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bakerstreet2015-04-01 02:56 pm
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and we'll never be

honestly, who doesn't want an excuse to be a prince/ss for a day (or life)?
how
1. Post with your character, name and canon in the subject line. If you have a preference, note whether you'd rather play royalty and/or the person interacting with royalty who perhaps is not that thing.
2. Tag others by rolling for a prompt using rng. Or tag by "rolling" and not just "straight up picking" what you want. Or straight up pick what you want. It's a free internet.
3. Stick it to everyone who said you'd never be royals, brah.
prompts
everyone's royals
a. “your country’s trying to take over/annex my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive stop it” au
b. “we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice” au
c. “my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding here in your country and i feel like a bad person for enjoying it but you're hella cute” au
d. "i came out to negotiate a peace treaty with you tonight but honestly i feel personally victimized by your hotness and the way you say the word 'partnership'" au
e. "on the one hand i'm really glad you're better at hiding from the paparazzi than i am but on the other hand you dragged us into this closet now what" au
not everyone's royals
a. “i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways” au
b. “i’m a prince/ss and you’re my bodyguard and we’re so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways” au (bonus: limo sex is great sex)
c. “i grew up not knowing i was royal and suddenly my royal grandparent showed up out of nowhere and told me i was so now i guess i’m the heir to the throne and you’re my crush from my pre-royal days but i still have a crush on you” au (aka princess diaries style)
d. “i grew up not knowing i was royal and now i guess i’m heir to a throne and you’re the guy who’s supposed to be teaching me how to be royal bc i suck at it and oops we made out” au
e. "i’m a prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of and i’m in college pretending not to be royal and you’re another student who’s always calling me out on my bs” au
f. “my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me” au
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I'm your employer too, mate.
[ He tips his head and lets Yancy straighten him out, grumbling the whole time about what a load of crap this is. ]
Yeah, fine. Let's go.
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But I guess if you wanted to keep me around, you could always put in a good word. [Once he's done preening on Chuck—who's plenty preened already—he winks at the younger before heading to the door.
And before he opens it:] Maybe leave out the part about all those itches we've scratched.
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[ He tosses Yancy a smirk, dimples flashing before turning to grab his wallet and stuff it in his pocket. ]
I reckon I could do that...
[ He's pouncing Yancy from behind though, chest to back, hips pressing against his ass. ]
You come in handy.
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[But Chuck's smirk is damning all the same and Yancy can't stare because they have to go. Which is partly why the younger gets the better of him. Partly. He can't really deny the perks of the job or how much fun it is to take care of them, for that mater.]
Protect and serve; [His grin seeps into his tone as Yancy shifts and pushes his hips back.] Anything for my princess.
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Why wouldn't I?
[ He purrs in Yancy's ear, grinding against him, hands settling on the cut of Yancy's hips. ]
Anything, ey?
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[Yancy chuckles something low and amused at Chuck's movements, reaching for for a handful of the younger's ass to squeeze in quiet encouragement.]
Absolutely.
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Well then. What if I said I'd rather you fucked me into the mattress than go to this shindig?
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That sounds fantastic, [And he means it; he'd much rather spend the day like that. Yancy even turns around to nuzzle a kiss out of Chuck, this time using both hands to squeeze his backside.]
What if I countered with fucking you into the backseat of your limo on the way to this shindig?
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As...against policy as it is. ]
...Hm. I'd say...if that's the only way to get your dick in me. And bring the lube.
[ he gon be so mad when it turns out to be a fucking birthday party ]