Affection Attempt

[anonromance]

AFFECTION ATTEMPT Let's face it: you're bad at this whole "romantic affection" thing. Really, that's being generous. You suck abysmally at it. Still, you've found yourself in something resembling a human relationship, somehow, and you feel like you either have or want to show you care. Uhm, congrats. I'm sure this is going to work out well for you! Just kidding. Be it a physical gesture, kind words directed their way, or a gift, you're going to screw this up, most likely. Screw it up badly. Hopefully, they'll be charmed by you at least trying and won't be offended. Fingers crossed. Comment with your character, info, preferences, and desired role: either the one pulling the attempt or the unwitting significant other. Reply to others. Thread.

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Oscar|The Woman Called Fujiko Mine|OTA

[riveres]

Re: Oscar|The Woman Called Fujiko Mine|OTA

[changing_faces]

[She's been out all day, in fact most of the previous night too, working on something she hasn't told Oscar or Uncle Lupin about. She won't either. She takes off the black motor-cycle helmet, and shakes out her hair, before dropping the helmet onto a chair.

It's good to be home, especially in the knowledge that wonderful things are going to unfold. She does enjoy giving herself birthday presents, and this year will be no exception.]

[riveres]

[Meanwhile, Oscar has his own birthday plans. (Done begrudgingly because Fujiko nagged him about it and he still kinda hates her, but nevermind.) Still, he has been meaning to do something big on his own for a good while and Fujiko's birthday was a perfect opportunity. He also did honestly want to give her a present. But don't ask him to admit out loud. But what do you give a woman that demands so much?

She intimidates him, she honestly does. But he thinks this will do. (Hopefully it's worth being legally banned for life from certain places in the world, and stealing so much even Zenigata had to take notice.) He doesn't know how she'll react. (Hopefully it doesn't scare him.)

Fujiko will open the door to find the apartment they share littered with all sorts of treasures. Precious stones, gold, silver, platinum, and in jewelry, all over the place. However she may notice 'a trail' of shiny stolen things to her bedroom. A rare coin, a large diamond, a ring made of rubies and emeralds...]

[changing_faces]

[At first, Fujiko frowns. The gems and jewels look real, but fakes are hard to spot if they are good quality. She looks around, trying to spot Lupin, sure that this is his work. But the apartment is silent.

She nudges a near-by emerald with the toe of her boot and when it doesn't explode, she stoops to pick it up. It's real enough, and the gem has no imperfections she can see with the naked eye.

She steps forward, following the trail, picking up pieces here and there and hiding them away in her clothes. If this is all a trick, or a trap, then she isn't leaving without a small fortune tucked away.]

Lupin? Oscar? Jigen?

[riveres]

[He hopes that it's real. He didn't spend a good whole of a year secretly stealing all these treasures and hiding it for nothing. (Also possibly pissing off his 'Uncle'. This is merely a show of loyalty, nothing else. And the stray thought of her naked in bed with the jewelry on.)

No answer is given. So Fujiko merely has to follow the trail that leads to her bedroom where Oscar is sitting there, crosslegged examining a sapphire and diamond necklace. (He's almost tempted to take it for himself.)]

[changing_faces]

[She does follow, and stops in the door-way, leaning up against the jam as she crosses her arms across her chest, bust forced up and cleavage deepening.]

So this is all your doing?

[She asks seriously, but can't stay that way for long.She squeals in delight, and throws herself at him, wrapping her arms around him and hugging him tight. She loves jewellery. And he knows it. If he expected her to stay calm and collected he was wrong. Presents make her happy. Very happy]

[riveres]

[He's preparing himself for anything, an attack, gunfire, even Fujiko being... Fujiko. (Very unpleasable.) But he isn't prepared for what she actually gives him... a hug. A really, really, big one. He stiffens for a good moment.]

Um... Happy Birthday.

[Admittedly, he never got that many hugs.]