the morning after meme (expanded)

[bottecellie]

the morning after ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme → COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE. → PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN. → PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY. ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios ① BREAKFAST IN BED: YOUR PARTNER'S UP AND ABOUT -- MAYBE DRESSED, MAYBE NOT -- AND IN THE KITCHEN. WHAT ARE THEY MAKING YOU? COULD IT BE... GRILLED CHEESE? ② HIT ME BABY: THEY'RE SUCH A PEACEFUL SLEEPER. A PEACEFUL, SEXY SLEEPER. ACTUALLY THERE'S TOO MUCH OF THAT SLEEPING HAPPENING. WHY DON'T YOU WAKE THEM UP, WORLD'S KINDEST ALARM? ③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED: YOU WAKE UP TO FIND THEY'RE RUMMAGING ABOUT FOR THEIR CLOTHES, ABOUT TO LEAVE. WHY THE RUSH, AND CAN YOU CONVINCE THEM TO STAY? ④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER: AND THE EVENING, MAYBE EVEN THE MORNING AFTER AFTER... HOURS HAVE PASSED BUT YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE EACH OTHER! OR MAYBE ONE OF YOU JUST WON'T... ⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL: THERE'S A TIGER IN THE CLOSET, A BABY IN THE BATHROOM, AND A TOTAL STRANGER CURLED UP BESIDE YOU. WHO IS THIS PERSON BESIDE YOU SMELLING OF TEQUILA AND REGRET? DO THEY KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT WHAT, OR WHO, WENT DOWN THAN YOU DO? ⑥ WET AND WILD: DON'T FEEL TOO LONELY WAKING UP BY YOURSELF -- THE SHOWER'S ON AND THE SOUND OF WATER FALLING IS MIGHTY INVITING. WHY DON'T YOU GET CLEANED UP -- OR DOWN AND DIRTY ALL OVER AGAIN? ⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE: SLEEP? WHAT IS THIS SLEEP THING YOU SPEAK OF? DAWN'S BREAKING AND NEITHER OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN A WINK, OR WANT ONE. WHO'S READY FOR ROUND asjldkjl? ⑧ A BITTER PILL: TURNS OUT THE REASON YOU SCORED WASN'T YOUR SPARKLING WIT AND MAGNETIC CONFIDENCE. YOUR PARTNER HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE -- THEY ALREADY KNEW IT, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO. RECON? REVENGE? REBOUND? TAG AND FIND OUT, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH! ⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE: THAT SLEEPY PERSON IN YOUR LIVING ROOM HAD A GREAT NIGHT -- WITH YOUR ROOMMATE. WELL, MIGHT AS WELL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER WHILE YOU'RE BOTH THERE, RIGHT? ... RIGHT? ⑩ WILD CARD: ROLL MORE THAN ONCE AND COMBINE SCENARIOS, CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE, OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN! Stolen from here.

Comments

[phoenixpersonified]

Self respect. Now that's a novel concept. [Tony holds up his hands, forestalling her.]

How about a deal, you stay in bed and I'll run out to get breakfast? Sound fair?

[Of course by 'run out' he means 'have someone deliver breakfast back here while he makes good his escape']

[stephrogers]

[She looks at him. Really looks at him then shakes her head. Top human speed? Check. Super strength? Check. She picks him up and hauls him onto her shoulder]

[phoenixpersonified]

You see, this is exactly why I have Pepper. I bet she would have brought you muffins, and chatted all morning. Really, isn't that so much better than cuddling?

[Tony's learned his lesson. Fantastic smile or not, the next time Captain America makes googely eyes at him, he's running in the opposite direction.]

[stephrogers]

It won't kill you and I told you that we can put this behind us soon as we leave. I just want a morning cuddle then I can go get a bagel and coffee on my own. [She sets him down on the bed] Fifteen minutes. Then you can go.

[phoenixpersonified]

It might kill me, I could very well be allergic to cuddling.

[For all his protests, it seems that this is going to be one of the rare times that Tony will man up and put his time in. He shifts over a bit and waits for her to get back in bed. Because unless she's going to insist on being the big spoon in this situation, he'd like to keep a little of his masculinity intact.]

[stephrogers]

[She hesitates and stays standing, realizing what she had just done.] What am I doing... [She shakes her head] Go. I'll get breakfast myself. [She starts to pick up her clothes. Who was she to force people to stay?]

[phoenixpersonified]

Wait... we're not doing this now?

[Of course, taking away the option is the surest way to get Tony to want to do something. Should have thought of that ages ago, Cap.]

I mean, that's fine, of course. I see you've come to your senses. Still- it's not like we're running late for something.

[stephrogers]

Weren't you the one itching to get out of here not even five minutes ago? [She gives him a look and turns the sheet around herself into a makeshift toga]

[phoenixpersonified]

Five minutes ago, that was ages. [Tony makes a grab for the sheet, giving it and her a tug back into his lap.]

This is a legitimate morning after moment. Try to relax, Steph. You're so skittish, really.

[stephrogers]

[She laughs at the absurdity of it and falls into his lap] All right, then. [She makes a mental note: Call chicken on something she wants Tony to do and he'd likely do it]