uber driver, be my shrink for the hour

[memesmemes]

{The Road Trip Meme!!} It's that time of the year again! You decided to take a road trip! Either to your friends, relative, or perhaps an event, but oh, my goodness, what will happen along the way? • Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences. • Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most. • Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG, mix and match, or just wing it! • Enjoy! Situations: 1. BREAK DOWN Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"? 2. TRUCK STOP You've stopped at a gas station. They're out of gas, snacks and the bathrooms are out of order. Wat do. (Zombie attack optional.) 3. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Why is their backpack leaking suspicious substances? Go wild. 4. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... or I think that was a deer. 5. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND! Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. 6. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it. 7. THE GREAT ESCAPE Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now. 8. MAKE OUT~ You're now parked in one of the make-out points in this town. Did you know? Well, that's up to you, as is what you do next. 9. WE'RE SO LOST The map blew away when you were stupid enough to open the windows earlier. You know that old stereotype about how men never ask for directions but women will? Time to see if you're going to prove it right or not. Try not to fight over it too much, driving partners. 10. BUT OFFICER... Those flashing lights in your rearview mirror? Definitely not just for decoration. Relationship (optional): 1. BUSINESS PARTNERS: The jet was undergoing some heavy repairs, so you have to drive to that big meeting. 2. BFFS/ROOMIES: On your last hurrah before you join the 'real world.' 3. NEWLYWEDS: You're a young couple on your honeymoon! Hope this doesn't ruin your relationship. 4. SIBLINGS: Whether this is a trip to reconnect or to fix things or to just deepen your bond as epic sibs is up to you. 5. PARENT & CHILD: It's like a family vacation for the two of you. try not to get on each other's nerves too much? (taken from memeonic & arspaulina @ lj)

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[ex_disenchantment539]

[ there's the slightest groan in her voice as she watches jasper tries and fails to get the car going. why did she agree to this again. the music is the unexpected, but not unpleasant additional surprise. click goes the lock of the car, click goes the opening of the passenger door. ]

Stop, you're going to break it more! [ the poor roof ] I think whatever you hit caused us to stop.

[ immediately she grabs the water bottle, just in case. you coming j?? ]

[hardnosed]

[ She rolls her eyes and makes a mightily annoyed sound, but after a poignant TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU, Jasper does indeed shift back into park and get out of the car! The engine is still running, though. Michael Bolton is still singing. At this point, the door remains on its hinges from sheer luck. ]

This is pointless, [ she grumbles. ] It's like every life form on this miserable rock has nothing better to do than get in my way.

[ But there's no way she's crouching down to the height required to see what exactly she just ran into, so unless it's something huge she's going to turn this one over to Lapis! ]

What is that?

[ And even if it is huge, honestly. Lapis is the informant! She should know these things. ]