Kink Meme

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The Let's Get Kinky Meme



1. Comment with your character. Please include the character's name, canon, and any prefs you might have (ex. "guys only" or "no heavy stuff")
2. Tag someone else! Hit up RNG and roll from 1-20 for a kink, or make something up.
3. Be respectful of other players' preferences. Please avoid wank and all of that negative stuff. Let's all play nice!
4. PLEASE BE WARNED, some scenarios in this meme include triggering content! Play at your own risk.



The light stuff;
1. Tie me up; A little loss of control is nice sometimes, isn't it? One of you is bound, be it with handcuffs or something more extensive, at your partner's mercy.
2. Who's your fantasy; You're not who you usually are tonight. Costume or full on role-play, the two of you are looking to spice things up by playing out a fantasy.
3. Play with your food; Foodplay. Maybe you're covered in whipped cream, maybe you're eating sushi off of your partner's abs. In any case, there's some edible assistance involved.
4. Good clean fun; Whether it was work or play, you're feeling pretty dirty, and you need to clean up. Fortunately, someone else is there to make your bath or shower extra fun.
5. A love/hate thing; They're annoying, infuriating, or just someone you ought to hate -- but they're also hot. Despite bad blood, the two of you can't resist each other anymore.
6. Mysterious stranger; Sometimes you just don't want any strings attached. You don't know your partner's name -- you might not even know their face (masquerades and costume parties are great places to hook up), but all that matters is their body.
7. If you could see yourself; That mirror in the room certainly makes things more interesting. Have you ever wondered what you look like when you're getting down and dirty? Now you know.
8. You can leave your hat on; The clothes are what got you going -- so they're staying on. It may be just socks, it may be most of the outfit, but you or your partner are not taking it all off.
9. When you laugh; There's just something about their smile that makes you smile in return. Whether it's nerves, tickling, or just simple joy, at least one of you will be laughing a lot tonight.
10. Get some help; What's wrong with a little assisstance? Today, the two of you are including some friends in your fun -- plastic ones, that is. They come up with some interest sex toys these days.
11. Show me your teeth; Their skin tastes so good, you can't help but bite down. It may or may not leave marks, but you're going to be doing a lot of nipping this time.
12. A blank canvas; Feeling artistic? Well there's no prettier form than the human one, so you're including your partner in your creative efforts. Body painting, modeling, or any other creaive thing you can think of sound wonderful.

The heavy stuff;
13. Know your place; There's a big disconnect in your social position. Maybe one of you is the boss, a government official, or a teacher. Maybe one of you is quite literally owned by the other. Regardless, someone is in a position of power and will take advantage of it.
14. Take my breath away; There are a lot of ways to have control over someone. Taking away a basic function is a pretty effective one of these. Maybe you'll take away their sight or hearing -- maybe you'll steal the very air they breathe.
15. A pretty picture; It's going to be good, and you want to remember it. Photos or video will be taken of your bedroom exploits tonight, and it might not be for your eyes only. There's a big audience out there, isn't there?
16. You've been bad; Someone's crossed you, and you're going to make them pay -- in bed. Roleplay or not, this is angry sex with an element of punishment. Make sure they remember what happens when they piss you off.
17. Hurts so good; You can't help it if you want to see them in pain. Maybe they're as into it as you are, and maybe they aren't, but either way you're going to be rough. This could be anything from spanking to bloodplay.
18.The same blood; Maybe you're brothers or sisters. Maybe you're like brothers or sisters. Either way, your familial bond is being twisted in the most taboo of ways.
19. A business venture; Some people go to their lover for sex. Some people pay for it. One of you is in this for the money, and one of you is determined to get what you paid for.
20. Outside influences; It isn't that you like each other. It isn't that you're even interested in sleeping with them, but for some reason neither of you can control, you have to. You'd better make the best of it.

Comments

[outofthemud]

[The hell do you expect him to do.] So make the choice.

[Because this is starting to get uncomfortable and if Lavi doesn't want to deal with getting them horny he will go find some other way to relieve himself.]

[historyrabbit]

[Put it in blunt layman terms that the rabbit will understand without misunderstanding and thinking of something else.]

I don't know how to do it between two guys. [Welp, there's your answer, Kanda. And he's blushing heavily because of it.]

[outofthemud]

... Really? [Because that's actually how he learned it in the first place. Not that Lavi remembered any of that after he came back.

