.

SICK DAY MEME
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There's not denying it, you're feeling crap. School, work, a date, tea with nana, mowing the lawns, doing your laundry, that important meeting... you can't make it. You want to stay in bed and maybe you just need a little TLC in the process. What is YOUR reason for that ever-fateful call in sick that every boss just loves to hate? RULES: - Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have. - When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 16. - The number corresponds to the scenario that you will play out in any way you feel the urge. - The poster is the sick person, the tagger is the one taking care of them/keeping them company. - Go from there! |
THE LIST:
1// COLD
It's just a boring old sinus infection and you probably could go in, but you're not because bed is just too nice.
2// FLU
You feel like you're dying and everything aches, but it's not quite serious enough to arrange your own funeral yet.
3// MAN FLU
Doesn't anyone understand how sick and miserable you are?! You can't function! The world is ending! You need cuddles, and hugs, and you can't do ANYTHING by yourself!
4// STOMACH BUG
Uh oh, this is going to get messy...
5// FOOD POISONING
But that meal was sooooooo good. The best you ever had! Why is it betraying you so badly?! Never eating ever again.
6// CONCUSSION
You've been hit in the head and now it feels like it's going to explode. Being horizontal is the best option, and not even in a good way.
7// MONO
Everything hurts, you feel sick, you don't want to move, you don't want to eat, but you're in it for the long haul. Company and maybe some cuddles with chicken soup might be nice.
8// CHICKEN POX OR MEASLES
SPOTS! Spots everywhere! Yes, even there! You look hideous and it itches so damn much. Don't scratch, don't scratch... oh screw it!
9// LARYNGITIS
Your throat hurts so bad and now you can't talk. How are you going to communicate, maybe you need a little bell? Is it bad form to text message someone sitting right in front of you? Who cares, you want chicken soup.
10// HANGOVER
It's still sick, right?
11// BACK PAIN
You don't know what you have done, but you woke up barely able to move. You probably shouldn't have done what you did last night... and you should probably rest it.
12// INCAPACITATING INJURY
You got hurt, you can move much, and you're stuck in bed. Is it a broken bone? Torn groin muscle? Cracked ribs? Whatever it is, the world clearly hates you.
13// POST ROUTINE SURGERY
It was a simple procedure and now you're back home. The only catch is, you can't be alone for 48 hours in case of complications, with the added bonus of it hurts like a bitch.
14// POST MAJOR SURGERY
You're stuck in hospital for a few days and have a gaping surgial wound. There aren't even any hot nurses. Now what?
15// LONG TERM ILLNESS
You've just been diagnosed with a longer-term illness (of your choice). You're feeling poorly and don't want to be alone.
16// ANYTHING GOES
Something not listed here, have a wildcard of your choice! Anything that might lead to a timely sick day.
Anakin Skywalker | Star Wars
RNG Says #10. I'm Dying...
There was a reason why Jedi didn't drink. Despite the fact that they could probably use the Force to metabolize it quickly enough, it still left one open to strange occurrences and the like, but the worst part was definitely the hangover the next day.
For everyone involved, drinker and non-drinker alike.
oh, it's Obi
"I must have missed out on quite the night."
Beat. Then oh-so-innocent.
"Night on the town with Master Tachi?"
Anakin's bedside manner leaves much to be desired.
Of course it is.
His brain finally wraps around the name in said question, and he frowns. "Master Tachi would kill you for such speculation." Force knows she fairly vocal about how much Obi-Wan annoys the hell out of her.
"And what are you smelling, exactly?"
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It's almost tempting to see if he could find out if Siri was in the same state, but that might be pushing things too far. So instead...
Anakin crouches down beside the bed and lowers his voice at least a little as he pushes a few pills into Obi-Wan's hand, "take these. I've got water."
No, that wasn't a suggestion.
"And it's an aromatic mix of sweat, alcohol, and I don't even want to know what."
