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[onthefitz]

Oh my god Hunter this is bad. This is so bad.

What if you can't find its parents?

You just kidnapped a baby!

[trainspotting]

Then we'll adopt her and name her after Captain America. I've heard coparenting's the next big thing.

Fitz, I've got it. She'd already been left on the sofa, she's probably safer with me than she'd been waiting for her mum to finish her screaming match with the concierge.

[onthefitz]

...Did we just enter into a domestic partnership?

How exactly are you going to explain to her and the authorities that you just accidentally picked up a baby?

[trainspotting]

Depends, how long have we been in shared residence at the Playground?

And I was planning on explaining it not at all, actually. I'm just waiting for a quiet moment to slip in and leave her with the front desk.

[onthefitz]

Time sort of blurs after awhile so I have no idea.

So you're going to drop a baby at the front desk. Like a package.

You are

I can't even

:|

[trainspotting]

I'm incredibly clever, I know.

Look, it's not as if I'm going to wait till it's unattended, just until the lobby's a bit less occupied by men with concealed weapons. She'll be taken care of.

[onthefitz]

Clever is not the word I would use.

And she better be or you're never going to hear the end of it.

[trainspotting]

So you're that sort of domestic partner, then. I see how it is.

She likes me, btw. Hasn't cried once. Like I said, would've been worse off on the sofa.

[ Because if the baby likes him then kidnapping is ok, obviously. ]

[onthefitz]

I didn't say that! And we're not even really domestic partners, don't be like that!

That would be cute if the situation wasn't so serious.

[Your logic, Hunter. It's bad.]

[trainspotting]

Well, she's still very cute. Irreverently cute, you might say.

I'm thinking "Stephanie".

[ Who needs logic when you can screw with Fitz, lbr. ]

[onthefitz]

Hunter.

You can't name the baby.

She's not ours

Yours

PUT HER BACK.

[trainspotting]

Yeah, alright, it'll just be a temporary name. A code name.

Anyway, Steph's mum just left the lobby without noticing. Either I've ID'd the wrong mother or the baby situation's more complicated than I'd initially assumed.

[onthefitz]

We're going to be stuck with a baby now aren't we?

Coulson is not going to be happy.

SHIELD life is not a good place to raise a child. :|

[trainspotting]

We aren't seriously adopting a baby. There are channels for this sort of thing. Official ones.

[onthefitz]

We can't exactly waltz into an adoption agency.

[trainspotting]

Sure we could. Bit of undercover work, always exciting.

[onthefitz]

Your definition of exciting scares me sometimes.

[trainspotting]

Yeah, well so does yours, mate. I'd rather go undercover than mess with your mad science.

[onthefitz]

It's not mad! That's more Jemma than me!

To a point.