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the I JUST WANNA DANCE meme

There aren't any specifics. You're dancing somewhere (beach, club, your house, the street outside your school, or maybe you're breakdancing on the library tables again ~~I see you Cascada~~) Whatever. The point is, YOU ARE DANCING DMMIT.

what to do
- post your character, including name and fandom and prefs if you have 'em
- give a small set-up for what your character is doing
- others respond to your character
- those characters are now dancing together/staring at the other awkwardly/doing the swirl/whatevers
- have fun!

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Because you are a saucy minx.

[He grins all the same, sultry and slow, rolling his hips into that hand. His own busy themselves in sliding down to cup Lil'l's borrowed ass. Give it a slow kneading squeeze.]

[A grin lights upon Michael's face... and then...]

...Lil'l. Lil'l, this isn't cool...

...

[He thinks it over for a long moment. Angel's. Adele's. He shouldn't.

At the same moment he can't bring himself to care.]

Fuck it.

[One hand slides it's way back up, cups Michael's jaw and pulls him in for a firm kiss. Adele would understand.]

MMgh--!?

[Michael grunts, struggling for a moment, unsure of what to even do. Remy wasn't someone he disliked but---]

Just let it go, dayfly. Does it honestly matter? Have some fun. He wants you.

[He groaned... then relented, allowing the kiss. It was true that he wouldn't have anything like this for a while... and it wasn't exactly like Remy was terrible. Tentatively, he put his hands awkwardly on Remy's hips, pressing back against the kiss.]

[Easy enough to pull Michael back against him as soon as he's certain the younger man won't pull away. Run off like he had earlier.

Adele would forgive him.

Besides. He could say he was testing the man for her. If he's shit in bed he can't possibly let him enter a relationship with Adele, not after Robert.

Remy grins and slinks back onto the sofa, pulls Michael into his lap. Guides his legs so that they fall on either side of his hips before sliding them up to the small of his back and tugging him closer. Tight. Warm. Torso to torso and this was much, much better than a dance.]

[Michael felt a w k w a r d and looked around the room, anywhere other than looking at Remy's face. He was sitting on another man's lap. Where a woman should be sitting. He was brushing against---don't think about it. Oh God. Everything is awkwardness and uncertainty.]

You sure this is okay?

...and why am I asking you? I should be asking myself.

...if you say the word, this stops. No matter what we're in the middle of. The first 'no' or 'don't' out of your mouth ends this.

[For the moment Remy's just rubbing small circles into Michael's thighs, though he does reach up to tilt his chin back in his direction so that he might see how sincere he is in this. He wants Michael, yes, but rapist he is not. It's no fun if your partner isn't enjoying themselves, after all.]

I---I thought we'd just be kissing... to be honest...

[And he's not even sure that he's okay with that.]

Kissing is a gateway action. You kiss, you get worked up, more happens- or not. We do not even need to kiss if you are uncomfortable. Simply say "Remy, quit this and fuck off." And I will.

[He rests his hands on Michael's hips, leaning back to look up at him. Lazy, warm, but entirely sincere. He wants. Aches a little because damn Lil'l was a tease- but he does have standards. Sometimes. For Adele and Michael, at least.]

[Michael adjusts his legs slightly to prevent cramping. In the process, he grinds a little against Remy, feeling even more awkward because of what he realizes he's doing. He continually looks off to the side, unable to meet the other man's eyes.]

I just... I didn't think... I... Look, man, I'm sorry...

Michael...

[He rests his hand flat along his jaw and makes their eyes meet with a gentle, if insistent, hand.]

Yes or No. It is as easy as that. I will not be angry and I will not be offended.

I'm really only okay with the kissing, man. I'm sorry.

[He knows he shouldn't be apologizing and that it's Lil'l's fault, but he feels bad.]

Do not apologize, you have done nothing wrong.

[He smooths his thumb along Michael's jaw in a languid stroke. Just enjoying the contact, he was allowed that much, yes?]

The moment I am over the line- let me know. I will not intend to do anything to make you uncomfortable but things can happen in the heat of the moment. I'm certain you know how it is.

Yeah. I know... w-well, actually, I don't really. Heh. It's---it's kind of awkward but I've never really been with anyone so---well, there was this one girl but it didn't work out, so...

...you know.

[Remy would have no idea. Remy's not ever been unpopular with ladies.]

...You are a virgin?

[Excuse Remy for a moment while he just. Absorbs that and kicks himself mentally, very, very hard. Because he knows himself. He knows himself so very well and now he's twice, thrice as tempted to ignore the 'just kissing' stipulation. Adele's. Michael is Adele's. Be. Gentle.]

You realize she is going to ruin you whenever you get around to sleeping with her, yes?

N-not a virgin! No way! Just---just not... you know... skilled And Adele's not like that. She'd never touch me like that if I didn't do it to her. And if I did it to her she'd kill me so it's okay!

[DAT. INNOCENCE.]

Adele is a thirty seven year old divorcée with a dancer's background and a decade of terribly unsatisfying sex with her ex husband in her past. She is flexible, she has stamina that could make professionals weep- and is very, very dominant in the bedroom.

I know this not because I have slept with her- but because I've been in the room across the hall when she was feeling particularly frisky.

And, she would. If she becomes fed up with how gun shy you are? She will strip you down and tie you to the bed.

Adele wouldn't do that. I don't care how well you know her; she would never do that to me. We have an understanding that goes beyond that.

[YOU DARE IMPUGN HER HONOUR, SIR!?]

An understanding that includes...what? You've known her for all of two months, I have known her since she was five. I say she will, because I have seen her do it. It doesn't make a ruin of her- she's human, healthy, and a grown woman with needs and desires. There is nothing shameful in commenting on that fact.

Look, it doesn't matter, dammit! I know her enough to know she wouldn't attack me! Do you honestly think she would just jump someone like that? She's not like that at all! Ads is---Adele is a woman with standards and she's been through enough shit without you adding to it by making her into some kind of prostitute waiting to jump on someone's dick!

...You are not understanding me. I am not saying 'someone' I am saying 'you'. She will not sleep with someone she doesn't love. Robert she loved dearly, and he was an ass, but there you go. That is the situation I was privy to. She loves you. It is the only reason why she would behave in such a way. She does have standards, and I am not at all slandering her by pointing out that she would want to express that by bedding you.

...And yes I do think she would just jump on you like that. You are oblivious and adorable for it.

[He grits his teeth. Because of love or not, he doesn't see her that way and he won't have it. He pulls back, standing up from Remy's lap and smoothing his pants.]

She'd ask. She'd talk about it. She would never just... she wouldn't.

Fine. Think her a nun. Think her some untouchable formless thing- see how long that keeps you in her good graces.

[Remy snorts and waves a hand, mood utterly lost to this boy's naive idiocy.]

I don't think she's a nun, dammit, I just think she would have the decency to ask me before jumping me like a fat kid in a candy store! Why is that so wrong?

It's wrong because you are oblivious to how sexually frustrated you can make a person all on your own. She'd say something, I am certain, but if you've worked her up to the extent you've worked me up in the past hour she does not have the patience to simply let you walk away without doing something.

the I JUST WANNA DANCE meme

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