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And the description of the fragrant cloud that seems to be clinging to him brings back fuzzy impressions from the memory part of his brain. "Possibly blood, but more likely some other sort of bodily fluid from a Weequay, or a Duros, or....something. I think something vomited on me, anyway."
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As if he was going to get into a proper healing meditation in this state, anyway. Please.
The description combined with Obi-Wan's not actually remembering what happened just has Anakin wrinkling his nose, "sounds like a very hot shower is called for next."
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He'll take the damn pills, Anakin. Give him a moment. Or six.
"Hot shower, yes. If Healer Skywalker feels I'm fit to stand for any length of time."
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"And at least it's not Master Vokara Che in here," he adds in an almost reasonable tone of voice. "She'd be very disappointed in you, I think."
The standing part remained to be seen. He wasn't convinced Obi-Wan was in any shape to actually sit up right now either.
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"I'm very disappointed in me," he replies. "Master Che would simply be louder about it." And that would hurt more than the disappointment, he's thinking.
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Sometimes it's nice to be reminded Obi-Wan isn't always the perfect Jedi, okay.
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Obi-Wan would snort, but he suspects that would simply make the headache worse. "I'm not even sure I remember why I was even there in the first place. There was possibly a mission involved." He presses the heel of his hands to his eyes as he tries to cut through the fog in his brain.
"It started with a mission to the Senate. I was to meet with someone..."
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Ahahaha oh my god .. Given the thread with Obi-Wan...
RNG says 10 so I guess it's Anakin's turn
Or else Anakin was technically right in Obi-Wan's thread. :D
bwahahahah
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Siri groans, flailing just the slightest bit uselessly as she rolls over onto her side. Her head is throbbing, her mouth is dry... and she has no kriffing clue what the hell happened. On top of the pounding throb in her head there’s a haze and grogginess that isn’t helping much.
“This is why Jedi don’t drink...” she mutters hoarsely under her breath, irritable and hurting and wondering distantly if burying her head under the pillow would do any good. She’s going to kill Obi-Wan. As soon as she can move.
She’s not entirely sure WHY she needs to kill him right now... but she does. Somehow... this is his fault.
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Much.
So he'd been ready to head out on plans on his own until he was passing Master Tachi's quarters and couldn't help but notice a rather familiar thread of distress.
Oh.
Hah.
He knocks lightly at her door. "Master Tachi? Are you alright?"
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It’s as much of an answer as he’s going to get. Because there’s no kriffing way she’s admitting she’s NOT, in fact, alright.
She’s going to kill Obi-Wan. As soon as Anakin goes away and she can figure out moving. He’s so dead.
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But he's back soon enough and letting himself in to her room, water and painkillers in hand just like he'd taken Obi-Wan.
"You know, it could be worse. You could smell like Obi-Wan does."
It would serve him right if she Force-pushed him all the way back to the hallway but somehow Anakin thinks she's not quite up to that sort of effort at the moment.
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“Serves him right,” she grumbles. “Stupid, annoying pain in my ass...” This is all his fault. The last evening’s activities are still a hazy, almost nonexistent blur in her head, but she knows that this has to be his fault.
She’s not, unfortunately, although she will never admit that Anakin’s right, but she still grabs one of the handful of pillows on her bed that she’s not using and wings it in his general direction.
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He fills a glass and hands it toward her. "You forgot stubborn," Anakin comments lightly. "That one should always be on the list somewhere."
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Reluctantly, and glowering all the while, she takes the glass from him and struggles to get herself into something resembling an upright position. Frowning, she takes a sip of water. “I assumed it was a given, since it’s his natural state of being.” Obi-Wan is always stubborn.
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Not that he'll threaten to shove them bodily down Siri's throat. They don't have that kind of relationship.
Really, he's only in here out of a sense of obligation to Obi-Wan, of course, who can't be here to do it himself.
Obi-Wan will probably murder him later.
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