THE BATTLE MEME

[azure_regis]

THE BATTLE MEME

This is it. This is war. This is the moment you've been fighting for. Whether a literal war against an army of millions, just you and your partner by your side, or a more private showdown between you and your archnemisis, it's time to do battle. It's time to fight!

Compose a scenario involving a great battle. If you're stumped, use the Random Number Generator to pick from a few possible scenarios below:


1. This is war! It's just you and a few others against a whole army of something (make it up!) How are you going to prevail against such impossible odds? Heroes or villains, you're confidant that you can make it, be it because of the strength of your friendship, or your own unshakeable will.

2. Duel of the Fates You... and the other. This battle was destined from the very beginning! You were fated to fight this other in a duel to the death. Who will be the victor? One thing is known... only one of you is walking away from this!

3. Two men enter, one man leaves! It's a cage match of epic proportions! There's a whole audience here, jeering you on, praising your prowess in the arena. Is it a mad fight to the death, Hunger Games style, or something more sporting? Up to you!

4. Fight Club It's just Saturday night underneath the local seedy bar (or maybe in the parkinglot outside), you and a bunch of hardasses, beer and good times... and, of course, beating the everloving shit out of each other. Preferably with your shirts off. The main rule? Don't talk about Fight Club...

5. Bar fight! Somebody got a little liquor into them, and somebody may have said something they regret... either way, it's on now, and everyone's joining in! Chaos ensues with broken bottles and thrown chairs... are you going to join the mayhem, or try to sneak away safely?

6. David and Goliath Another duel, but this one's a little... uneven. One of you is WAY stronger than the other. Maybe if you have superpowers, you've lost them... or the other person has GAINED some. Or maybe it's just a matter of sheer size. But that said, just because you're the little guy doesn't mean all is lost. You have a few tricks up your sleeve that might even the odds...

7. Old West Shootout It's high noon on Main Street. A tumbleweed blows between the two of you... Draw! Be it a classic pistol duel or a Mexican standoff, this sort of fight is a classic.

8. Ballroom Blitz You're at a nice party, in your nicest clothes... and, well, you know how the song goes!

9. WILDCARD MAKE SOMETHING UP. YOU GOT BRAINS! USE 'EM!

*edited for a more pertinent .gif. WHO WANTS A FIGHT?*