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The Meme Maid ([personal profile] meme_maid) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-05-29 10:29 am

Teenage Sexual Tension Realized

Teenage Sexual Tension Realized


Alcohol, an irresponsible situation, and a backseat of a vehicle all optional. Teenage angst and hormones not optional. All teenage characters from any time, setting, or canon welcome, as are adult characters aged down.

  • Just Feeling It Out: Maybe you'll finally get to touch a boob!
  • Accidental Boner: Oh. Hi there, downstairs.
  • Deep Kissing: Heavy tongue action.
  • Flawless Approach: WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE THE SEX WITH ME? always works.
  • Party: A crazy atmosphere can lead to crazy decisions.
  • Goofballs: Both of you kind of suck at this, but at least you're cute.
  • Experience Difference: It doesn't count if it's not with you. That's what you tell yourself, anyway.
  • Boyfrands/Girlfrands: Finally rounding those bases with your honey.
  • No Play: They've told you no touching them below the belt. Oops!
  • Fumble: You touched the wrong place or said the wrong thing. Is this the end of your adventure.
  • Desperate: Please, please, please, let me stick it in.
  • Oral: Sometimes, you just want to kiss someone there.
  • Feels So Good: Let's hope you can last.
  • Love Confession: Now is a good a time as ever to tell them how you feel
  • Success: Awww yeah, break out the cigarette.
  • Failure: Hopefully they'll forgive you for staining their clothes.
gakuseibou: (you're living in the past)

Genji Togashi | Sakigake!! Otokojuku | ota

[personal profile] gakuseibou 2015-05-29 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[he goes to a super-strict all men's boy's school okay this is going to be so awkward. fumbles, failures and experimentation all very welcome- for anything smutty he'll be 16-17.]
shy_flier: (Hot damn that's fine)

Florina | Fire Emblem 7 | F/F

[personal profile] shy_flier 2015-05-29 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Super awkward and shy and also very loyal. 15 years old. Any setting welcome, awkward attempts at kink welcome. ]
dumbace: (ehehehe)

Asahi Azumane - Haikyuu!! - m/m & m/f

[personal profile] dumbace 2015-05-29 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: Will definitely be at least somewhat awkward with him.]
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Re: Asahi Azumane - Haikyuu!! - m/m & m/f

[personal profile] godlyreceive 2015-05-30 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Goofballs? or Success?]
dumbace: (heh)

[personal profile] dumbace 2015-05-30 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: Goofballs would be super cute with these two.]
godlyreceive: (asanoya smiley)

[personal profile] godlyreceive 2015-05-30 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Noya was tingly all over from alcohol. He felt a bit like he was not quite in his body anymore. "Hey, Asahi..." He leaned over, reaching out to grab Asahi. They were alone now, the rest of the team was either asleep or gone home. Only he and Asahi were left in the living room, the alcohol bottles basically all empty. There weren't a lot, and it was spread out over the whole team, Kiyoko, Yachi, and Saeko, but Noya was still only 159 centimeters tall.

He smiled at Asahi. "Hey, let's go upstairs and have some fun."
makesthetea: ([084] The laddle over spills on eaves)

Mai Taniyama | Ghost Hunt | OTA

[personal profile] makesthetea 2015-05-29 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Awkward. Terribly awkward. Has a crush in canon but I'm totally willing to AU or such.]
Edited 2015-05-29 20:34 (UTC)
lazynojutsu: (Default)

Shikamaru Nara | Naruto | OTA

[personal profile] lazynojutsu 2015-05-29 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Will be a bit awkward because while he's read about it, he hasn't had a lot of experience.]

A giant, useless fucking dragon dude | Original | closed to livedieknow

[personal profile] ex_xaela456 2015-05-29 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not that he's ever going to realise it, but their, ah, 'relationship'? Hasn't started on the greatest of terms. It's hard to like someone who's just up and hauled you off as 'his property' when you're going through some Pretty Heavy Shit.

Of course, Scalebutt here will never think that Mir thinks anything else of him but fondly. And slowly, lately he's become closer to right about that; a broken clock is right twice a day and all that. For all the ignorance he has, even he can notice the eventual change on some subconscious level; it doesn't feel so weird when he tries to spoon at night (because that's what mates do, isn't it?), and they've actually been smiling and laughing instead of odd, tense co-existence.

