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socketeer) wrote in bakerstreet2015-04-28 09:39 pm
THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME
- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-6 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!
ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.
CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.
FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?
GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.
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Just — give me two minutes. ( he grunts, obviously working to churn the gears in his head and find a way to communicate the bare bones of his plan. ) Then push me off 'n roll your eyes.
( the and don't hate me, goes unsaid. when eggsy pulls away, there's no hint of the moral confliction or deep shame he's currently feeling in his smirk. he's not buzzed anymore, but does a pretty good job acting like he's free of any inhibitions — like vodka is the reason he's over here, to the hoots of approval from his friends that have since died out as they found something else to occupy their attention — and keeps his eyes hooded and mouth parted. the dj is having fun up on the podium, twitching like he's just done a line of something and switching the mp3 tracks, and in the weird lull between songs, eggsy idly brushes an imaginary stray hair off harry's forehead and smooths down his head almost affectionately.
but then the music starts, with an additional pulsating beat underlaid with the lyrical track. eggsy finds the beat, thinks please don't hate me again. and it's not like he's ever taken a lapdance class before, but he's recieved one before. and how hard could it be? the basis was practically just dry humping.
and so eggsy gives a luxurious, dramatic roll of his hips; very blatantly rutting against harry's thigh. )
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but it's a bit difficult to keep his focus entirely on the mark's here, not when he's met with another lapful of eggsy in a very different fashion for the second time this evening. the lull in between songs and the frankly magnetic pull between the two of them is somehow more intimate than the following moments where eggsy is grinding his arse rhythmically against his thigh. it's quite a lot to take in all at once, but harry is good at this part--long fingers splaying out across eggsy's spine and dragging down in another possessive motion as if to insist he grind himself down more.
it hasn't been two minutes yet. he'll have to think of a good excuse--eggsy's bubble butt hitting the table and spilling the remnants of a drink on his suit, for example--
but eggsy didn't say he couldn't enjoy the rest of it, did he. and harry hart may be a gentleman, but he's still a man, and a pretty young thing writhing in his lap, protege or not, isn't an unwelcome sight or one he'd turn away under the right circumstances. the question is, what are those, and do they exist outside of mission context?]
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surprisingly easier than he thought it would be. surprisingly easier than it should be, and eggsy makes a note to apologize on bended-fucking-knee if that's what it took later, even if right now he didn't feel all that sorry. it wasn't all that hard a mental hurdle to overcome; it's harry and the thump of the music, and it's magnetic. he's a hand in the other man's hair with little regard for neat comb jobs, and while his rational self tells him harry's hand on his back is for the benefit of the mark and not at all to be taken as extra encouragement, by the chorus eggsy's grinding more, rutting for real.
there might also be the fact that harry looks like he's really fucking digging it — a show, a good show — that spurs him onward. that might be a wrinkle of disgust on his perfect spy mask, but he wouldn't know for certain until later, so might as well not let it throw off his groove. not why mystic is rapping about winding upon cocks like clocks or something; not while eggsy arches his back rather spectacularly to make a show of his torso in tight, expensive cotton.
(don't get hard; don't get hard. okay you might be getting hard, don't get any harder.) but great minds think alike, and while the final repeats of bubble butt, bubble bubble bubble butt intermingle with the dj's next choices of song (that's longer than two minutes, eggsy) he grins at harry, and makes like he's going to turn around and give him a good idea what it'd be like to fuck him in the reverse cowgirl position.
only to knock the small round table supporting his glass and bottle of vodka, causing both to upset and smash rather spectacularly on the floor. )
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no. no that's a little beyond what his role should call for. it's mixed signals then when one of his hands clasps around eggsy's hip once more, gripping possessively and putting enough pressure on it as if to imply he ought to keep pushing himself down, right there on harry's thigh and up aginst his crotch. it's years of restraint that keep him from flinching or leting his prick spring up in interest.
thank god for the sudden crash of glass, the smell of vodka flooding his nostrils and dripping a bit onto his hands off the table. he looks summarily appalled--too dramatic to be harry hart as he shakes his fingers and wrinkles his nose in disgust. he shouldn't be surprised when harry pushes him off with enough force he could go sprawling right into the mess if he's not expeting it (but he is).]
Tom Ford you stupid boy do you have any idea how much the dry cleaning costs?
