[That's the turians for you-- weird names for their freaky metal animals. And speaking of weird, Garrus is going to eye those cards, eye Shepard, then eye the cards again.]

Considering your luck with fish in the past, Commander, I'm not sure I want to learn anything from you.

[OOOH BUUURRN no not really, but it's hard to come up with a witty retort when you're two rolls of wrapping paper away from being a neatly tied up birthday present]

But I'm up for anything once. Anything's better than... what was that one called? FIfty-two Pick Up?

[That one was also courtesy of Vega]