It's nice. They've been travelling for so long that he can't even remember what the point of this all was, but he kind of feels like he's getting close to being a leader capable of returning home without shame, and he's also kind of sure that Mir might possibly want to return with him without sullenly bringing up their marriage contract.

Of course, because it's him and he's never content with just leaving things to keep going as they are, he's going to try and test this theory of his. They've just passed by a small settlement, and he'd been watching the assorted villagers very, very closely to see what exactly is expecte--
Okay, he'd asked. He'd fucking asked anyone who looked like they were in a partnership with another, and after they'd stopped laughing, he'd learned some rather...Interesting things. Things he's going to try introducing because they're mates after all, and he can't be a chieftain if he hasn't even become a man in every way.
]

Hey, Miir'a...I, uh. I did some...Research, I guess. You ain't kissed me yet, and that's what mates are meant to do, right? Well I mean you have but not on the mouth like...Like you mean it! Yeah, that's what I was told. Gotta be like you mean it. So, you uh...You b-better! ...Please!

[Even though he's trying to look like a Real Man, it's a little hard when he's turning red at the thought of anything past a good bit of cuddling and his tail's flicking fast enough fit to dislocate something. What a loser.]

he is so precious

[personal profile] livedieknow 2015-05-29 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[The little hamlet that they're currently visiting to trade in pelts for other things is pretty enough, for a place in the middle of nowhere. While of course he assumes the other is taking care of said business (Practice makes perfect after all!) he's taking a walk on the outskirts of the place, half in the vague wonder he might see any Ishgardian knights (the recordings of the stars he'd taken over the previous few nights suggested they were closer to the capital than what they'd ever been.)

True. Things had gotten better a few months after he'd managed to stop wanting to run. Things were... nice, even? As nice as they could be. It wasn't like the other was cruel. Or half the idiot he'd taken him for initially. Yet he still looked -- mainly out of curiousity rather than the urge to leave. What would happen if he saw a knight? Would he move to him, and request passage under protection back to the dark knight's guild?

...No. He wouldn't.
It was just idle curiosity.

He stopped looking once he heard the other's footsteps, turning. What the au ra had to say though, took him by surprise. Wait... what? He coloured, considerably -- stammering. ...Odd. He hadn't stammered in months.
]

...Wh-what? Y-you want me to--

[Oh, gods.]

I--

Here?


says u with this adorable mancat X-(

[personal profile] ex_xaela456 2015-05-29 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Yeah, I guess I do! [If he weren't so determined to stand his ground, he'd probably be covering his face and shrieking in embarrassment. Why the idea is making him freak out so much is honestly beyond him, and that just means he's flustered and frustrated. Clearly this is going to be a great combo when they're both already blushing wrecks.

Let's just be glad he's not a mindreader, because he'd be insecure, embarrassed, and frustrated all in one then. Don't leave him Mir just give him idiot kisses and stop him from attracting more attention for the love of Halone.
] You're not ashamed of me, are ya? I saw two people kissing right in front of everyone, so that means it must be okay! And apparently there's more stuff, but they said I'd have to ask you! So you've been, uh...You've been holding out on me!

[Oh god okay. Shit. His parents didn't give him The Talk and neither did the apparently very obliging people of this cute little hamlet. Fuck. FUCK.] So...I'm not gonna make you give me more kisses, but I'm just sayin' that I'll be, uh...V-very mad! Or something! Can't be married if we're not doin' everything right!

Your idiot is cuter neeners

[personal profile] livedieknow 2015-05-29 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[His ears might be lowering just a tad at that, and he might he staring at the other with something very akin to dumbfoundedness.]

This came from... the locals?

[Gods, has he been blabbing this situation to everyone he saw? Though some part of him does want to laugh, a little, just a little, at his words. Very mad. ....Or at least he would if he wasn't so embarrassed himself. He lowers his eyes, and out of the corners of them, at least checks. If only to see that no-one's hiding behind a pillar sniggering at the pair of them.

Finding no-one, he takes a step forward, raising his head. And. maybe visibly gulps. He gulps, certainly. Whether it was visible or not though.. well, depends on how perceptive the other is. He raises a hand to lightly clasp one of the other's horns -- squeezing it slightly. He doesn't even know if something like this could hurt him. Finding no sign of flinching, he lightly pulls the other's head forward, stands on his toes and---


nope.