[he's all but bellowing, highly aware of the scene it's causing and nauseated at the hysterics of it. but it is working--the mark is moving in closer now, joining the few stragglers that are trying to process through alcohol induced stupor what's going on.
the rich prick harry portrays is stalking off now, all while harry hart contents himself with the fact that gnatby is extending a hand to eggsy, offering to help him up now, there's a lad.
game, set, match.
(the words could very well apply to himself too, having honed in on buyer cassandra dellavedova who's waiting impatiently for gnatby to get on with his signal.)
harrt hart is most certainly not thinking about the fact that those two minutes with eggsy seemed terribly short--could he have a redo, please?]
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he's expecting the shove, but still lets it carry him to the floor — narrowly avoiding the shattered glass and shard of bottle. eggsy ens up in a puddle of vodka, wrist smarting from throwing out his hand in an attempt to catch himself, and lips drawn in a very pronounced pout while harry yells at him. it's expected, and makes for a good show but that didn't make being so harshly reprimanded in front of the waitstaff and rejected in front of the shocked, drunk crowd feel any better. (maybe because it was harry? he hadn't thought this through.)
even when he's being helped to his feet by a sympathetically pouting gnatby and whisked away to be fed another drink and have his wrist and dirty pants fussed over, there's a sour taste in the back of his throat that apparently can't be doused by a shot of vodka. so when gnatby offers another round, eggsy plays the sad twink and bats his eyelashes until his cider is delivered across the bar. at which point he promptly starts handling the bottle as sexually as humanly possible; drags a loose fist along the neck, swirls his tongue around the mouth— all while maintaining pointed eye contact with his mark and grinning like he actually wants to be here.
the semi he'd been sporting while grinding on harry quickly dissipates, and while most of his flirting is some variation of whining about that rich tosser, the other man seems pretty sold on him and pretty delighted by the thought of being on the recieving end of what that rich tosser had been. gnatby isn't particularly smooth, especially well on his way to being shitfaced, but he gets his mouth on eggsy's neck and there's merlin's voice — coughing, faintly telling him to keep gnatby distracted while they do some more work on dellavedova's background; they think she's on the cia's most wanted but can't get a very clear picture of her face to confirm — and he plays along.
giggles. doesn't look at harry.
palms gnatby through his trousers. doesn't look for harry.
gets up to lead gnatby to the bathroom (because really, at this point why the fuck not) and sees harry, but pointedly avoids lengthy eyecontact and just pushes through the bodies until they're in the low lit mens room. gnatby has him shoved up against the wall inside the toilet stall almost immediately. the man's a lot less sympathetic drawls and pity when they're alone; now he kisses with teeth and wedges his thigh between eggsy's legs almost painfully rough. that does little to inspire any in his pants, and beyond that is kind of infuriatingly tactless (thinking with his cock, this one; why they had thought he was smart enough to demand the attention of multiple kingsman agents, eggsy'd never know. oh right, he wasn't; dellavedova was).
and once he looses patience, eggsy grunts and flips them; slams the other man into the stall so hard that the plastic wobbles and the other mans eyes go wide. he can see his pupils dialate and decides he'd made a good choice.
so eggsy spits in his hand and yanks open the button of gnatby's pants. )
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he loops arms with her, distracts her more subtly by way of merlin feeding him information in his ear that'll open her right up--help him seem all the more charming when it turns out they have common ground like favourite opera spots in florence or a charming fondness for collecting first-edition literature. he tries not to falter when his gaze wanders to eggsy and sees him practically draped on gnatby like a proper tart.
(really, he doesn't have to lay it on that thick. and no, harry is simply making note of this from a strategical standpoint, irritation bubbling up because why waste his time and energy on someone so vile anyhow? eggsy is usually keen to get in and out without letting anyone slobber on him more than necessary.)
but they're both getting on with it and eventually harry winds it down by escorting her away to an emptier hallway near the vip rooms before promptly putting her in a stranglehold that has her caught so off-guard it's almost comical how easily he can avoid the attempt she makes at swinging her thighs up round his head, tugs just the right way to have her unconscious before she can click at the back of her ring and swipe it at his cheek. (he's still a gentleman in carrying her bridal style out the door, an apologetic look at security that his wife has had too much to drink before he slips her into the sleek black car caradoc is seated at the wheel of and lancelot is waiting in back of with cuffs.
