because we needed a meme with some gen options :D

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university life au meme
stolen from hotawesome at memebells
because the semester is starting
and that just sucks.

do this: ☑ leave a blank comment with your character's name and fandom in the subject for others to reply to. ☑ when replying, use the RNG to generate a number between 1 and 10. ☑ or cheat and pick whichever number you like best. ☑ your characters are now in a ~*situation*~ together. make of it what you will.

scenarios: [01] lecture hall ➟ who the fuck actually pays attention during these things? well, maybe you. or maybe you're texting someone, dicking around on the internet, or going oldschool and passing notes. [02] cafeteria ➟ chow time! sit down to eat with your friends, stand awkwardly and look for a table like you did in middle school, or be that creep-ass in the corner, eating with his hood up. [03] doorsock ➟ awww yeeee. it's time to get down to business. just don't forget the sock on the door, dude. seriously. (and use protection!) [04] sexiled ➟ someone else put the sock on the door, because your ass is stuck out here. at least you're not alone? listen in, interrupt, find something else to do, or just chat and wait. (they won't be long, right?) [05] room inspection ➟ oh shi— maybe someone gave you a heads up, and you're scrambling to hide your shit. maybe someone didn't, and you're basically fucked. [06] frat party ➟ drunk? stoned? costumed? alone? about to get lucky? about to get busted? it's up to you, man. [07] new roomie ➟ who's this douchebag? your new roommate! help them get settled in, draw a line down the center of the room, label all your shit. however you roll. [08] study buddies ➟ an all-nighter cram session, or a regular weekly thing? maybe you don't even get much studying done, but hey, whatever, right? [09] morning after ➟ what the actual fuck happened last night? bizarre texts? underwear hanging in places they shouldn't? a bathtub full of tequila and limes? just a gorgeous being in bed next to you? [10] go crazy ➟ pick one or make up your own! get fucking creative.

 

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

Brr. What a neat, nasty roommate.

[She laughs, heading down the hall toward her room.]

Mine left for the weekend. I'm gonna sleep in allll day tomorrow, and she won't be around to call me lazy.

[knightime]

Well, you just set yourself up to being called lazy. I'll text you every hour that you're being a real lazy gal until you reply back. How about that?

[There's no venom in his words. Just good ol' natured teasing.]

[nukeoleptic]

Then I guess I'll be forced to turn my phone off.

[She sticks her tongue out at him, before unlocking her door and moving to collapse on a beanbag chair.]

[knightime]

You wound me. I will sit in a corner and sob about how Harley continues to reject my love filled texts.

[Gonna be a butt and just...collapse on her. Gently.]

[nukeoleptic]

[She rolls her eyes, curling one arm around his shoulders and using her free hand to lightly scratch his head.]

Daaave. I have homework to do.

[knightime]

You just told me you were going to sleep in like a bear going into hibernation. You're sending mixed messages.

[And this is pretty comfy. If you keep that up, he'll never want to move. Gosh.]

[nukeoleptic]

I said I'm gonna sleep all day tomorrow. Jeez - you don't listen at all, do you?

[She's sorry, dude. You have a scratchable head.]

[knightime]

Harley. It is ass o' clock. It might as well be tomorrow at this point. I swear you and Egbert just love doing homework early. It's like nerd heaven for you two.

[Leans back. Yep, he's comfortable.]

[nukeoleptic]

Hey! You're not being forced to hang out with us nerds, you know, Mr. Cool-As-Shit. [And when he gets comfortable, she gives a piece of his hair a little tug, as if making her point.]

[knightime]

That's because you two have gotten my coolkid stamp of approval. [It comes out more as an embarrassed mumble though.] Couldn't ask for cooler fucking friends who just happen to also be pretty nerdy.

[nukeoleptic]

I'll make sure John knows you think so.

[She shifts a little bit, arm still around his shoulders.]

Ack! You're so bony.

[knightime]

Don't you dare tell him. He'll never let me hear the end of it.

[Huff.]

Well, yeah. I guess so. Should be careful. Might impale you with my bony bones or something.

[nukeoleptic]

I think that's exactly why I should tell him! Hehehe, it'd be nice to get to see him tease you for a change.

[She huffs playfully in return.]

I was just saying. It's not my fault you fell on me. [But it's not like she's really trying to get him up, either.]

[knightime]

You're ruining me. I've been nothing but the most open little gal and spilling all my little secrets and now you're backstabbing me. Today is just terrible.

Couldn't help myself. You looked pretty comfy and I was right.

[nukeoleptic]

[She idly slides his bangs up from his forehead, leaning down to peer at him.]

You are sleeping on the beanbag chair. Not Jade-and-the-Beanbag Chair.

[knightime]

[He glances up at her, glasses perched on the tip of his nose so he can see above them without seeing through them.]

Jade and the Beanbag Chair sounds like a pretty chill fucking spot to sleep on.

[nukeoleptic]

[In his defense, it is a pretty fucking enormous beanbag chair. That's what happens when your grandpa is as loaded as Jade's is.

She tups her chin against the top of his head.]

Maybe for you. What if you crush me to death?

[knightime]

You and I both know that it is near damn impossible for me to crush you. Pretty sure I'm just that bony friend you want to shove sandwiches down his throat sometimes.

[He rolls his eyes.]

[nukeoleptic]

You caught me. I am sooo guilty.

[She settles in a little bit, masking a yawn in his hair.]

[knightime]

Sleeping Beauty sounds like she needs her beauty rest. I'll get off. [He shifts a bit so he can get back to his feet.]

[nukeoleptic]

[She grins a little bit at that, rubbing her eye with the back of her hand.]

We could always just troll your roommate instead.

[knightime]

We could. But I think I need to get you all tuckered in and give you some rad bedtime story, missy. It's way passed your bedtime. [He gets back up to his feet before hauling Jade up and over his shoulder. Like a sack of potatoes.]

[nukeoleptic]

Dave!

[An undignified yelp.]

I know how to walk!!

[knightime]

I'm trying to be the romantic prince. [No he isn't.] Just chill. I mean, it's fucking freezing so this shouldn't be that hard.

[nukeoleptic]

[She can't even pretend to be upset - she's laughing as she argues.]

Nooo Dave, this isn't how princes carry princesses!