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laura ([personal profile] appliances) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-05-30 10:37 pm
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in season what's in season


THE AWKWARD/JUST SHITTY GIFTS MEME
PRESENTS! Maybe it's the holidays. Maybe it's someone's birthday. Maybe it's your anniversary. Maybe one of you just felt the need to get that certain someone a gift, to show how much you care.

And how bad you are at gift-buying. There's the rub -- this gift? It's... not what they wanted. It's not something they ever considered wanting, and now it's in front of them and, wow, why don't they look like as excited as you expected?



ROLL YO NUMBER (1 through 8)
The thread starter isn't necessarily the person receiving the gift. Do whatever you want.

1. UGLY SWEATER You know.
2. I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING Totally slipped my mind! Sorry??
3. IT'S INTERESTING BUT... It's something like getting a tube of toothpaste in your stocking at Christmas. How do you even react to something so out of left field?
4. I MADE THIS FOR YOU It's hand made. The sentiment is really sweet, but -- what is this supposed to be?
5. THAT'S NOT WHAT I ORDERED Online shopping isn't always reliable. What they just opened isn't what you thought you were buying! Maybe you should have checked the box first.
6. OBLIGATORY AWKWARD SEXUAL OPTION Condoms or something, go wild.
7. SOCKS Well, you wear socks, so getting more makes sense, right?
8. ETC Something else???? Go for it.
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crowsicle: me with a sword over my shoulder all chill (chill)

[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-05-31 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Happy Troll Hannukah. Figured you could use a new sweater to wear to the laundromat, since you've been wearing yours for like a goddamn millennium or something.
cancercarcino: (Bluh)

[personal profile] cancercarcino 2012-05-31 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck you, I'm not wearing this piece of shit.
crowsicle: (pfft)

[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-06-02 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure, man?

[He twitches his fingers at Karkat to give it back.]

Guess I'll give it to Dave, then, he wanted to see how much drool Terezi'd slobber all over him with it on.
cancercarcino: (Rrrrgh!)

[personal profile] cancercarcino 2012-06-04 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
What? You're out of your goddamn think-pan if you think Terezi would droll over this pile of behemoth leavings.

[Though... he does dig his claws into the sweater, not ready to relinquish it just yet.]
crowsicle: (seriously dude)

[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-06-04 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, look at it. You couldn't slap more colors onto that thing with a dye factory and a super-soaker. You'd basically have to taze TZ to pry her teeth out of it.
cancercarcino: (Yeah like I'd believe that)

[personal profile] cancercarcino 2012-06-05 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Says the feathery creamsicle asshole. I'm surprised Terezi hasn't tried to lick you to death yet.
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