Failure.
]


...You'll have to lean down... a little bit. I can't reach..

[Tippy tippy toes! ...and still nothing. Yes. Leaning down is required.]

UR A FUCKING LIAR OH MY GOD mir...pls....son ;_;

[personal profile] ex_xaela456 2015-05-29 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well...How else am I meant to find stuff out? It'd be weird to ask you. [OOPS there it is, he's just going to shuffle a little in place and not maintain eye contact. This is honestly the weirdest thing and he's just way out of his emotional depth here. Send help heathen Auri gods pls.
Except he can't look at the ground when Mir's attempting to pull him in for an actual, proper kiss; heart beating so hard it might explode from his ribs, he lets himself get pulled in and just stares curiously through the blush. Who cares if people watch? At least he's not causing his mate shame to be with and that's really cool--

fuck.
]

I-- uh. Shit. Sorry. [Cracking a goofy grin that looks more like a snarl or grimace, he bends down (perhaps a little too fast) and hesitantly wraps a hand around the one currently tugging at his horn.
That feels like the right thing to do, anyway; some feeble attempt at showing Mir it's okay to touch his horns like this and-- well, he doesn't know why else it feels like the right thing to do but it just does. Maybe his father had some merit in his 'it'll come to you son' line of thought.
]

...Better? You're so small, I dunno what t'do with you sometimes.

there is nothing cuter than an adorable virgin that looks as scary as hell you shut your hole

[personal profile] livedieknow 2015-05-29 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd be less weird to ask me.

[Still, it's a blessing that none of the villagers offered anything as crude as 'go for the dick' or anything. That's a very small blessing. Feeling claws overly his considerably smaller hands, he tilts his head in thought at them for a moment before using his other hand to reach for beard!scales. Just tilt that way and he's far, far less inclined to get his eye poked out.]

You'll have to get used to me. I' not going to grow any taller. I stopped years ago. But -- that's ...much better.

[And! He leans in, confident in the knowledge he's not going to get impaled, his lips tentatively, very tentatively, meeting the other's thin ones.]

except for a cute wee sad catboy mage who is squishy ILL FITE U

[personal profile] ex_xaela456 2015-05-30 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
How? You'd probably look at me like I was an idiot, or think I was a creep. ...'m not a creep, and 'm not sayin' you being little is a...is a bad thing. I li--

[!!! Hoo boy a kiss on the mouth an actual kiss on the mouth holy shit holy shit holy shit. You know that thing cats' tails do when they're stirred up, just twitching at the tip? His tail is currently doing that. Which is a nice change from the frantic lashing it was doing before. That kind of hurts after too long.

He's actually being surprisingly well-behaved, considering; maybe it's because he's sure that leaving the actual smart one to do the teaching is the best option, but...The selfish little shit in him can't help but come out, if the way he's just started trying to bite at Mir's lip and pull him in closer still is anything to go by.
]

cute wee sad catboy mage zombiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee

[personal profile] livedieknow 2015-06-03 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Options!

a) end this now nicely, properly, classily. Possibly end the classiness by maybe kneeing the au ra (somewhat) gently for going a little too far.

b) stop thinking and actually enjoy this. Admittedly, and it surprises him to even think it, something about this is enjoyable. It's not the way the sun's shining today. It's not the scenery. It's not even being out of the wilds. It's... actually the xaela. Something -- no everything -- about him is strong. The selfish little shit part? That actually adds to it.

...Screw it, b. Of course it's b. He moves closer, crapping an arm around the other's torso lightly brushing his nails against one of the other's shoulder blades, just above a scale -- mouth widening, a small purr coming from his chest.
]

if he misbehaves somebody's gonna get out the potions

[personal profile] ex_xaela456 2015-06-03 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear.

Oh dear. See, there's something gloriously liberating about the fact that Mir's not just doing this as an 'ew gross ok there shut up there's your kiss don't touch me again' kind of thing. It could be any number of things: the fact that this is his first Actual Kiss Ever, the fact that he's not being met with the usual reaction of disdain, or perhaps the fact that his devoted wife seems to actually be getting into this.

