because we needed a meme with some gen options :D

[nothingpersonal]

university life au meme
stolen from hotawesome at memebells
because the semester is starting
and that just sucks.

do this: ☑ leave a blank comment with your character's name and fandom in the subject for others to reply to. ☑ when replying, use the RNG to generate a number between 1 and 10. ☑ or cheat and pick whichever number you like best. ☑ your characters are now in a ~*situation*~ together. make of it what you will.

scenarios: [01] lecture hall ➟ who the fuck actually pays attention during these things? well, maybe you. or maybe you're texting someone, dicking around on the internet, or going oldschool and passing notes. [02] cafeteria ➟ chow time! sit down to eat with your friends, stand awkwardly and look for a table like you did in middle school, or be that creep-ass in the corner, eating with his hood up. [03] doorsock ➟ awww yeeee. it's time to get down to business. just don't forget the sock on the door, dude. seriously. (and use protection!) [04] sexiled ➟ someone else put the sock on the door, because your ass is stuck out here. at least you're not alone? listen in, interrupt, find something else to do, or just chat and wait. (they won't be long, right?) [05] room inspection ➟ oh shi— maybe someone gave you a heads up, and you're scrambling to hide your shit. maybe someone didn't, and you're basically fucked. [06] frat party ➟ drunk? stoned? costumed? alone? about to get lucky? about to get busted? it's up to you, man. [07] new roomie ➟ who's this douchebag? your new roommate! help them get settled in, draw a line down the center of the room, label all your shit. however you roll. [08] study buddies ➟ an all-nighter cram session, or a regular weekly thing? maybe you don't even get much studying done, but hey, whatever, right? [09] morning after ➟ what the actual fuck happened last night? bizarre texts? underwear hanging in places they shouldn't? a bathtub full of tequila and limes? just a gorgeous being in bed next to you? [10] go crazy ➟ pick one or make up your own! get fucking creative.

 

Comments

[ungentle]

I hadn't given it much thought.

*A shrug.*

I imagine there's at least a bit of time.

[thecoolexec]

Lovely. Enough time to split a pizza and for me to win your heart.
But not quite long enough for a salsa dance lesson. Sorry about that.

[ungentle]

To "win my heart"? That doesn't take long in your estimations, does it?

[thecoolexec]

Well, sure. I'm positive that your heart is an excellent one, worth every effort to achieve and that has all the men in a testosterone-fueled war, but... I like to think I'm a delightfully charming person.

And I ain't half bad on the eyes, I reckon.
[He winks, sets down his menu and signals a waiter.]
YOU, on the other hand, are WONDERFUL on the eyes. I think optometrists should prescribe a few views of you to people with glaucoma.

[ungentle]

*Thoughtful nods. She's not sure she's buying it, yet.*

Does that sort of line really work? About the optometrists?

[thecoolexec]

I dunno. Does it? I just came up with it now. It sounded clever in my head, but... they won't ALL be winners.

[ungentle]

I imagine it would make some girls fall head-over-heels.

[thecoolexec]

Are you mocking me...?

It's completely okay if you are; I just want to know for sure.

[ungentle]

I'm not. I'm just speaking honestly.

[thecoolexec]

[He eyes her a little for a few seconds, then seems satisfied.]

...Okay. But if you want to mock me, please feel free, okay? I welcome it. This is me, giving you my blessing for my dissing. That's a rare opportunity, so, y'know, you're welcome.

...Now, obviously my optometry joke fell on its keister. What sort of things should I try on you...? ["Innocent" slurp of a soda through the straw.]

[ungentle]

I won't hesitate if I feel it necessary.

*She's giggling a little right now, if that counts for anything?*

I'm not sure what you should "try." Honesty, perhaps?