And okay he takes part of that back, talking about sex is still awkward.] It--there's a couple ways to do it.

[historyrabbit]

[Hey, he's only had the basic education in sex. He hasn't found anything about guy-sex yet.]

One of those include not letting me up now that you're not going to kill me?

[outofthemud]

[--Grumbles, but moving to get off him.]

[historyrabbit]

[What? Liked your perch on the rabbit, Kanda?

Sitting up and rubbing the paint off on his shirt.]

So what are the options?

[outofthemud]

[But now things are awkward and Kanda is folding his arms and keeping a slight distance.] We can just... touch each other until we get off.

Or we can do it similar to how you'd do it with a woman.

[Or oral sex but you can do that with anyone, so. And Kanda's not delved into that territory yet.]

[historyrabbit]

[It was awkward for Lavi sitting like that. It felt weird to him.]

The first sounds better. [Since. His head automatically supplies where the hole is on the "woman" and it doesn't sound very comfortable.] Less invasive.

You said several though, that's just two. A couple.

[outofthemud]

I said a couple. And those are your only options anyway. [Under the assumption of them actually doing it.]

[historyrabbit]

Like I said, I would rather do the first one. [A brief shudder.]

It sounds like the second one hurts.

[outofthemud]

[Yyyeah it kind of does.] It's supposed to hurt less when you actually know what you're doing.

[historyrabbit]

[Lavi should probably be grateful that you're not going to take revenge on him if it was indeed a past incarnation that put the moves on you first.] Do we have to strip down for the touching each other one?

[outofthemud]

[It was a mutual thing. They were both cursed, only penetration would work--he doesn't hold it against him.]

Unless you want to make more of a mess of your clothes. [Kanda really doesn't. But stripping when Lavi remains clothed is awkward. Hm.] It's not clean.

[Like Lavi doesn't know how his dick works. but Kanda doesn't know, apparently some information went missing in the return.]

[historyrabbit]

[Always nice to know.]

They're already covered in paint... [He knows, he's masturbated before to ease the mark. But it probably makes things easier, right?]

I'll take'em off. [Shedding his ruined shirt.]

[outofthemud]

[... Well, Kanda's fine with doing this the awkward, clinical way.

Undoes his belt and lets it and his coat drop to the floor, pulling off his gloves.]

[historyrabbit]

[Feel free to teach Lavi any other way that you like. Though he does belatedly think of the bed, no need to ruin his new couch.]

We can go in my room if that would be better. [Gesturing at the window with no curtains.]

[outofthemud]

[Looks up. Oh--right!] That'd probably be better.

[historyrabbit]

[Awkwardly getting to his feet, the problem the aphrodisiac created is a little more apparent now but aside from blushing and covering himself with his shirt Lavi makes no comment on it. Just leads the way to his room and its little bookshelf hut around his bed.] It's in here.

[Kicking off his boots before entering the hut and under the covers he goes! Shy.]

[outofthemud]

[Follows him into it, watching him crawl it. Are they really going to--?

Well, whatever.] Give me a minute.

[He just needs to strip out of the rest of his clothes. He'll leave his hair up, though.]

[historyrabbit]

[Sheets can be washed! He washed them after he and Lenalee had sex. But these are different sheets.

Lavi strips out of his remaining clothes under the blankets, tossing them out.]

Will they really let us out of this without sex though? N-not that I want to...but... [He wants to be sure.]

[outofthemud]

It still counts as sex. Sometimes. [Or at least, it did with him and Beansprout.

Hopefully it's not a penetration-necessary curse unless we want it to be.

Walks his nude self over to the edge of the bed and grabs the edge of the blanket.] ... Are we doing it under here?

[historyrabbit]

[I'm game for it if you are, topper doesn't matter.

He sighs a bit and shifts out from under them.] Probably better if we don't, right?

But what do you mean "sometimes"?

[outofthemud]

[Kanda won't care, it'll be whichever Lavi's most comfortable with.]

... There are some curses that are more specific.

[historyrabbit]

It'd be a lot nicer if the natives were more specific when they curse us. [Sighs and rubs his head, shifting uncomfortably while in plain view like this.

He'd probably be better off on the bottom the first time, no chance at hurting Kanda.]

We doing this or not? [////]

[outofthemud]

You're the one who wanted assurance. [Buts sits down on the bed and scoots up to Lavi.]