Woke Up In Jail

[memeorabilia]

[ WOKE UP IN JAIL ]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby.

• Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.
• Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.
• Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG or decide what your part in the whole kerfuffle is.
• Enjoy the confusion.


Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit or you're going to be prison eye candy.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... I'm not dru-*hic* drunk. I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.

2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)

3. Jailer/Warden.

credit goes to darjeeling

Comments

Storm | Marvel 616 | ota

[storminside]

[open to most anything, but no 6 or 7 please!]

[ecclesiophobic]

[if you'd like to play with an AOA Kurt, I'm up for anything but the jailor option.]

Hunter | Beastly | m/m for shipping

[losthunter]

[No 6 or 7. Open to anyone]

Noiz | DRAMAtical Murder | OTA

[zunge]

[no 5-7]

éponine thénardier (les miserables)

[jesais]

harry hart || kingsman

[sangrayll]

Flynn Scifo || Tales of Vesperia || M/F

[divine_streak]

[Is most likely to be the person bailing you out or jailer/warden.

If he's the one in jail, it's because of mind control, or someone getting him very, VERY drunk. Open to all scenarios in this case except for 7 (for him anyway)]

[gwyrdd_saeth]

[ooc: Has Flynn finally caught the infamous vigilante known as Arrow?]

Erik | Phantom of the Opera | ota

[keening_phantom]

[No 1 or 2, please. Actually guilty of 3, 4, 6 and 7; and wanted internationally. How the Opera Ghost landed in jail (and hasn't managed to escape) is anyone's guess.]

Flint Marko (Sandman) | Marvel 616

[originalbeachboy]

[More like 'I'M HOME' amirite

He's an expert at break outs if anyone wants to partake.]

the joker | nolan-verse | canon-mates

[wack]

[ Oh hey, another day another dollar. G'mornin, Arkham, it's been a minute. ]

jill valentine | resident evil

[torsion]

[ Probably not #1 or 3 on her end. Prison Break jokes are always welcome. ]

Deanna Winchester | Supernatural

[righteous_woman]

[Most likely to be the one in jail.]

Furiosa / Mad Max: Fury Road

[eumenis]

[If she's locked up, it's probably for prompt #5.]

Vorona | Durarara!! | OTA

[russiancrow]

[Kind of re-voicetesting... Let's try this again! Sorry for lack of icons. I'm working on it as we sp...type.
Probably not 2, but up for all the other options. If she can't have any books to read, of course she'll try to sleep.]

random cellmate, because fuck the rules

[bighousetourist]

I'm thinking about a breakout, what do you think, girlie?

[ Why is this guy being held with her? Who knows? For that matter, how did he get to this time period? Well, does it really matter?

More importantly, he's not going to shut up until she pays attention to him. He makes that clear by tapping his foot against the bed he's stretched out on, and continuing to speak for that matter. ]

This place is pretty lax for a big city, must be spending all the big bucks elsewhere.

Dick Grayson | Batman | OTA

[justlikeacircus]

[whatisleft]

{{ Would you be down with something either during or post YJ S2? }}

Peter Parker | The Amazing Spider-Man | OTA

[decayratealgorithm]

3

[theboywhoscreamedwolf]

[Stiles isn't supposed to be in here, but he's got a few questions and he's not one to not get answers.]

Psst. Hey? You awake?

chris redfield | resident evil

[ex_pectorals719]

[ usually the person to bail a friend out. though 5, 6, or 7 could likely happen on a mission gone bad. ]

Xemnu the Living Titan | Marvel 616

[titanicallycuddly]

Doesn't he look darling in a prison uniform?

Peter Quill/Star-Lord || MCU || M/F for shipping

[12percentplan]

[Also known as the "For me it was Tuesday" meme for him. Open to all prompts except 7. He doesn't kill innocents or cops.]

Suzaku Kururugi | Code Geass

[whiteknightmare]

Gino Weinberg | Code Geass

[roundofthree]

cain ✘ starfighter ✘ ota

[otvali]

( let's skip 6-7, otherwise all game. )

Matt Murdock/Daredevil || MCU ||M/F for shipping or smut (if that comes up)

[blind_avocado]

[Please don't let his cellmate be the Punisher please don't let his cellmate be the Punisher please don't let his cellmate be the Punisher please don't let his cellmate be the Punisher

Can be in jail, or even a visiting lawyer checking to see if you're a potential innocent client for him. If he's in jail though, no 7. He won't cross that line.]

[punire]

[ You mean this guy? if an older variation, but hey.

Frank is stretched out across one of the benches, eyes closed, and seemingly at peace with the world. All of it may or may not be true. Especially the peaceful part. ]

souji okita | hakuouki | ota

[retorter]

[yasusada]

[ slides on in, how would okita feel about having his own sword as a cohort in crime? ]

eddie dean ( the dark tower ) ota

[whittling]

[ 1 to 4 are incredibly likely so one of these please!! ]

Thor | Rule63!MCU | OTA

[asgirldian]