hold up, wait a minute.

[sockblocked]

the drinking meme

① ( SOBER ): whether it be because you haven't had a chance to find the right glass for you or because you aren't much of a drinker, you're starting to look like the only one in the room who's managed to resist the temptation to throw their heads back and guzzle a few choice bottles. time to enjoy standing awkwardly in the corner while everyone else has fun, or tend to some friends who may have had one too many.

② ( TIPSY ): oh, geez. when did they decide to make moving floorboards? and since when has it been so darn difficult to walk in a straight line? you've only had a glass or two, but it's already starting to get to you, nipping at your nose and making you feel all bubbly and warm inside. hopefully this isn't the start of something worse.

③ ( DRUNK ): you may or may not have just made a series of terrible decisions and suddenly find yourself not remembering a single one of them. maybe that girl over in the corner of the room who hasn't turned your way all night looks like a nice target for a spontaneous game of fisticuffs, or that guy over there is probably, maybe, your next husband. maybe you're one of the unfortunate ones having to rush to the bathroom and get acquainted with the white tiles for a while? hopefully there's someone level-headed enough to hold your hair back for you.

④ ( HUNGOVER ): who invented noise and why did they make it so painful? whether you've managed, by some miracle, to wake up in (a) bed, or you find yourself sitting up from under the kitchen table with someone else's underwear on your head, the splitting headache you've got going for you isn't showing any sympathy for your overnight activities. better get to drinking a few litres of water and crawling under a few blankets for the day.

Comments

enfys llewelyn | original character

[rhyfelgri]

1

[stillcounts]

Julius was very, very late to the party.

It was not so much that it was the type of party where lateness mattered because anyone would notice or care. But he'd had to drive there, so by the time he arrived, he was exponentially more sober than literally anyone else he'd yet identified. He'd picked up a Scotch to try and rectify the problem, but as no one else had stopped drinking, he was probably doomed to be behind.

He was too old for shots, which would have been his younger self's solution to the problem. Instead, he wandered, feeling vaguely like someone's older brother who'd been invited by mistake.

Youko | Tactics

[clearasmud]

The Mighty Thor || MCU

[thunderboltsandlightning]

karen page ( mcu | daredevil )

[publico]

bayonetta

[voluptuous]

sejuani | league of legends

[huff]

talon | league of legends

[ex_moonwalking24]

Rock Lee | Naruto

[niceguypose]

[m/f for shipping, no smut.]

Steve Rogers ✪ MCU ✪ OTA

[winghead]

Genji Togashi | Sakigake!! Otokojuku | ota

[gakuseibou]

[note: is 15-17, so is underage]

nakigitsune | touken ranbu

[nourished]

4 :')

[ahn]

[ oh my god, who is this again??? because vanille completely forgets, but she has coffee prepared for two. ]

Hey! Wake up!

Michael-El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron-OTA

[whoislikehim]

[gakuseibou]

[That's a pretty good question, because Togashi's not too sure himself. Maybe before he crashed out on the sofa he assumed that his position- half-lying on the cushions with his head dangling off of the edge- the part of him still capable of functioning assumed it wouldn't be so bad when he woke up. Like, the blood would rush to his head.

He was wrong.]

Gnnh... [he sounds like he's about to murder someone already and he hasn't even said a word] ... am I dead...?

[please say yes]

chris redfield | resident evil

[siegel]

[ahn]

Nope! And I think it's better off that way, Mister Drunk.

[ this is the part where she hands him a cup, flashing her usual smile. good thing he's okay, otherwise she'd have needed to call fang for a favor of some sort. ]

Come on, drink up! You'll feel better with something in your stomach.

dorian pavus | dragon age: inquisition

[kaffas]

[gakuseibou]

[That gets his attention. His head snaps up groggily, lip curled with into a snarl.]

Hey, who the hell're you calling a- [Oh. Somehow, he hadn't registered that voice as-- oh. He stays where he is, blinking up at her for a few moments, then suddenly leaps back, half-crawling up the back of the sofa.]

. . .

[There's a long, awkward pause- and then, abruptly, he seizes the cup and knocks back its contents with an audible gulp, trying to rearrange himself more pleasingly (???) on the sofa shit don't fuck this up you haven't seen a girl in literally weeks] Thanks, cutie. But it's nothing that Otokojuku First Year, Genji Togashi, can't handle!

[ahn]

[ there's still that cheery attitude even after his initial outburst, her smile still wide and staying wide after the introduction. so his name is genhi, huh, she thinks to herself while taking a sip from her own drink. ]

It's Vanille!

[ she raises a hand, index finger pointing upward as if teaching a lesson. ]

Repeat after me. Va—nille.

[gakuseibou]

[Usually anyone calling him Genji would get a smack in the mouth to help 'em along with the pronunciation, but a pretty girl? She can call him whatever she wants.]

Right. Va-nille. [He repeats it, dimly wondering if she's foreign or something. Or maybe she's one of those Shibuya girls, the fashionable kind. She's got the hair for it. Oni-Hige'd lose his shit if he thought he was flirting with one of those types.] Only don't you think 'Nille-chan' would fit you better?

[turning on the old togashi charm??? fuck he's never had to be charming and he's suddenly very aware of how much of a mess he is]

[rhyfelgri]

If invited by mistake, Julius was at least invited - unlike someone with a marked tendency to go where she pleases, when she pleases. Enfys is strongly of the opinion that parties are improved by her presence and all there should be grateful when she graces them with it, which-- mileage has historically varied on that one, albeit never in any way that managed to impress itself upon her. Few things do, if she isn't interested in being impressed.

As it were.

Given her knack for making things worse, collision with awkward, party of one, will in retrospect seem inevitable. That she collides with such force as to spill the scotch he's carrying around between them-- that, too, probably inevitable.

[ahn]

[ a curious hum escapes her throat, rubbing her chin as she takes her seat. he's being playful and she always appreciates it when people have humor. flirting on the other hand is — ]

Hmmm. Maybe, but in exchange we'll need to think of a nickname for you, too! Fair is fair, you know?

[ — well, she'll have some fun. ]

Like Toga!

[ vanille. ]

Malcolm Reynolds | Firefly

[chineseforpetty]

maria hill ( marvel cinematic )

[brainsqueeze]