ain't no party like my nana's tea party

[enthymeme]

THE MYSTERY TEA PARTY MEME

"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
"You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing."
"Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice.

The Rules
1. Character 1 posts a comment including name/series/prefs/setup text (if desired).
2. Others reply, using RNG (1-23) to choose what kind of tea is being consumed.
3. ???
4. Profit. And fun.

1. GREEN TEA: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.



2. JASMINE TEA: Turns boys girly, turns girls girlier.



3. EARL GREY TEA: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.



4. LADY GREY TEA: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but lies.



5. STRAWBERRY TEA: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.



6. MINT TEA: Causes a complete personality flip. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.



7. LEMON TEA: Instead of flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality.



8. CHERRY TEA: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.



9. CHAI TEA: Causes an uncontrollable need to dance, wherever you go.



10. OOLONG TEA: Causes an uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song. It might be a song you already know, or you might find you have a hidden talent for lyrics.



11. CHOCOLATE TEA: Effects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (For the underage, causes uncomfortable heat and cheesy pickup lines.)



12. VANILLA TEA: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.



13. CARAMEL TEA: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.



14. BERRY TEA: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.



15. ROSE TEA: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?



16. ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.



17. CHAMOMILE TEA: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.



18. DAFFODIL TEA: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?



19. THYME TEA: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well! Adult drinkers of this tea will be de-aged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.



20. DARJEELING TEA: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.



21. BLACK TEA: Causes blindness.



22. DECAF TEA: Sleep, who needs sleep?



23. WILD CARD: Choose a tea, mix and match, or invent your own!

(idea originally borrowed from the adstringendum crack community)

Comments

Carly Nagisa | Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's

[whatascoop]

Crow's had a sip of 10. You can choose any other you like.

[blackwingmartyr]

Carlyyyyyyyy~, I drank some teeeeeeea~
I'm not sure just what it was~
But I'm singing just becaaaaaause~
Carlyyyyyyyyy~, that tea WAS fucked uuuuuuuuup~
And now I've gone and drank it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaay~

[Yup. He's singing Bohemian Rhapsody.]

Itachi Uchiha / Naruto / ota

[itachi_san]

...

Andrea | The Walking Dead | OPEN

[survivorandrea]

Haymitch Abernathy | The Hunger Games | OTA

[defaultisdrunk]

[You'll probably have to tell him there's alcohol in it to get him to drink it]

16

[anniesgonemad]

Haymitch! Tea! [Annie holds out a cup to him. Tea was supposed to be helpful, right? And sobering?] Have to drink it. Finnick said. Drink.

Brittany S Pierce | Glee

[brittspierce]

[Open to anyone and everyone!~]

3?

[redshoed]

Here, try this.

[Dorothy is a big tea drinker. Why not try a new brand?] I added a little milk and sugar, too.

charles | blood+

[hardcandies]

peggy carter {mcu}

[ex_queenvictoria804]

....13

[isthisatest]

[ Right so, Steve prefers coffee most days, but he thinks he'll try some of the tea and--...

Oh, he hasn't felt something this weird since he was skinny.

With a kind of shocked and confused look on his face, he wonders why he's suddenly short again, because he's definitely looking up at Peggy.

And oh, that's embarrassing, his clothes are small again--

--He opens his mouth to speak but all... that comes out... is barking.

Well... he makes a fine golden retriever. ]

Dick Grayson | Batman | OTA

[justlikeacircus]

20 - Darjeeling tea

[crown_of_thorns]

[Well they're going to hallucinate right? Guess who's going to have visions of someone's death again?

Shu is just staring down at the table, eyes wide and staring at it in horror. He's currently seeing a very dead Hare who has a bunch of crystals growing out of her.]

H-HARE! HARE WAKE UP!

[He's going to try and shake the illusion but it's going to crack and break. So yeah he's going to be freaking out.]

Biffy | Parasol Protectorate | OTA

[justdandy]

Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[aintno_grave]

[No smut.]

Gaius Maecenas | Rome | OTA

[smirkinbackground]

4.

[miss_lydzi]

[ There's tea and some rich biscuits with bits of raisins, the one that can be found in Greece. As Phryne Fisher sat with grace on the meridian, it suddenly strickes her- the two of them had a lot in common.
It was something of a shock to recognize a similar soul in such a rare occasion.]

They say that in China, across even those lands Alexander conquered, tea is set to be drunk in order to seal peace. [She hands him a cup and a smile.]

jim moriarty ♔ bbc sherlock

[diabhal]

5.

[ownwill]

[Sarah, Knight of the Underground does not know how she ended up in this dinky little cafe, but she sure as hell knows that Jareth's getting fidgety in the Underground without her presence. Oh dear.]

Uh... [She turns her head to her drinking companion.] Who are you?

Etna / Disgaea

[spearofbeauty]

Loki Laufeyjarson | Norse Mythology | OTA

[theliesmith]

Succubus / Disgaea

[sexy_heal]

Foxface | The Hunger Games |OTA

[faciem_vulpes]

Tavros Nitram ♉ Homestuck ♉ OTA, aged up if needed

[so_adorkabull]

Rogue, X-Men

[notmarieanymore]

Annie Cresta -- Hunger Games

[anniesgonemad]

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

Layla Miller || Marvel

[laylaknowsstuff]

Clove :: The Hunger Games

[nevermissing]

alex summers | xm:fc | no smut

[tolaywaste]

15?

[cerebral]

[A cup is placed in front of Alex before Charles takes a seat (and mug) of his own.]

Now, it may sound like a strange flavour, but don't knock it until you've tried it. Herbal teas can be extremely beneficial.

jennifer walters ( SHE-HULK ) | marvel

[panelwalking]

dean winchester | SPN | no smut

[shotaway]

I hope you don't mind, I've been wanting to accost a dean for a while. With a dash of vanilla tea

[ragnarokwolf]

[Fenrir stared blankly at the other man who looked just like him. This had to be some trick of the gods, some new way of punishing him perhaps.

He took a long, slow sip of the tea in his hand and... smiled, for the first time... ever, really. It was suddenly wonderful to see this strange doppelganger, like looking in a fascinating mirror]

Hello!