Probably the latter is the most important bit, but really who knows with this guy? The point is that despite having no visible ears, the Au Ra's noticed every sign of slightly enthusiastic consent to this idiotic experiment and damn if he's not going to push his luck as far as it'll take him.
And that means he, after shuddering at the sensation of nails against the slightly more sensitive skin around his scales, firmly hooks an arm under Mir's ass (thank you Dusk Mother for their height difference) and lifts him clean off the ground. It feels a bit weird, actually holding someone so close (and taking on their weight), but...No weirder than the actual act of kissing. After all, he's not sure why it's causing that ticklish vibration currently buzzing through their ribcages, or why Mir's making it slightly wetter by opening his mouth but he likes it and that's what matters to him.

What might matter to Mir, of course, is the fact that he's just kind of been standing there smushing his face in like an idiot because he literally has no idea that actually opening your mouth and frenching is a thing and hoo boy, won't he be in for a treat when he discovers the joy of Miqo'te tongue?
]

no not the potionsssss

[personal profile] livedieknow 2015-06-08 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Won't he!

He allows himself to be picked up without any struggling whatsoever, though he does flinch slightly. It's not disgust, revulsion. It's merely surprise that makes his eyes widen for a moment, and brow to furrow slightly. He pulls away slightly, lowering his eyes and moving a hand to the other's chin fingers at one side of the other's mouth, thumb at the other -- raising his eyes finally to look the other in the face. And! He lightly squeezes at either end of the other's scales, parting the other's lips -- if at least a little comically.
]

...Don't bite me.

[And! He meets the other's lips again (Hopefully before he can say much!) sliding his... admittedly prickly tongue within -- somewhat hesitantly moving it along the side of the other's. No teeth. No teeth. Please. No teeth.]

well then no scaring the healers

[personal profile] ex_xaela456 2015-06-08 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Flinching, by this relatively advanced stage, is about standard to him; he's always presumed surprise over distaste, and yet again this broken clock is correct for once.

Mir actually doesn't need to go yanking at his mouth too much considering that he's dealing with an idiot who is grinning at his apparently good performance kiss-wise; he doesn't even seem to mind the gentle squeezing right up until being told to not bite, like facepulling is part and parcel of affectionate contact--
(in saying that, his mother does pull at his father's face a lot. Who knows what's standard with Au Ra?)
]

Mmgh? Wh-- [WHOOPS THERE WE GO tongue in mouth. Indeed, every attempt at a syllable only ends up turning to mush; eventually, when it finally clicks that talking isn't going to happen, he whuffs gently and gives up on words.
It's hard to figure out whether this is an attempt to suffocate him with tongue (though it's not unpleasant even with the sandpaper scratch, just weird and his mouth feels oddly full) or an actual kiss, but the obvious solution to both problems, clearly, is to try and return the favour.

No biting. Just his thick, tapered tongue worming past Mir's teeth and prodding about curiously with the pointed tip (because let's be real, he's trying to see if all of Mir's mouth is as rough as his tongue).
]
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Hinata Hyuuga| Naruto| m/f

[personal profile] shyhyuuga 2015-05-30 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[I think this would be very cute to see. She would be shy, but wouldn't mind learning.]
explosiveblossom: (Default)

Haruno Sakura | Naruto | m/f

[personal profile] explosiveblossom 2015-05-30 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
( ooc: All the medical knowledge in the world won't help this 17 year old. )
deadly_belladonna: (A tiny smirk)

Blake Belladonna → RWBY → M pref [OTA for castmates]

[personal profile] deadly_belladonna 2015-05-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
servesup: to join our volleyball team... (I drunkenly asked a stripper)

Tobio Kageyama | Haikyuu!!

[personal profile] servesup 2015-05-30 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
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Re: Tobio Kageyama | Haikyuu!!

[personal profile] sunshinewings 2015-05-30 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[How about aging up some babies and getting them together? Also I like to headcanon Hinata as being demiboy and so will also frequently appear in sundresses and skirts.]

alois trancy | kuroshitsuji II | m/m

[personal profile] ex_apricots766 2015-05-30 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
(no Failure.)
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Henry Lonsdale | In The Flesh | M/F

[personal profile] yknow 2015-05-30 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh god what I wouldn't give for a Jem...]
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ichigo hitofuri ( touken ranbu ) ota

[personal profile] firer 2015-05-31 12:38 am (UTC)(link)