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bakerstreet2015-06-27 04:01 pm
slaughtergreedy) wrote in bakerstreet2015-06-27 04:01 pm
my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
No, not that Airplane. Maybe. I mean, possibly.
So you can't walk from Point A to Point B. That's a bummer. What's not a bummer is that you live (or somehow have been dragged into) the amazing age of commercial flight! Huzzah! Now to just brave the lines, misplace your passport, get stopped by security, have a six hour delay for a 40 minute flight... all the best and most fantastic things of all that tick a person's stress level right up to 11.
Definitely the best time to form connections with your fellow human (or what have you).
how to
- comment with your character, canon, preferences, flight patterns, etc.
- if you feel so moved, include where we're jetting off to today (inspiration here)
- hit up rng and tag around (or don't hit up rng; you're a big kid)
- hijinks
prompts
a] at the airport pre-flight
1. "we have been sitting across from each other waiting for our delayed flight for the last 4 hours and i will go insane if i don't complain out loud so you're getting hit with my frustration sorry"
2. "you brought the last pack of [delicious overpriced airport treat] at hudson news and i just you don't understand please i will pay you for them i need them to live"
3. "i made a horrible first impression at the gate or in line for airport food but now we’re sitting next to each other"
4. "you were behind me when a horribly personal item got pulled out of my bag at security and now we’re sitting next to each other"
5. insert your own adventure here
b] on the flight
1. "i’m afraid of flying and you were incredibly helpful and tolerant and sweet about it"
2. "you're reading a book i just finished and i know what's coming do you like spoiler alerts oh god just let me give you a hint--"
3. "i fell asleep on your shoulder and you were too polite to move or wake me up"
4. "i fell asleep on your shoulder and you were too polite to move or wake me up and now because of turbulence i have woken up headbutting you vigorously oh god oh god i'm so sorry"
5. "we did the airline magazine crossword together while you told me all about your home country that i’m visiting for the first time"
6. "we've been bonding solely via eye contact over that annoying person on our plane that we’re both slowly becoming more and more exasperated about"
7. "you fell asleep and i started making funny faces at your kid to keep them amused and the steward mistook us for a couple"
8. "you asked me to open the window because you're sitting next to it and the steward mistook us for a couple and now i'm dying of embarrassment at being asked what my [husband/wife/smizmar/s.o.] would like to drink"
9. "i need to distract myself from conversation because otherwise i'm getting up and going back to punch that baby in its stupid baby face"
10. something else entirely
c] at the airport post-flight
1. "you offered to get my bag from the overhead but it fell and gave you a concussion probably can i take you to the hospital or"
2. "you were moving too slowly while we deplaned and i accidentally wanged you with my carry on can i take you to the hospital or"
3. "you were between me and my luggage when it came down onto the carousel i didn't mean to hip-check you so hard can i take you to the hospital or"
4. "we have the same luggage and didn’t check the tags before we left so i’m calling you to exchange suitcases (and you also had some interesting things in your bag so i’m excited to meet you)"
5. "we have the same luggage and didn’t check the tags before we left so i’m calling you to exchange suitcases (and you also had some terrifying things in your bag so i’m terrified to meet you)"
6. shine on you crazy diamond this is your free square
inspired by these posts on tumbls.
1/3
Zwei Wing~! That's right! I've finally figured it out, miss! You sound exactly like Kana--