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THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME

THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME

- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-6 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

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"Oh, it's not his fault," she insists, giving a bit of a pout, lower lip stuck out. "I wanted to drink with him. I learn so much about qu-- quner--" She squints, trying to get the word out correctly. "Qunari culture." There. What a strange word to wrap the tongue around.

But forget all that. She's far more interested in the man in front of her. Lifting a hand, she slowly extends her arm until she's close enough to tap his nose with her finger. How she managed to hit her intended mark first try while this wobbly is anyone's guess, but it makes her giggle again.

"I don't think you have to be drunk to learn things about the qunari," Cullen points out, giving her a strange sort of look at the -

Did she just boop his nose?

Carefully, he reaches out to take her arm. "I think perhaps we should get you to your chambers."

Not her fault it's so boopable, now is it?

Smirking, she moves closer, until her thigh smacks into the corner of his desk. "Ow!" There's a glare at the offending corner before she moves around it and puts her arms around Cullen.

"Your desk is stupid."

He can't help but smile a little at that, though he takes care to keep a somewhat-respectable distance between them. This - whatever they have - is new, and still a bit uncertain. He wants to take care not to ruin it before it even really gets started.

"Yes, it should learn to get out of the way," he murmurs, amused. "Come, you really should sleep this off." His hands drop to her waist, gently, and he tries to steer her as best he can to the door - he'll escort her to her room. Perhaps get her a glass of water, too.

"Probably," she admits. Iron Bull had said the same thing, and she's willing to take their advice on this. "I would hate to embarrass myself in front of such a handsome man."

She takes a moment to admire his face before letting him turn her towards the door. She does enjoy being in his office, but there's no bed down here for her to flop into. And she is in desperate need of flopping. She's all unsteady and feels like her limbs belong to someone else.

He has to scoff a little at that. "You're not embarrassing yourself. Don't worry. And I'm - not particularly..."

Cullen has trouble with compliments, even drunken ones from women he kisses sometimes.

"But you are." Ellana will fight him on this. "You're the most attractive man I've ever seen, and believe me, I've seen some handsome ones." With as well traveled as she's getting to be, she's met a lot of people.

"It's been hours since I last kissed you," she adds, almost as if she's reading his mind. But really, it's not a long leap to make between handsome and wanting to kiss the handsome. "When can I kiss you again?"

"Uh." He gives a surprised sort of laugh at that blunt question, then leans in to press a kiss to her cheek.

"How's that?" He's not sure he should let it go any further while she's in this state.

That leaves Ellana pouting yet again, and she reaches up to cup his cheek.

"That was nice, but not the kind of kiss I meant. You're going to be all noble and not kiss me until I'm no longer drunk, are you?" She pauses, frowns, and mouths that last part to herself. "No, wait, aren't you?" That sentence had too many negatives to keep them all straight.

He has to chuckle a little at her, his grip firm but polite. "If you still want to kiss me by the time we get to your chambers, I'll think about it," he murmurs. One kiss probably couldn't hurt, after all. He just doesn't want to take advantage or do anything she might regret later, when she's sobered up.

Hopefully she won't regret kissing him, given how often they've been doing it while completely sober lately.

Hopefully there's no lingering taste of that alcohol she had still on her tongue or Cullen may regret kissing her.

"All right." She hops a little before turning to leave his office. "I won't forget either. I'll remember you said you'd think about it." It may be all she thinks about on the way there, unless she becomes distracted by something shiny.

"I know. You never seem to forget anything," Cullen murmurs, leading her gently across the battlements toward the main keep. The night air is chilly but she seems okay right now - and it's not that far to walk before they're inside again, slipping through Solas's rotunda.

"You had fun, at least, I hope," he murmurs in the quiet stillness of the place - mostly empty as nearly everyone is asleep so late at night.

"I did!" It's said in an excited whisper, since he's being quiet and it seems the thing to do. It's surely not for the obvious reason that it's late. She'd probably be shouting if he was speaking at a normal volume. "We talked about the dragon we killed. He is very excitable about dragons." That's punctuated with a look, eyebrows raised. Because she's definitely implying something here.

Cullen raises an eyebrow at those words. "That - is probably more than I ever wanted to know about Bull," he murmurs with a faint smile.

"If I have to know it, I shouldn't be alone in knowing it." Because hearing someone gets turned on by a dragon is pretty shudder-worthy.

But now they're at the door to her quarters and she opens it up, smirking at him. It's not like they're going to do anything private up there, but just the idea of having him up in her room now that they're together has a thrill to it.

"You'll escort me all the way up, won't you?"

"Er," he gives her a sheepish look at her door. "Yes, of course." There are a lot of stairs between her door and her bed, he reminds himself. He's a gentleman. He'd hate for her to trip on her way up.

She leads him in and it's rather dark in the hall, which gives her a good excuse for moving in close to his side.

"And I haven't forgotten what you said about the kiss." Not even the slightest bit. Her hand wraps around his arm and she beams up at him. "You have the cutest nose. I have to touch it again."

"My nose, really?" Cullen gives her a confused look. Calling him handsome is one thing, but a cute nose?

His hand comes up to trace her jaw lightly, though, and his lips curl up into a faint smile. He always finds her, well, adorable. Attractive. But she's even cuter than usual like this.

"Really." She reaches up and boops it again, leading to a soft giggle and biting her lip. "Even if your nose wasn't cute, I wouldn't care about you any less."

And now they've reached the stairs, but she doesn't want to take her eyes off his face. Couldn't they just stand here a little while so she can admire him?"

"I'm glad to know if I ever break my nose it won't change how you feel about me," Cullen deadpans, happy for a moment to just stand here. She is really cute when she's intoxicated.

And, okay, so maybe he's going in for that kiss.

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It's a good thing he decides on the kiss after all, because if he hadn't, Ellana would have kissed him all over both cheeks to express how she feels while still trying to be respectful of this rule he'd set for himself. But this? This is much better. She goes up on tiptoe, arms winding around his neck to bring herself in close to him as her lips touch his.

Kissing her has become a highlight of his days, quite frankly. When she's at Skyhold, they meet nearly every day lately, just to talk for a few minutes, and they always part with a kiss. He can't believe his luck that she wants this.

Of course, now her mouth tastes like - Maker, what does it taste like?

When they pull apart, he gives her a Look. "What exactly has Bull been plying you with?"

She will always want this, want him. He's like a character out of stories that sound too good to be true. The thought makes Ellana cling a little tighter, express a bit more of her happiness at finding him in this world, but she does release her hold when their lips part, sliding her hands out across his shoulders.

And then he asks her that and her eyes widen.

"Oh, I'm sorry! Did you taste--?" The thought makes her laugh, but she's quick to stifle it with fingers pressed to her lips. Her eyes are sparkling, amused, and she lowers her hand to rest on his chest.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you're be able to taste that. I can't remember what he calls it. Pretty awful, right?"

Cullen chuckles faintly, tucking a lock of hair behind her ear. "How did you even keep it down?" he asks, teasing.

"Sheer force of will? To tell you the truth, I'm not sure." And the night is young. It may not stay down after all, but one can hope.

"But he was proud of me for drinking it, so I didn't want to stop before finishing the tankard. And then he refilled it, ssssssseeeeveral times." Cue sheepish look.

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