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I'm Thinkin Arby's

You've just walked into an Arby's!

The only rules:
1. All characters enter drunk.
2. They're thinking Arby's.

Optional link to Arby's menu FOR AUTHENTICITY!!!

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[ There are like, four empty milkshakes on his table. He's working on a fifth. He's absolutely plastered and unless someone stops him, he's going to be sick. Dairy + Alcohol = probably the worst combination. ]

[He's probably arguing with the cashier about the disturbing lack of tacos on the menu. Tacos were totally common Earthling food that was popular with drunks, right? He needs them now. Like, yesterday. With extra super spicy salsa on the side.]

Edited 2015-03-22 01:28 (UTC)

[ This epitome of class over here is upending his flask into his Dr. Pepper. All of it. Clearly the most well thought out cocktail anyone has ever made. His sandwich and fries sit untouched. With as much booze as he's drank tonight, he really should be drinking water instead of shoveling junk food in his mouth, but yolo. ]

Classy. [ s.... ays the trashy-clothed girl who looks like she just came from a shitty party. She drank a while ago, so she's at the opposite side of drinking: slowly recovering. ]

[ How did this happen you are so underage how did this happen. Kenma looks like he's asleep, with his head on the table and an entire untouched meal in front of him. ]

I didn't realize this was a fine dining establishment.

[ Mixing the drink with his straw, then tipping it to his lips. It tastes like ass, no surprise. ]

Your mistake. This is the height of formality, and you're under-dressed.

[ She makes a face because that... looks gross. ] And you'd generally want to mix Dr. Pepper with something sweeter, like whipped cream vodka.

[SPACE ARBY'S]

[ Behold and see a magic trick for everyone to see! The amazing Arby's curly fries disappearing act featuring: His face!

Seriously man, this is some pretty good stuff. Why didn't anybody think of seasoned potato stuff like this before??]

[ Steals from his basket of fries even though she has her own food. ]

[ A genderqueer punk rock band walks into an Arby's on the road.... ]

[ Her alcohol tolerance is ridiculously low, so she's been complaining and leaning her head on the table the entire time. ]

This place sucks.

[ QUICKLY RAISING HIS HAND TO SMACK THAT HAND-- oh, it's Nonbe.

Slooooowly putting his frost covered hand away and looking a bit more grump than before, but still snacking on those fries by taking some of her food in return. ]

Sorry, force of habit. But please don't make a habit of doing that. These are the first time I've tried these after all.

Edited 2015-03-22 01:51 (UTC)