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bakerstreet2015-05-10 06:19 pm
fighterfetish) wrote in bakerstreet2015-05-10 06:19 pm
The Random Scenario Meme 3.0
- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!
ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.
CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.
FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?
GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.
SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?
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Now it's Yamamoto's turn to grin, because he's too polite to look at Squalo with a rude flat expression.]
I'll treat you to some next time you're in Japan! It's really good.
[Though Yamamoto might be horribly biased since he's pretty convinced his old man can do no wrong, whether it's cooking or swordsmanship. So be very touched, he only pimps out his old man's skills to people he likes. Which is mostly everyone but still...
Also Squalo's parents probably knew what their son was going to get into let's be real, and they did the best they could. Probably.
And hey don't be rude just because Dino happens to be super friendly and sociable. Squalo could probably do it if he tried, Yamamoto believes in him.
The scoring thing in their training would definitely get Yamamoto pumped for it, if only because it makes it more game like. The more rules and penalties and points there are, the happier he is. He likes to have markers for his progress, and also to know whether he's 'winning' or 'losing'.
That stillness is enough to make Yamamoto perk up, curious. Squalo only gets quiet when he's deadly serious, and it's enough to pique his curiosity. ]
Haha I'll do my best!
[Though at the sight of that grin, he has to wonder if he's even going to have to wait or even really try. Most people would see that expression on Squalo's face and run in the opposite direction screaming. If anything, it makes Yamamoto's blood itch beneath his skin, his posture changing from a relaxed stance to one of a tensed awareness, like a predator about to strike.]
They had to fight in arenas for entertainment, right? To the death.
[Maybe gladiators were as hardcore as you Squalo.
Still, he gives the pot another stir, shifting from foot to foot, relaxing again.]
Why? And does this look done?
[AKA all his chores are done can he go out and
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Voi, don't go all buddy-buddy on me!
[ It's not a 'no', technically, so. Surprise him. Or something. ]
[ Look forward to hilariously misplaced scoring possibilities, then! Like "Run across a swamp full of alligators without stepping in one's mouth while surrounded by an insta-vaporizing laser grid" or some shit like that. ]
[ That posture suits him, by the way. ]
Correct. And the biggest of those arenas is in Rome. Sight worth seeing, yeah?
[ Nah, they were forced into it rather than doing it for the fun and rarely crippled themselves on purpose. Not as hardcore. ]
[ Now, the last thing he said would be somewhat normal if it wasn't followed by a somewhat dreamy (as much as Squalo of all people could fit that word; naturally it came with the expression of a maniac and everything) mutter; ] I wonder if it can be flooded.
[ ISN'T THAT DESTROYING WONDERS OF THE WORLD OR SOMETHING ]
[ He blinks at the unrelated question and peers at the pans and food inside, unimpressed. ]
A couple more minutes. [ He'll go about finding a silver tray and some really expensive looking plate in the meantime. Looks like he was demoted to both the cook and the maid today. ] I'll bring boss his share and we can get out of here.
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[Have the sunniest, most innocent smile ever Squalo. While sure, right now Squalo was the one mostly looking out for him, Yamamoto was going to return the favor tenfold. So prepare yourself for a lot of sashimi and that Italian tuna dish.
Honestly Yamamoto would eat all that training up with a spoon. You've seen Reborn's idea of training. The more ridiculous and difficult it is, the more he likes it. Also he'd be pretty impressed if Squalo could pull all that off. It'd be like something out of the movies!
Gotta live up to being the second sword emperor every once in a while, mostly when no one is looking.]
Yeah! Have you been before?
[Oh so are they going to go sight seeing? Yamamoto might have believed so if it wasn't for the last part.]
Ah, I think so? They had naval battles in it sometimes.
[Keep digging that hole Yamamoto.
He watched curiously as Squalo assembled all the finery, whistling slightly, not pausing in his stirring as he strained to look.]
You don't have to do dishes?
[He might be teasing or actually curious. Maid seems about right.]
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[ Wow. What a dumb expression. You'd better not be using your Rain flames, bastard, Squalo is not used to feeling this... relaxed? in the presence of someone else. Seriously, for a few moments back there when the trip had just come up he didn't even feel like yelling (too much), that's not how this shit rolls. ]
[ HE'D LIKE FOR EVERYONE TO BE LOOKING, THANKS. THAT'S WHY HE MADE IT INTO A FUCKING VIDEO SERIES?? WOW ]
I've seen it. I haven't fought in it. Yet.
[ Y e t. To be fair, his own sword is one of the kinds the gladiators used. He's probably pretty into this shit? He even seems pleased enough with that obviously incorrect answer. ]
Ha! Everything is more fun with sharks. [ ??? You'd think he'd have a different sentiment towards them after being nearly torn apart by one, but apparently not. Look forward to battle in the amphitheatre among deadly predators. ]
[ He also gets a bottle of whiskey and two(?) glasses to put on the tray, although he crushes one in his left hand at Yamamoto's remark and has to get a new one. ]
Voi, I'm not a fucking butler!
[ Someone else can do it. It's not like anyone will be checking on the kitchen or caring about the state it's in so long as they're getting food. ]
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Nah, Yamamoto was just naturally calm and exudes that sort of tranquility to most people. Probably because he was always good to go with the flow.
And here Yamamoto thought it was his version of staying pen pals. Does that mean he sent that tape to other people other than him? Cue a sad face right here.]
Haha would they let us?
[Isn't that some sort of national treasure Squalo??? You really want to fight in it and damage such a work of art???
