caught in the act meme

[misfortuneforall]

 The Caught in the Act Meme

Almost everyone masturbates, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness (or something else) ensues.

* Post with your character with name, series, and and preferences in the subject line
* Reply to others as if you're catching them in the act or being caught
* Play out reactions from there and have fun!

Comments

Peter Quill | Marvel 616 | OTA

[starbuckslord]

I am horrible and this can be very short.

[star_lady]

[ Ship... usually remained quiet, during the times when Peter Quill took care of physiological necessities. Unless he spoke up, first, but he rarely did.

But it seemed that he was having some sort of difficulty getting finished, this time, if she could judge by the frustrated noises he was making. So she considered it for a little longer, and spoke, quietly. ]

Peter Quill. Do you think some visual or audible stimulation will help you at this time?

sonia nevermind (sdr2) ota

[goldens]

Haruka Nanase | Free! | OTA

[hydrophile]

Ike | Fire Emblem Tellius | M/M only for smut

[inhisfootsteps]

Hunter | Beastly | m/m

[losthunter]

Murphy MacManus | Boondock Saints | M/F OTA for all else

[hallelujah_jaffar]

Uta | Tokyo Ghoul | OTA

[nofacedclown]

Ayato Kirishima | Tokyo Ghoul | M/M

[halfassed_black_rabbit]

Raphael-El Shaddai-OTA

[godheals]

[OOC: Raphael will probably be the one catching people in the act.]

[warriorscribe]

[He was just Heaven's scribe. He could still give his age without sounding crazy, he hadn't been introduced to God's Weapons yet, and he didn't have all those years to whittle down his ability to care about what Heaven thought about purely human things. Things like masturbation. That, you know, he still felt the urge to do often enough because he wasn't all jaded and traumatized yet.

He held off a lot of the time because he was rarely alone or not working. So imagine his relief when he finally got some time to himself for one of those moments of wanting.

Of course, he was forgetting one important fact: Heaven had no proper day or night, and just because he was about to sleep didn't mean anyone else would. In fact, no one else would, because he was literally the only person there who needed to in the first place.]

Nico Robin| One Piece| OTA

[hananobooks]

[Kink list here]

Charles "Chris" Chrishunds | Vassalord | m/m

[onlyhis]

[ much more likely to be the one catching someone else. ]

Luke | The Walking Dead Game

[burningdaylight]

[No smut, please.

When does he ever get a moment of peace?]

Charlie Kelly | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[badnew]

{Het for anything that turns into smut, but OTA for crack and people bugging him about it. Totally a canon thing that happens. Bring it on.}

Karen Minazuki ♥ Yes! Pretty Cure 5

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Either your character is somewhere she shouldn't be, or Karen is making uncharacteristically bad decisions today. F/F for ships but this is so not a good beginning.]

[dreamingoptimist]

[ See Nozomi. See Nozomi wander into one of the empty classrooms to check on the status of... whatever thing they're filling full or Pinkies or whatever.

. . . see Nozomi scream in surprise at seeing Karen touching herself. ]

AAAAAAAAAAAUGH! I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING--!

[ . . . and there she goes! She's so surprised that she initially runs right into the door, sending her crashing backwards onto the floor loudly. Then she somehow manages to crawl up to and open the door before stumbling out, crashing into a trash bin in the process...

. . .

Well, that went about as well as you'd expect... ]

shinkai hayato | yowapeda

[straightlines]

[bepsi_chan]

[Arakita was used to just walking into Shinkai's dorm to talk to him or just hang out for a bit- What he wasn't expecting was to see that, Shinkai laying down in his bed, and masturbating.

He just froze in the doorway, and accidentally closed the door behind him so no one else could see-

But he was still inside his room, staring and completely frozen.]

W-Wha... Shit-!

Satoshi Onozuka | Young boyfriend's love management habit | OTA

[fullofopenings]

Ned Stark || Game of Thrones || OTA

[winter_iscoming]

aoba seragaki || dramatical murder || m/m

[dramaticalblue]

[ can be either role. ]

chiyuki ( death parade )

[occidental]

miwako sakurada ( paradise kiss )

[cryingly]

Xiu | Original Character | ota

[echoingmelody]

Ceireia Shadiene | Original Character | ota

[bloomofhope]

Umi Sonoda | Love Live! School Idol Project

[umiiroshoujo]

[F/F only if things go in a smutty direction.]

Yuuko Kanoe | Dusk Maiden of Amnesia | ota

[vanishingdusk]

Rena Ryugu | Higurashi: When They Cry | ota

[hidethebody]