uber driver, be my shrink for the hour

[memesmemes]

{The Road Trip Meme!!} It's that time of the year again! You decided to take a road trip! Either to your friends, relative, or perhaps an event, but oh, my goodness, what will happen along the way? • Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences. • Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most. • Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG, mix and match, or just wing it! • Enjoy! Situations: 1. BREAK DOWN Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"? 2. TRUCK STOP You've stopped at a gas station. They're out of gas, snacks and the bathrooms are out of order. Wat do. (Zombie attack optional.) 3. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Why is their backpack leaking suspicious substances? Go wild. 4. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... or I think that was a deer. 5. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND! Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. 6. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it. 7. THE GREAT ESCAPE Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now. 8. MAKE OUT~ You're now parked in one of the make-out points in this town. Did you know? Well, that's up to you, as is what you do next. 9. WE'RE SO LOST The map blew away when you were stupid enough to open the windows earlier. You know that old stereotype about how men never ask for directions but women will? Time to see if you're going to prove it right or not. Try not to fight over it too much, driving partners. 10. BUT OFFICER... Those flashing lights in your rearview mirror? Definitely not just for decoration. Relationship (optional): 1. BUSINESS PARTNERS: The jet was undergoing some heavy repairs, so you have to drive to that big meeting. 2. BFFS/ROOMIES: On your last hurrah before you join the 'real world.' 3. NEWLYWEDS: You're a young couple on your honeymoon! Hope this doesn't ruin your relationship. 4. SIBLINGS: Whether this is a trip to reconnect or to fix things or to just deepen your bond as epic sibs is up to you. 5. PARENT & CHILD: It's like a family vacation for the two of you. try not to get on each other's nerves too much? (taken from memeonic & arspaulina @ lj)

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[debts]

Yes.

[ No. There's something wrong with her hand. It feels hot, muscles uncooperative, and either something is torn or broken. Later, she thinks it's going to swell and go purple. It doesn't matter. By then, they're going to get help.

Small trade-off. Her free hand is still pressed at his throat. Elevated but not hysterical, and she drops it to hold his head in her hand, palm firm and unyielding at his jaw. ]

Next time, you wake me up.

[ Before the deer, she means. But there's no point in clarifying; she twists her legs to kick out at the window. The door's too twisted to try and lever open. ]

Does the radio in the trunk still work?

[notasoldier]

[He knows better than to believe that much of a straight forward answer from Natasha. His head is pounding and he can feel a wetness that he can only guess is blood sliding down the side of his neck, but at least he can move.

He freezes at her touch, momentarily wondering if she's literally going to kill him for this, before reason takes over. His face falls into a look of misery as he acknowledges all of the things that will happen next time.]

Next time.

[He shifts, glass grinding beneath him as he tries to force himself in a position to crawl out of the car after her. He sucks in a breath as his right knee pulls loose from the mess of the dash. It's a mess, but it's not broken and luckily the adrenaline is running high enough that it doesn't impede his escape.]

Should work, though the higher we are, the clearer the signal.