Because Yamamoto was obviously dropped on his head when he was a baby one too many times, he perked up at the thought of there being sharks there.]
We'll be using box weapons? Sounds like fun!
[Most people would call it terrifying Yamamto, get your head straight.
He couldn't help but laugh when Squalo broke the glass, deciding wisely to turn the conversation elsewhere.]
Is this done?
[You shouldn't have mentioned training. Now Yamamoto was going to be like the kid constantly asking if they were there yet as they made their way to Disneyland.]
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[ He did not send it to other people! Mammon just decided it would be a blockbuster or something and started selling copies. And Squalo can't say he hates the attention. More importantly, why would he care about your sadfaces?! ]
So long as we don't ask.
[ Yep, shit-eating grin in place once more. Clearly he's thinking of a number of options to convince whoever is in charge of the arena. ]
[ IT'S ONLY A WORK OF ART BECAUSE OF THE GLORIOUS BATTLES THAT WENT IN IT. Hosting more would only return it to its former state of the art mode and original purpose! It's just a dull piece of construction waste otherwise. ]
[ Most people were not Yamamoto, and most people were dead when they confronted Squalo. Really, he was getting pretty fond of those few loose screws. Can't really be a mafia hitman without those. ]
[ He'll walk up to the stove again to inspect the sauce, and turn the heat off. ]
Should be.
[ He proceeds to haul meat into the plate, soak it generously with the sauce and add a few spoons of the vegetable mix on top of it. ] Wait here. [ He instructs, while getting everything on the tray, and then walking out the kitchen, grumbling under his breath. ]
[ He'll return roughly five minutes later, furious, a few pieces of glass stuck in his hair along with some blood on the right side of his head. Everything just points to a glass having been thrown at him. This was why he brought two? Just how accustomed can one get to this kind of shit? ]
[ There's also distant sound of Belphegor laughing, few more voices inquiring something, and Squalo whips his head back out into the hallway. ]
IT'S IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN, DICKBAGS! GET IT YOURSELVES!!
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And his sad faces mean he's been deeply wounded. Enough that he might run back to the arms of baseball! Though if it was just Mammon circulating copies that's fine, then.]
Well if they don't mind...
[Meaning as long as they don't get caught. He'd be more worried of the Coliseum fell under Hibari's jurisdiction. Anyone else isn't really a deterrent.
That's the beauty of their friendship really. Squalo recognizes that Yamamoto isn't right in the head whereas most people don't.
He's nearly bouncing up and down with excitement as Squalo proclaims the sauce to be done, nearly following Squalo out the door when he gets the tray ready to go. It's only Squalo's command that he wait that he stops, shuffling from foot to foot for a few moments before making himself useful and cleaning up the dishes and starting to wash them.
He glances up in concern when he sees the state Squalo returns in, torn between laughing and going to pick the glass out of his hair.]
Ah... Do you need that looked at?
[Yamamoto doesn't know any first aid but surely someone in the Varia should be helping out their beloved rain guardian, right?]
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[ NO ANYTHING BUT THAT HE'S... SORRY?! why the fuck is he the only one caring about your competence anyway shouldn't it matter to YOU ]
[ He just keept grinning. ]
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over.
[ Yeah forget bribing authorities, he seemed to be planning to simply hijack the place in the middle of the night or something. ]
[ Takes one to know one. ]
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[ The dish washing is appreciated but not mentioned, instead Squalo leans in to whatever reflective surface is available to check the damage, and cards the glass out with gloved fingers. ]
That fucking ASSHOLE. [ Yeah he's not bothering to keep his voice down for that, then gives Yamamoto a glare. ] It's FINE. [ The Sword Emperor will not be done in by a mere flesh wound, damn it. ]
[ He could if it got infected, though, so he stalks towards the refridgerator cabinet, pulls out a bottle that looks like an expensive version of original Finlandia, and pours a good third of the contents on his head. Pure alcohol is a good disinfectant and wasting it is a petty way to get back at Xanxus, so it's a double win. ]
[ With that done, he tosses the bottle back into the cabinet with little care, spits on the floor and tucks the wet hair behind his ear. Any more questions? ]
All right, let's go.
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Wow Squalo being sorry? Hold on must screenshot this. And Yamamoto does care about his competence! But only when it helps his friends, otherwise sorry swordsmanship is only a close second to baseball.
Yamamoto will return that grin and even laugh because yes, screws loose. It definitely does take one to know one.
There's no real point in commenting about Xanxus, so Yamamoto only quirks a brow at him instead, asking without asking if it really is fine. I mean, look at your life choices Squalo. Look at what you put yourself through.
Still, he's not going to complain when he says they're good to go, wiping his hands off on a nearby dish towel and beaming. If Squalo says his wound is fine, it's fine.]
Sure! The training hall was this way, right?
[He's already heading there without bothering to wait for confirmation, nodding respectfully to the rest of the Varia as they stampede into the kitchen. Wow and he thought Tsuna's mom's house got crazy...]
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[ Well then, he'll just have to go badly injuring Yamamoto's friends then. It's a deal. ]
[ Wow, just don't pull a Dino on him, staging an intervention or some shit. He's got this under control, alright? A challenging job with a challenging boss is what makes life a fun masterpiece. ]
Yeah.
[ He fights the urge to shove Yamamoto into a cabinet and pretend he's not there. Luckily, the Varia officers don't seem to mind (although someone does note that whoa, Squalo must be feeling his old age to spend this much time with an apprentice, which he answers with a punch to the face) and so they'll be out in the hallway without much adventure. ]
[ So, do we continue into ridiculously overdone training territory? ]