the realistic college au meme.

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the realistic college au meme

comment with your character's name and canon in the subject header. use rng or pick one of the options below for your au scenario. I. living conditions 01. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor 02. all our friends are drunk 03. we live in halls opposite one another and i keep seeing you change in the window please close your blinds 04. you’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs 05. you’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry 06. clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party 07. you peed on my car. you were drunk. I was in the car. there will be hell to pay. 08. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me 09. sorry my roommate puked on your shoes 10. my roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire II. chance meeting 01. it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here 02. waiting outside for pizza to be delivered but both of ours is super late 03. I know I keep coming to this [cookie/coffee/etc.] shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need this for my sanity 04. I found your USB drive still in the computer (and potentially regret finding out what's on it) 05. you decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf 06. your school mailbox is right next to mine 07. what do you mean we’re under a tornado warning? III. campus community 01. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat 02. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost 03. we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for 04. humans vs zombies, all bets are off, friendships mean nothing 05. I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria 06. we’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances 07. what are you doing at this table at the career fair 08. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall 09. my computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center 10. we’re both on athletic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit 11. you’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance IV. credit hour woes 01. hey I have to [photograph/draw blood/film/insert major here] someone for class, will you be my guinea pig 02. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful 03. group project 04. both of us turned up to the wrong room for this lecture and neither of us know where it's supposed to be 05. we’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class 06. wait, I actually have a competent lab partner? 07. waiting for office hours 08. we started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop 09. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room V. limited resources 01. you keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class 02. you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole 03. you're the only person in the room when i break the printer and i'm panicking (so don't be a dick about it please) 04. neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building 05. this awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals 06. you keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows 07. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today 08. you’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline 09. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill 10. can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash

scenarios taken from this post on tumblr. meme taken from here.

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Dana Mitchell | Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue

[lightspeedpink]

(she's premed, let's do this! ota, just no smut)

Oikawa Tooru | Haikyuu!! | OTA

[tooruler]

/flexing emoji

[hajimazing]

[ ......... I rolled a III + 10 ...... laughs ]

Kurogane || Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle

[impulsic]

[tokyobabylon]

[ Would you be up for something with Subaru? ]

Xemnu the Living Titan | Marvel 616

[titanicallycuddly]

[Realism is for squares, pass it on.]

bruce wayne ❖ dcu

[batsie]

[stands_for_hope]

[so I got 1.1... care to play? or if there's another one you'd prefer, lemme know.]

akaashi keiji / haikyuu!!

[fifthowl]

Caspian X | Chronicles of Narnia | ota

[revoluxionary]

[he's gearing toward law school; come at him, bro]

ooc;

[becomingking]

IT IS SO HARD TO CHOOSE. I-03, II-05, III-01, V-any of them tbh??? i refuse to narrow this down right now

Mordred | Arthurian Legend

[beltaned]

[vim promovet insitam!]

ooc;

[corporationteeshirt]

shhh i need these two right now
IV-05 or V-04?

Kurt Wagner / Nightcrawler | X-Men Evolution

[digthefuzz]

[He can be either in his human disguise or in his true blue mutant form. M/f for shipping.]

1.1

[not_likeher]

Kurt? [Rogue was knocking on his door-frame, poking her head in to see her half-brother. It was late, and she should have been out having a great time. If it weren't for her continued roommate. Yes, Bayville had it's own branch of the University of New York (not to be confused with NYU) and it was where most students from the Xavier Institute wound up.]

Kitty's got Lance over.

[That is to say: Save. Me.]

Nate Harris | original character

[serialized]

iii 02

[broil]

[One might wonder why Petre is in the library. A lot. It's probably the first time he's stepped foot in it without the intention of screwing a fellow student in the back, which just makes him look. Really out of place. It's like he's realizing for the first time that they have books here. Such wow, so amaze.

Intentions become a bit more questionable when he spots a loner in the midst of other loners who do not plan to sleep tonight (obviously the books and notes they're drowning in are just that much of a stimulant), though. There isn't a pause for thought before he's dropping down heavily on the seat next to Nate's to fold his arms over the table and peer at what he's writing. Maybe he'll find out what his major is now? Tune in.]

Rock Lee | Naruto

[niceguypose]

iii-3

[rollin]

Lee! Oh man, I'm glad you're here.

