uber driver, be my shrink for the hour

[memesmemes]

{The Road Trip Meme!!} It's that time of the year again! You decided to take a road trip! Either to your friends, relative, or perhaps an event, but oh, my goodness, what will happen along the way? • Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences. • Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most. • Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG, mix and match, or just wing it! • Enjoy! Situations: 1. BREAK DOWN Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"? 2. TRUCK STOP You've stopped at a gas station. They're out of gas, snacks and the bathrooms are out of order. Wat do. (Zombie attack optional.) 3. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Why is their backpack leaking suspicious substances? Go wild. 4. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... or I think that was a deer. 5. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND! Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. 6. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it. 7. THE GREAT ESCAPE Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now. 8. MAKE OUT~ You're now parked in one of the make-out points in this town. Did you know? Well, that's up to you, as is what you do next. 9. WE'RE SO LOST The map blew away when you were stupid enough to open the windows earlier. You know that old stereotype about how men never ask for directions but women will? Time to see if you're going to prove it right or not. Try not to fight over it too much, driving partners. 10. BUT OFFICER... Those flashing lights in your rearview mirror? Definitely not just for decoration. Relationship (optional): 1. BUSINESS PARTNERS: The jet was undergoing some heavy repairs, so you have to drive to that big meeting. 2. BFFS/ROOMIES: On your last hurrah before you join the 'real world.' 3. NEWLYWEDS: You're a young couple on your honeymoon! Hope this doesn't ruin your relationship. 4. SIBLINGS: Whether this is a trip to reconnect or to fix things or to just deepen your bond as epic sibs is up to you. 5. PARENT & CHILD: It's like a family vacation for the two of you. try not to get on each other's nerves too much? (taken from memeonic & arspaulina @ lj)

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[imalwaysangry]

You have a strange definition of fun.

[ But he can't hide the grin this time. Doesn't really even try. ]

I didn't think you were the souvenir type.

[debts]

I'm usually not. [ She's usually not a lot of things. But that's half the battle, with living. Natasha doesn't function afraid. Usually doesn't seem to matter as much anymore.

Her eyebrow arches, sharp and easy. ]

I just like taking you for all your money.

[ Which is a joke, obviously, because despite Bruce's living situation and Natasha's own private and extensive stock portfolio, money is one of those things Stark seems happiest to take on. ]

[imalwaysangry]

[ He huffs a laugh and shakes his head, affecting the weird pretend people that they sometimes slip into. ]

I guess I should've known a dame like you would be all about the money.

[debts]

That's the problem with fellas.

[ Easy as breathing. As anything. (Clint would say something, probably, about how the most honest conversations between them happen when they're pretending to be other people.

Natasha, she's considering running with it anyway.) ]

Only good for one thing in this life.

[imalwaysangry]

Heartbreak? [ He supplies it with a small grin, though there's a question in his eyes. It's brief however, and he looks out the window again, doing his best impression of Bogart. ] Of all the ghettos in all the world, you had to walk into mine.