back to gnatby then. he'd seen eggsy dragging him away looking like the cat that caught the canary and maybe harry shouldn't feel another flare of indignation at that. he'd been preoccupied, but not nearly enough to miss the way eggsy's hands were nearly down his pants.
all they need is a fucking flashdrive he's got, and then that bastard can be handed off to the regular authorities--too daft to be worth more of kingsman's efforts than eggsy's already noticed he doesn't warrant.
harry pays double whatever gnatby or eggsy had to the attendant standing guard outside the doors of the restroom, enough to tell him to get lost and check the ladies' loo instead. it's nudged shut but easy enough to wrench open without making too much of a racket. at least, less of a racket than the one going on in there already. the place is cleaner than he'd have given it credit for--not the white-marble he'd been picturing but black wood floors, vivid red doors and bathed in dim lighting for a sultry effect that seems to be inviting what's happening now. none of that is what makes harry see red though--it's the noises. the shallow thrum of what he can correctly identify as someone's hips rhythmically banging against the door, obscene slurping noises that paint a picture of gnatby thrusting like a fucking lunatic into eggsy on his knees, plush lips dripping with spit and sinful groans around him--
this is completely unnecessary. all he had to do was nick him with a fucking dart, call for backup and waltz out twirling the flashdrive around his little finger.
harry can't stand it a moment longer. he wrenches open this door so fast that gnatby doesn't even realize before harry is clubbing him viciously in the back of his head with the butt of his revolver, watching him crumple like a sack of fucking potatoes, unimpressive prick jutting upwards where it's slipped forcefully out of eggsy's mouth. and there he is on his knees, fists clutched against his thighs looking like a fucking mess and---
his own jaw is tight, a faint scowl on his lips as he reaches down to fish out the drive and hold it up with a very clipped reply.]
Show's over, I'm afraid.
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I had that under control, ( eggsy grouses, still on his knees and wiping a hand across the back of his spit-and-precome-covered with little care for finesse. he's not exactly glowering, but there's something sour in the way his eye twitches in response to the way harry holds up the flashdrive. almost like he's gloating, because from where eggsy's kneeling, it feels a lot like his mentor is being a killjoy and a prick just to be a killjoy and a prick. )
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[if eggsy thought he was gloating before, he'll cerainly not like his attitude as he pockets the drive and fishes out a silk kerchief, embroidered with his initials and dangles it over eggsy in a gesture that might seem polite, but is oozing with condescension to mask his immense displeasure at the state of things.
something else is at play here, but harry is too disgruntled and aggravated with eggsy's decision on having it under control to actually try and work it out at the moment.]
So was it the extra rolls packed on his gut, his inadequate cock, or the slobber drooling out of him at your arse that won you over? I know I was immediately charmed.
[he is being a total prick right now, full-stop.]
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there's some classic, unkind nams on the tip of his tongue, which eggsy pointedly swallows down out of well engrained respect for his mentor. but he doesn't see what the big deal is about blowing gnatby when he'd been rutting against harry's leg just before. using your body was using your body. )
I had that, ( he settles on gritting out, harsh and low before making to shoulder past harry and out of the stall. )
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they take separate cars to the hotel, and it's just as well because when harry gets there first he's positively exasperated with the front desk manager after being advised that his suite's king size bed is ready to provide an excellent night's worth of sleep to his late night. and of course this would fucking happen, of course there's no suites available with a double bed. so when eggsy makes it in, he'll find harry seated on the couch with a tumbler of scotch in hand looking a bit less biting than before--soft, even, as he clears his throat and says very gently.]
They've mucked up our reservation. Under the impression we're lovers and need to share a bed. I couldn't sort it out, but don't fret. I'll be taking the couch and that's just fine.
[a pause.]
Eggsy. While we're at it--we really ought to discuss what transpired before.
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but he recognizes it's a petty thing to resent. it was obviously a mistake, and as they've both done their time camped overnight on the kingsman grounds in the name of "training", or gone countless more sleepless nights for some mission or another, the plush accommodations were nice regardless of the mixup with the sleeping arrangements.
still, harry's voice snaps his gaze from the offending king size mattress to the other mans face. eggsy adopts nonchalance, and shrugs his overnight pack off his shoulder. ) Nothing to discuss. ( huff huff huff, and quickly — ) I'll take the couch. Mind if I take the first shower?