[ Yata greets his friend Lee, a guy he met somewhere in between looking for his dorm room and figuring out how to get past the RA after an accident that involved a skateboard, a matchbox and a ridiculous amount of canned pineapples. He was invited to join some obscure club he was on the fence about, but this man (who, in retrospect, looked way too jaded and had too much facial hair to be the sophomore he claimed to be) said they had free food on their first meeting, which was open to all. Now that he's arrived, he can't even find said sophomore. Weird. Oh well, time to look around for what he's really here for. ]

Where's the food? ... Where is everybody...?

Dorian Pavus | Dragon Age Inquisition | OTA

[rebelarchivist]

[Dorian is the biggest nerd in any AU. Pre-med, come at him!]

Tadashi Hamada | Big Hero 6

[bropane]

athena cykes | ace attorney

[psycholawgy]

Wally West ϟ Young Justice: Invasion

[streaks]

2.4 (I'll leave it up to you as to what Mike might've seen on the USB)

[bardos]

[ Mike wasn't in the habit of snooping through other people's videos (just yet; that might become necessary once he makes it into the FBI), but he did want to help whoever owned this USB out. So when he found it at the library, he popped it into a computer and started looking for any identifying information. The first thing he opened up was something that looked like a paper for a class- and score. It had a name, class, time, and a date for this semester.

That should have been the end of it, but well then- curiosity got the best of Mike and he took a quick browse around and saw... well. Wallace West was definitely... interesting. Mike closed up the USB and went about his business, waiting for the next time that class met between some of his own to deliver it afterward. That was where Mike was the next day, waiting outside the class, until he spotted the red hair that stood out in some of the photos on the USB. Seeing as to how he was in all of the pictures, it must have been him.

Only one way to find out. ]

Hey, West! Lose something? [ Mike dangled the USB out from the strap he put it on to keep it safe. ]

Adam Milligan/Winchester | Supernatural

[not_a_ghoul]

[Well he was in pre-med.]

Willie Coulter | Outlander

[trews]

[ Freshman, still undecided. Possibly involved with a frat full of his rowdy family members who never let him get anything done. ]

Clark Kent | DCCU/DC Comics | OTA

[stands_for_hope]

[superposition]

[Exhibit A: Boy Scout. Exhibit B: insufferable nerd who's like 60% mad scientist. Y/N/any preferences? Also powers or no powers or hiding powers with varying degrees of success?]

Sougo Okita | Gintama

[sadistfaction]

[bombdemon]

[ I-4/5/7, II-4/5, III-1/2/4, IV-1/2/3/4? pls pick i cant make decisions. or a combination of everything zura makes the fire alarm go out at 3 am and its raining outside or some shit ]

Kanade Amou | Senki Zesshou Symphogear

[usedperishsong]

Haruka Tenoh | Sailor Moon

[actsmagnificent]

some type of 1.1

[incousinswithyou]

[it's late and somebody's curled up on one of the couches in the dorm common room. Her eyes are more than a bit glazed over as she stares unseeing at her notebook.

Is it too late to check into a hotel room?]

Qubit | Irredeemable

[superposition]

[i.e. a much younger, even more insufferable Qubit. most likely he is the genius foreign exchange student who barely goes to class because he is too busy building a particle accelerator in his dorm room]

[ponderous]

[ particle accelerator, you say? this can only end in explosions. ]

I got that, that part. They're... probably going to notice it's missing.

[ the part he pulls out of his bag still has wires attached; it looks like it might've been ripped out with more force than finesse. ]

I. Didn't have a lot of time. [ a grimace. ] Sorry.

Garnet | Steven Universe

[furypatienceconversation]

[Human AU. Garnet is the closest thing the college will ever get to a professional athlete. Every team wants her, but she sticks with weightlifting, martial arts, boxing, and volleyball. Her major? Modern dance.]

II 5, but with volleyball

[lightspeedpink]

This was starting to be a problem. One minute, Dana was walking across campus, going through a detailed diagram of the human thorax, , and the next, she was narrowly avoiding a head-on collision with another person.

Only in this instance, she'd managed to get hit in the head with a volleyball so hard she lost her balance. Luckily, she fell on the grass, so at worst she'll get a bruise. But her head might hurt for a few days, and that— well, that could be a problem.

Hands down, this was one of the most graceless moments in her life, but whatever, right? Besides, if she could spare the mental processing power to be embarrassed, she was probably fine.

erik lehnsherr ( x - men fc/dofp )

[arrogantlies]

( mech or civil engineering student~ )

Hunter | Beastly | m/m for shipping

[losthunter]

[Loner art student]