Giving someone a beautiful bouquet of blossoms is a universal sign of romantic intent. Even you, Mr. or Mrs. Zero-Romantic-Bones-in-Their-Body, can't screw that up...
...you can't, right?
how to play.
✿ Preferences, info, etc. ✿ Is your character getting or giving flowers? ✿ Reply to others. ✿ Thread.
prompts.
① crushin' → On the person, not the flowers. Hopefully not the flowers. ② awkward → Y-you're so pretty, and so are these blooms. Just- just take them! ③ suave → A rose for your sweet. ④ bonus points → Asking them out? Okay. Asking them out with flowers? Major score! ⑤ out of character → You're the last person in the world who'd get anyone a gift, much less something mushy like flowers. But that's how crazy this person's got you going. You're totally smitten. ⑥ singles act → You only need one gorgeous flower to make an impact; everything else is set dressing. Plus, one flower's easy to find. ⑦ reminded → You know they like this stupid stuff and for some reason, flowers make you think of them. You don't get it, but hey. Giving them away gets the dumb plants off your hands. ⑧ coincidence → There aren't for them, not at all. You didn't get any flowers with them in mind! But since you have them, you may as well give 'em away. ⑨ not too good → How can you mess up giving somebody a bouquet? Well, if there's bees in it, for one. If they're allergic, if you make a total idiot out of yourself, you absolute nimrod... ⑩ no flowers to give → You ran out of time or you live in a nuclear wasteland, so you had to improvise. These aren't quite the flowers you'd see in the florist's shop. ⑪ because you can → You're in the mood for doting on your honey. ⑫ patch things up → Baby, I totally didn't forget your birthday. No, I wasn't staring at her ass. Here, I got you a present! ⑬ upgrade → There's no better way to show you want to make your relationship serious than presenting your best babe with some buds and blooms. ✿ WILDCARD ✿
[Face, meet palm. He looks unimpressed but. . .he should have expected this from Berserker of all people. Taking the flowers, trying to look appreciative, he smiles]
Yeah. It's fine. I'll clean it up later. [He can deal with it later, but] Thanks, Berserker.
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bakerstreet2015-05-30 08:39 pm
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[When he saw her having brought a baffled look on his face as well as a somewhat annoyed expression on his face. Berserker, please]
Uh.
We need to clean the flowers up first. [Where did she even get them???] And the floor.
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Huh. The floor's dirty.
[Good job, Berserker.]
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Yeah. It's fine. I'll clean it up later. [He can deal with it later, but] Thanks, Berserker.
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Do you like them? You seemed mad.
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But yeah, I liked them. Next time, though... you should probably not surprise me with something like that.
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[That's a different story entirely.]